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My val gift came early

This man wan wound me with love oo

Sibanu m congratulations 🤸🤸🤸

For you, for you who maybe in your early or late 20s, I pray you get to find the words you want to hear. The most challenging part on this stage is learning how to survive from society's expectations of you. And most times you resort to living up their expectations because you feel like you are oblige to do so, when you are not. You may have your degree completed, but that doesn't mean opportunities and jobs will come easily on your way. Not everything works out of luck, you have to strive to thrive.

Wherever you are at the moment, be gentle on yourself. You may feel less of a person because you have seen your friends and other people living up their best life while you are just here, maybe a little stuck or just starting yet, I hope you never see yourself unworthy of the good and great things. Never compare your chapter one to other people's chapter 5. What's more important now is you are making it through the day with the little amount or small progress you have. What's more important now is taking extra care of your well-being. Give everything a shot, but do not forget to pause in between those hustles.

This stage, you will overcome this triumphantly. You are your own source of positive attraction, so believe that you can.

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Victor Boniface during the Nigerian game vs. South Africa 😅

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PRAY NEVER TO BE IN A SITUATION WHERE ONLY GOD IS YOUR WITNESS😅

You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bathe in her own bathroom.

Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, Madam came back home to pick the phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but didn’t know the maid was also taking her bath, so you continued with no worries, and your wife was all along on the bell.

Not understanding why the maid is yet to get the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.

Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light ankara.

Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, oga, also wet with towel tied around your loins...

Madam looks at both of you weirdly and asks what was going on and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that state, and together.
Now, your wife doesn’t know what we know...

With the aid of scientific calculator, explain in 70 words the theory that can save your marriage.

HOW WILL YOU CONVINCE MADAM THAT YOU ARE INNOCENT? 🤷‍♂️

Me: Guy! See wetin I see for twitter just now!! Chicken Republic dey share rice for people wey dey come their branch for Surulere!!

Timothy: Now??

Me: Guy e dey happen as me and you dey talk now!!! See na! *Shows him pictures*...see nylon! See people wey carry food dey waka around!

Timothy: Ahhh!!! Guuuyyy!!! And Surulere far from there!!! We suppose go this thing!! We wey dey hungry for here since day before yesterday night!

Me: *smiles*... This God dey work in mysterious ways

Timothy: Wetin happen?? I dey talk say we no fit go Surulere to choo food, you dey talk God work in mysterious ways...shey God dey work for chicken republic??

Me: *smiles*...where Solomon dey?

Timothy: Which kain stupld question be that one?... Hin go work, wetin happen?

Me: Where he dey work?

Timothy: I know? He tell us?? E never reach one month wey he start the work.

Me: *smiles*... Na chicken republic our guy dey work. Chicken Republic for Surulere.

Timothy: ldlot, na me you wan do this rubbish for. FooI

Me: *laughs*...oya wait. *Dials Solomon's number*... Hello guy, hwfa

Solomon: Hello bro, thank God say you call...abeg come open door for me...our front gate.

Me: Okay..*goes outside and open door for him then he quickly enters with cooler of rice*

Timothy:

Me: When I dey tell you, you think say na joke?

Timothy: Omo!!

Solomon: *Enters kitchen and puts the cooler inside cupboard*...Abeg make una help me hold this food, I go come back for night. *Quickly leaves the house*

Me: *comes out of the kitchen with two spoons and the cooler*.... Oh solo don go??... You believe me now??

Timothy: Omo guuuyyy!! God works in mysterious ways!! *Collects one spoon*

Me: *eats rice*...when I talk am before, you ask me if God don dey work for chicken republic. *Eats another spoon of rice*

Timothy: *takes two spoons of rice at once*... Guy, Solo na Godsent!!! *Cleans tears of joy*

Me: I just like the guy...a true friend....*collect that chicken wing, give me the chest*.

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PREGNANT FOR MY PASTOR

EPISODE 3.

