JereXity

Girls will be like all i want from him is...
Care
Attention
Support
Honestly
*Put the first letters together*😂 That's wah they really want

She was looking at me nd was smiling, I was already blushing😊 Then she said "you looked like a boy that toasted I in primary school"💔🤣

A minute in ur life just for some moments sit down think, and fear Women 👨‍🦯

I barely talk to anyone anymore. I be on my own like Enimoney without any money😂

To us who buy airtime to pay airtime inorder to borrow airtime 🍻😂

You are your top priority📌👌

Pastor ask church members that is there anyone ready for confession.
Ashawo raise hand up👋
Pastor no gre give am mic🎤 🤔

Less parasitism
More mutualism 🤝🏻

Whatsapp + Tiktok + Facebook = WTF😯

A car hit me today nd gave me 20k
Imagine if nah aeroplane guess how much🤔

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door👌

When exam question has been given to me
Brain: good luck! I'll be waiting outside 💔🤣

🖤

The car u are taking ur time to drive, they don drive am roughly for here

This post isn't about cars tho😏😹

This Monday is definitely not a Mourning...day📌🤝🏻

I decided to write a novel of what I've been thru✍
Me and the editor don dey cry tire😭😭

Mike : Hi dear.
Dora :- 👋🏽
Mike : How are you .??
Dora :- 😊👍🏽
Mike : Missing me..?
Dora :- 😜😉
Mike : I'm not feeling well...
Dora :- 😱
Mike : How was your day..?
Dora :- 👌🏽
Mike : Are you busy.??
Dora :- ✔
Mike : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Dora:- 💄💅🏽
Mike : Is there anyone near you..?
Dora :- 🙅🏽‍♀️
Mike : Why don't you reply in words? Why are you using emojis?
Dora :- 😥😡
Mike : I heard you failed in English?
Dora:- Who telled you ? It is false.. I goes to saw the resalt yastherday... I Passed away all my educations
Mike : Hmmm lets go back to emojis pls 😳😳😳
Dora:- Ok dear, God blast u