Mitch Merchant

comment on my post not in my dm plss 😞

Before you wear your torn underwear 🩲, ask yourself, what if I faint?🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣
Na social media age we dey so oo

Money 💱💹 nah Water 💧💧💧

If this pops up on your timeline, may this week be fruitful to you 🙏

Oya close one of your eyes and squint the other one to view this picture. Tell me wetin you see 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eliza say she no go BET again ,but when Eliza see 2 sure odd….. ELIZABETH 😂😂

Remember who checks on you when you get a little quiet,those are your people 🙌🔥

Pretending To Be Sleeping When Your Spouse Is In Dear Need Of Your BODY Is The HIGHEST SCAM IN MARRIAGE. Repent Tonight 🙂

How to hurt a Guy?

Don't moan during TaTaTa🍆😜🤣..

Never allow your enemies to know if you are going or Coming
Keep Confusing them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Man wey dey keep Malice suppose dey see period.😂😂

💝A Woman Was Pregnant🤰🏻 For Nine Months And Suddenly Gave Birth To This Angel😇Reading This Post🙈
What Is Ur Name😘

WOMEN ONLY

What’s your major turn off in a man?
Men read, pay attention and learn

Mummy of Lagos has been granted bail 🤣🤣

Nawaooo.. everything na motivational quotes to una ,I don't think there is anything to argue here ,that's her way of dressing ,her husband is not complaining,then everyone musnt dress like her ,you can be decent and still dress well..for me I can't allow my wife dress like this ,why??

It's my choice same way it's moses bliss choice for his wife to dress like that...make una try dey rest .

Well, it looks like 2024 is gonna be a crazy year for us!!!👶👶 We certainly weren't expecting this. I wanted to wait to tell everyone personally, but I just can't! These TWO are due in September!🚼 Can't wait to see the happiness they bring...

I really don't know who the parents are, but you can copy and paste and freak everyone out too! ❤

I claim it 🙏🏻

Happy Easter to you all,may this season bring joy,love and to you 🙌😊

You're not just raising your son. You're raising someone's husband and someone's father. RAISE YOUR SONS TO BE GOOD MEN.

You no bórn, problem,you born,problem.umu nwanyi zukwanike,maka stray thûnder and lightening😒😒.ndi ala

Correct,this is what I call a real men not those ones that will be cheating and then be looking for who to blame for their chéating nature , something that it's in their d.n.a already

Make una continue to dey chéat oo until una chéat away una destîny

Mtcheww

Dear Married men, please when you see beautiful girls on the road don't disturb them, Go and make your wife beautiful like them.😂

Never ask an expectant mother when she'll birth a child. She'd have given birth if it's within her power.

Never ask a single person to go and get married. If being single is not his/her will, he/she'd have been married long time ago, if things worked as planned.

Don't provoke people unnecessarily. You don't know their stories and secret battles.

Between Mariam Oyakhilome and a fan👇

❤️&💡

©️ Gerry's inspirations

You can't be praying for a husband yet you're dating a married man.stop confusing thûnder😒

You are leaving with a man that hasn't paid ya bride price oshey
Easy_buy product 🙄🚶🚶🚶

Stûpidity is when you don't provide for your wife and kids,buh you are there going giveaway for your sîdechick😊

I chased one Pharmacy Student girl from our 100 level until I left U.I. Her excuse in 100 level was "I was too young for her" even though I was clearly older than her. Instead of her to just say that I couldn't give her the type of maintenance she was looking for.

Her excuse in 200 level was that she was already dating a doctor. You know how those pharmacy/ Medicine students are with doctors na. Them think say the doctors go marry them. LMFAOOOOOO.

Her excuse in 300 level was that the Doctor boyfriend broke her heart and she was done with relationships. But Aunty, why am I being punished for the sins of another man?

In 400 level, she said I was already leaving school and there was no point because she still had a couple of years to spend in school. Secondly, that I was unemployed and I could not take care of her needs. She was now a woman yunno.
After I graduated, I tried one last time and this time she said “You have graduated from school but you haven’t graduated from chasing me after 4 years. Am I a Bachelor’s degree program? Move on, abeg”

Anyways, I moved to Lagos and I met a beautiful woman at an event in Sheraton and you would not believe she happened to be the elder sister of this same girl. Small world.

I was originally not interested in having any romantic relationship with the elder sister because she didn’t have the physical features I saw in her younger sister (If you know, you know) but we eventually started dating.

So one day my former crush was coming to Lagos and her elder sister asked me to accompany her to the bus park to pick her up.

My former crush almost fainted when her sister introduced me as her boyfriend as we were putting her bags in the trunk of my car. As her elder sister walked back to the park to carry one more bag, this girl pulled me to one corner.

“Theo" what are you doing with my elder sister?” I responded, “Master’s Degree Program, dear”...

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To whom it may concern, if your partner whose private parts you access cannot touch your phone because according to you it's your "privacy", you are a che@t and cannot be trusted!
Use cold water and swallow this bitter truth😎

©️ Nurse Ndi Nne

Wahala be like tînubu🤣🤣🤣👇👇