That night nothing happened and he really wanted my husband to return back soon but he couldn't allow me alone in that house. If something happened to me, my husband was going to hold him responsible. Living with him for two months made me start to love him because he had this way he treated me like a Papa could do. Soft, caring, decent, respectful and more to that he treated me with tenderness. I was not the only one who noticed that, that was how he treated every christian in the church.
I don't know what went over me, i was not a devoted christian like my husband so i was easily carried away by pleasure. I started desiring the pastor because he was still young but i hid my feelings because i knew it was wrong. But i was not strong in prayer as him, so i discovered i lust after him. And each time i did, i always had dreams of a man using his face to sleep with me in my dreams.
When that first happened, i started having uncontrollable feelings and emotions for my pastor.
When i learned that he wanted to be engaged i was mad and jelous. The worse was when i saw him with another girl i couldn't bear it.
So one day i return from the church and he had told me he will not be coming over to spend the night in my place. He had assigned a sister to stay with me because he needed to concerntrate but on my own thoughts i knew he wanted to get over me. That night i couldn't sleep, i only thought about my pastor and dreamt again he was making love to me.
When my husband called me on phone i didn't even want to pick, but when the pastor called to ask how i was doing, i didn't want him to quit the line. I got angry when he dropped the call.
I started feeling that i had gotten married to the wrong man. And more to that my husband was not good in bed. I always imagine the pastor on me, because one night i slept beside him and his morning wood touch my body on a sensible place and it arouse me..

PREGNANT FOR MY PASTOR

EPISODE 2.

I was never worried of his presence, he gave me comfort. Imagine being a woman afraid of sleeping alone at night in a big house being protected by a pastor, who was not only spiritually able to fight my battles but physical strong to protect me.
Sometimes i ran to his arms when i had a nightmare and slept at in his room when i was scared. But it was all my fault because i had forgotten no matter how spiritually strong he was, his flesh was still the flesh.
The more he protected me, the more i was comfortable around him. My husband called once a week and sometimes he called just for a brief moment because where he was, his days were my nights and he was busy during the day. The days he could call me, he had to always rest because of his hectic day.
That was how i ignorantly tempted my pastor. Sometimes i forgot he was home and jumped out of the bathroom N@ked. And he would apologize for bumping into me. He never took advantage of it and never told me he had feelings too.
So that day as usual; i felt so cool at night and scared. So i couldn't sleep on the big bed in my husband's room alone. I decided to go knock his door. As usual it was midnight and he always got up to pray. Then i joined him in prayers. After we prayed i told him i was scared and he asked me to sleep on the bed but before we went to bed, our eyes jammed each other and my heart felt a very strong emotion for him. My pastor had also fallen in love with me. He couldn't tell me but i saw it in his eyes. But as a pastor, he had to be strong. I knew it because during his prayer he asked God,
"Please lord, take way negative thoughts from my mind and give me the strength to keep to my promise. I am weak lord give me strength,"
But the moment i stepped in to join him, he lost focus. He couldn't find words to say to God, but i didn't know he had fallen in love with me that much.

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Please who can recommed any permanent/ best cure for stomach ulcer....she has tried modern drugs but still getting worst😥😪

Please help a soul🙏🙏

PREGNANT FOR MY PASTOR

EPISODE 1.
My husband was a stunch christian, before our wedding we respected ourselves and dignity before we got married. But after our wedding my husband couldn't get me pregnant. He was a well respected man in the church and kept on pointing accusing fingers at me. As usual when a man and woman are married and there is no fruit of the womb, the only accusing fingers are pointing at the wife.
I asked my husband for us to go for medical check up and he always wave the idea and said there was nothing above God. He was a good and caring man but one thing i had noticed was that he was not that good in bed. But i managed without complaining, my only consolation was my single pastor who was still young in the ministry, and was searching.
Each time i felt lonely when my husband traveled, i went to the pastor to confide our matrimonial issues. Even my husband didn't want to talk about my barreness to the pastor.
The cause of all these issues was that i saw my pastor as a holy man but i forgot the part that he was still human. One thing led to another, my husband was about to travel for a long business trip and left me in the big house all alone with nobody at home. It was not a gigantic house but it was too big for me to stay alone.
And there was only one person my lovely husband could trust me to and it was the pastor. So he told him,
"Please pastor i am traveling for three months and i will like you to look after my wife for me. I don't even want any male servants around her at home. I don't trust them. Her duty will be just to take care of the house and cook for herself, so no need of hiring servants or maids. I have provided her with everything but if she needs anything, she should reach out to me."
It was just normal for the pastor to visit me regularly and since he was single he sometimes had to stay with me in the house and slept in the guest room. Especially when the rumors of the bandits who were breaking into homes circulated.

