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Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son : Both
Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Son : Dubai
Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Son : Malaysia
Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Son :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Son : During the first question
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Imagine your boyfriend takes you to his house for the first time and you see this. Can you make love with him that day.

She knock the door, I kept quite
She push it and come in, i kept quite
She came inside the room, I kept quite
She sat next near to me, I still kept quite
She romanced me, I remained quite
She undressed herself, I kept quite
She removed my shirt , I kept quite
She kiss me deeply, I kept quite
She removed my trousers and boxers
imagine , I still kept quiet
She climbed me, I remained quiet
She start ridding me slowly and slowly, I
kept quiet
She continued with the practice, I kept
quiet
She climb down and dressed up and went
away, I kept quiet
Now she is here telling me that she is
pregnant
What should I do?
I'll keep quiet 🤐

A fool may ask more questions in an hour than a wise man can answer in seven years

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I dey cm check the 8th one 🫴🔥😎😅

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1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer 😂😂😂😂😂😂

2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣

3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dog😂😂😂😂😂

4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hall😀😀🚶🚶🚶

5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like “Bros abeg how much for low current”???😂😂🤣🤣


7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur body🤣🤣🤣🚶‍♂🚶‍♂🚶‍♂😆😆

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sef😆😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn’t working are among the problem we face in Nigeria 😆😆🚶🚶🚶

10. Is better u keep silent, because anything u say will be used against u in the court of law “move it”
That’s the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently 😆😆😂😂😂

11. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like”give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon”😆😆🤣🤣😂😂

12. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don’t smile back, I repeat don’t smile back until she pays her taxi fare 😆😆
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Now that u have managed to do what you wanted with me, u no longer give me money for my hair or cosmetics 💅!. Have u ever seen a presidential candidate campaigning after winning elections?

A woman in labor once said “………😂