Vibez9ja

1. I have a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said "saw you" not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time please 🙏😭😭😭 like my page and share please 🙏😭😭🙏
Much love!♡
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Some boys be like I don't know how to cook because my mum didn't teach me 😒

Who taught you how to unhook bra☹️😂💔🤲

The struggles of crocodiles if they were human 🐊

Credit: Keigo

Dedicated to Pwani University

Mama, Am coming back home
It's not End of Semester,
We did not riot,
Neither is it End Year,
But,
Mama am coming home.

Am coming,
But am formless,
I can't walk Mama,
I will be in a box Mama,
I heard them call it Casket
That they will take care,
Of damages Mama,
We are now damages,
Mama am coming home

The brakes failed Mama,
Jomba our good driver tried,
Jomba struggled,
Jomba wailed,
Jomba hooted,
Jomba swerved,
We saw him sweat,
It's not him Mama,
But the brakes,
Mama am coming home

Mama I forgot to tell you,
I play soccer,
Ooh,I used to play soccer,
I was the Messi of Pwani,
To represent pwani,
In the competition,
That never was,
Mama am coming home

Mama, you had sold Rose,
Our only cow,
To clear my fees,
Last week,
But the brakes ,
Didn't hear any of that,
Mama you had cleared,
The hostel fee,
You had refilled the gas,
Sadly,
Before I use it,
Mama am coming home

Breathless,lifeless,
Broken, disfigured
Mama I don't have it,
I don't have the Degree
The brakes,
Couldn't allow me finish,
It's not my fault,
Never to fit a gown,
Lights are out Mama,
It all dark in here,
Mama am coming home

Mama;
Could this be the saying;
That kwenda Mombasa raha;
Kurudi ni Matanga?
Tell my younger sister,
To take up my desk,
At pwani,
Bye Pwani,
Be kind,
To my little sister,
Bye Mama.

He's after my body

U wey no day baf 😂💔

Touch one🥰No cheating 🌝

how do I tell my friend to leave my house in
King James version
So he will not fill offended
😂😂

*have u ever slept hungry
Just to prove your family that
U are angry*😅😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

A Short Story 😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😁😁😁😂😂

English - 𝙸'm br0ke.
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Pidgin - me no get shi shi.
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NIV- I don't have money.
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KJV - 𝙷enceforth let it be known unto thee that the pocket of my garment consists of nothing but emptiness. 🤣💔🤣
mike

Dead will not see you an your family in Jesus name

Surly it won't happen again never ever 😁😁😁😁

😁😁😁😁😁
You gerrit

Breaking news !!!
Garri has been banned in nigeria🇳🇬😀😆😀😆✅

Garri is directly proportional to water
Provided sugar and groundnut
Remain constant .
Science student which law is that 🤣🤣🤣

Nobody Can Cook Rūbbish Like The first Person That Appears When U Press @ That Creature Can Fry Water.😂🤣🫣🚶🚶🏿