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14 RULES THAT SHOULD GUIDE YOUR RELATIONSHIP

1. Never push a loyal woman to the point where she no longer cares

2. There is a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you. Remember that.

3. Communication and trust are important if you want to secure your spot in someone’s heart.

4. Never fall in love with someone who left his girl for you because he might do the same and leave you for someone else.

5. A real man never gives up on the woman he loves with all his heart, no matter how much it hurts.

6. Don’t play with someone’s feelings just because you’re unsure of your own.

7. One of the worst mistakes you’ll make is walking away from the person who stood there and waited for you.

8. Just because one man treated you badly doesn’t mean all men will. Get this into your skull.

9. Be careful what you say. A girl remembers everything. They will never the good words have ever said to them but they will remember the bad ones you have ever spoken that is women.

10. When two people care about each other, they will always look for a way to make it work.

11. Love someone who loves you too.

12. So you better stop crying now.

13. Letting go isn’t a sign of weakness. It’s a sign that you’re strong enough to move on.

14. It’s better to be alone for the right reasons than to be with someone for the wrong reasons. I sincerely have found out that any person who always sees reasons to give flimsy excuses is a great liar, be far from such a person.

Come and join me in eating oo😋😋😋💙😇

Good morning

You see wrong marriage, it is as bad as hell fire.

I do not wish even an enemy wrong marriage.

u are too young to be having relationship problems. Free your mind, focus on food.😂😂

This year, every single must marry! If you can't fine the right partner, present the wrong one to God for editing and resetting.

This year, every single must marry! If you can't fine the right partner, present the wrong one to God for editing and resetting.

Is not fair oo😇😇😂😂

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Your boss gave you 5 million to go and deposit in his account and on the way you got a call that he is dead,

What will you do?

Nothing is as important as knowing ur partner's genotype, rhesus factor and blood group....ok some will say that they dont know that the relationship will finally lead to marriage, but i also dont see anything wrong in knowing bf/gf own even while in friendship zone to avoid accidental s*x that will lead to pregnancy (then due to because u dont want to be a single parent) then u will like to marry the person, by then now lab practitional will break the result of u both being AS(s).....

Once u see the result, u will start crying as if cry will change ur blood type. Some will even insist on marrying each other like that(blinded love) and when those innocent kids come to the world, they will be left to suffer the consequences😪....devil will now want to butter ur bread and now make u to be poor, that is when even if the child started having crisis, u cant take them to hospital regularly because of bills 😏😏

LOVE hmmmmmmmm

Your mom told u that she is AA and your father is also AA and all your siblings are saying that they are AA ( aunty, uncle please genotype test is not expensive at all) save yourself that automatic breakup at the dying period and know ur genotype, blood group and rhesus factor now that it is still early .......

Nobody should come and cry for me again😁😂🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅

At this stage, love is still blinding u ahbi😏😏

Hmmmm
Just dey play🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

Stop disliking people for what you heard, and be grateful that God didn't dislike you for what He knows about you

Happy Sunday💙

🌿 As we welcome this new month/Year, may God’s peace be with you. May He nurture your dreams and give you the courage to face any challenge. Have a blessed month/Year 🥰❤️ 🕊️

Are you 18 years and above?Do you have a
_Valid ID card?
_Can you speak English fluently?
_Can you work from 9am to 3pm daily for a monthly salary of 350,000?.
If you are interested in the job, send me your details so we can look for the job together.
Only me don tire to trek for inside sun. At least if we reach 3 we fit dey gist for road. Thanks for your patience in reading.
Hurry oooooo💃💃💃💃

A louder Amen somebody💙💙💙😇😇

2024 must be great in your life and family🙏💙

Good morning💙💙💙😇😇