Gentle dove comedy

1. Kissing your husband when he is asleep is one of the best gesture of love 🙃, but Nigerian women will be busy searching p0ckets instead 🙄🙄😂😂.

2. I have never heard twins calling each other twinie 😏, it is always two fāk£ friends 🤷😂😂.

3. Last night i was watching a Nigerian Christmas movie 😑, and the part where mary tells Joseph that she is pr£gnant 😏, Joseph was surprised and he exclāimed "Jesus Christ" 🙃. I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel 😂😂😂.

4. Girls, forehead kisses are how Nigerian men absorb all the s£nse from your brains 😑. Stay āwak£ Sisters 😏😂🏃🏃🏃🏃.

5. The kind of strength Nigerian men use in t£aring cond0ms, if they join it together 😎, I sw£ar we can use it to push Africa forward 😑🙃🤣.

Diala Emmanuel ✍️

6. Everyday, we hear br£aking news in Nigeria 😑, so when will straight news arrive in Nigeria 🙃🙃😂.

7. Some guys will wake up 2am to p££ and they will still come here to post "R£al hustl£rs don't sleep"😏. Bros, you are d£c£iving yourself 😂😂.

8. As a man, when you start waking up with no morning er£ction 🙃, oga it is time to write a will😂😂😂.

9. No Nigerian girl ch£ats better than those living with their grandmothers😏, guys b£ware 🙃😂😂.

10. Dāting a slim girl is c0nfusing 😏, you will not know whether it is love she needs or food 🍛 😂😂😂.

11. Why do girls change their walking step when they notice a group of fine boys especially when am among 🤷🤷🙆🤣😀?

12. Even if it is too small, learn how to use it to satisfy your woman 🙎.
Am talking about salary!
Nonsense! 😀😭🏃🏃

13. Pls if I offended you in any way, and you are angry with me, pls find a place in you area let's fight😀🙆🙆.
I hate rubbish🙆😂

14. This one surprised meoo!
A male was sucking a female breast🤱 inside church. The one that shocked me was that the two of them wasn't Ashame. They didn't care if someone was looking at them.
The female was about 36 years, while the male was about 8months😀😂😄😆
Ahh! Who stoned me?

15. Akpos was baptized in a near by church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name
Akpos: pastor, I would like to be called Grace
Pastor: No naah, Grace is for females
Akpos: what of Disgrace? 😂😄🙆🙆

16.After reading my jokes now, your mind will tell you to skip without liking and commenting.🤷🤷
Bros remember there is Godoo!

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My landlord just posted a picture of him and his family, I commented "Cult people" instead of "Cute people"
Now, I dey inside since yesterday 🥺

Me when I was small 🙄🙄🙄
PRIMARY: i want to be a doctor
SECONDARY: I want to be an engineer.
5 YEARS LATER: it's ur boy DJ chicken 🤣🤣🤣

Things are very costly. Imagine a kilo of "I love you" which used to be "I love you too" is now
My cream has finish.😂🤣

Education is good, if not Education how will I know that the air that comes out of the pot while cooking is called AIRPORT 🙄🙄

How I managed to inherit Adams sin and not Solomon's wealth is what I don't understand 🤣🤣 🤣

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100085600488091 pls follow this page abeg 🙏🙏🙏

Iamdêrā 😊 smile 😊

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Virgins

After sending my application letter I realized that I wrote Dear madman instead of Dear madam 🙆🙆🙆

Stop the habit of saying conductor am stopping here. Just say "Bus administrator, I hereby wish to alight" 🙄🤣😂

I told my girlfriend that
I want to have 15 kids
And she's arguing as if she's going to be the mother 🙄🙄

Pls patronize me, i repair broken relationships, fix heartbreak, selling of boyfriend & girlfriend and swapping is also available.🙄🙄🙄

Imagine having a serious argument with ur boyfriend, and he said I pity the guy that will marry you🥺🤣

7 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE MAD🤷🏼‍♀️😲🤪🧐😏.

1..If you've ever counted 1.2.3 before pouring water on your body, you're mad. 🧐🤪😲😳🥺😣😝

2..If you ever thought the moon use to follow u around, ahh you're mad.
😳😲🤪🧐🤦🤦🤷🏼‍♀️😋😏

3..If you've ever use yur sim 1, to call yur sim 2🤳 in de same phone, believe me, ya mad..🤳🤪😲😳😂😣😒

4..if you've ever been talkin💋 to yur self, 🧘but when someone looks at you, 🙄you pretend to be singing,😲 abeg you're pararelly mad.😉🤔😝😛😲🤷🏼‍♀️🤪😏

5..You went into yur room, but forgot what to pick, you went out but you still remember,🚶 then come back...sorry, ya mad.🤪🙆😜😛😝🙁🤭☝️😉🤔

6..Yur phone 🤳is at one percent, nepa brought light, but becuz of chat,🤳 u refuse to plug, now dem don take light,,you are shouting ahhhh☝️..kai ahswear ya mad.😝😛😜🙆🤪🤭

7..You read all this but refused to react or follow page ...🤷🏼‍♀️😏
ya madest..😂😂😂 follow me up Gentle dove comedy

Today am going to sleep inside the Fridge to see how water turns to ice block.
🤪🧐😊😂😂

Shebi una talk say half bread is better than none.
Oya make una manage this half recharge card
224565697 🤸🤸😂😂

Not all DSTV dish pan you see on people's roof is working, some are there to block thunder 😂😂

I want to sell my relationship, I need fairly used relationship am tired of new relationships🙄

I gave my girlfriend a gift, she gave it to her real bf, her real bf gave it to his real Gf &his real Gf gave it to me. 🙄🙄🤣🤣

Girls wey dey call favor no dey stay one place, even Bible said, "and you shall found favor everywhere you go" 😂🤣

I remember my first heartbreak,I woke my aunties 3 month old baby & explained everything to him & we both cried together 😂😄

Thank you so much guys
11k followers am really grateful ❤️❤️

My neighbor sells w**d, it's a secret that's why I won't tell anyone🙄🙄

Heavenly father i pray that you keep the person Reading this alive, safe, Healthy and Financially blessed 💕🙏🏻

Ladies don't be shy to ask your ex for airtime, it's part of your retirement benefits 😀😄

"Yahoo" means
"Youth At Home Operating Overseas"🤣😂

Her: Baby swear that u are not cheating on me 🥺
Me: If I'm cheating on u lemme die,.. in my mind (I will not die in Jesus name)