Damex Mr Coded

I remember when our girls dey use 1 stone to kill like 78birds.
“God bless the man behind my smile”
😂.
“I love you, yes you”
😂

Nobody:

Ibadan people:
WhatsApp Ofe!
2go Ofe!
Facebook Ofe!
Twitter Ofe!

Ti won ba ja owo re ni ija ku ja, maa mi mu bo nibi...

In everything u do, make sure u marry someone that has the fear of God, and someone that also fear his/her parents. 📍

If you still have the same mobile number for 5years+, you are actually very stable. 😊

So how old is your SIM?

Over 30 years on this earth and this is my 1st time of seeing a Titus sardines ads.

BAT you do dis one!

I do hope we are not going to see St. LOUIS sugar ad soon...

You don't have to be wicked in this life but you have to be dangerous. People need to know you're not to be messed with, even if you're very meek and gentle. If not, People will abuse you for fun.

Na the people wey vote for Tinubu on credit I pity pass for this economy 😂

Happy 2024. This is my hustle.
Eshey pupo 🙏
I run both 📍

Some past might affect the future.
That is why we are asking y’all to trace ur steps today, so when tomorrow comes you wont be looking for a real man/woman that will love you for your past.

Bag of rice is now 80k
Egg is now 4k.
Spag is now 900.

Na to dey carry chair for kitchen dey cook, This is not the time to dey burn food.
If i give u food and u no finish em, i go help u pack em for ur pocket go finish em for ur house.

See how Pastor Adeboye was very vocal under Jonathan when Dollar was 180 naira Versus under Tinubu and Dollar is 1500+.
Don't let anyone gaslight you, they know what they're doing.

It is corruption until it benefits you, then its connection, even Christians call it grace

Societal ‘Double Standards’..

Rich man check up on you “he’s caring”
Poor man check up on you nah disturbance

Societal ‘Double Standards’..

Woman: I can't date a short man- na preference
Man: I don't like fat women- na body shaming

Societal ‘Double Standards’..

Husband dies, wife with 2 kids mourns for 2 years then attempts to remarry - Na bad woman, wetin she dey find again?

Wife dies, husband with 2 kids mourns for 1 year then attempts to remarry - he needs a partner.

Societal ‘Double Standards’..

Rich man: You have nice body.
Girl: really? I’m shy rn🤭🙈

Poor man: You have a nice body
Girl: get my lawyer this is harassment!!!🤬

societal ‘Double Standards’..

2 people dating, Man leaves - “He’s heartless, he wasted her time”

2 people dating, Woman leaves - “She had to do what’s best for her, she saw a better option”

Man makes money and Jilts her, “Men will disappoint you”

Woman makes money and Jilts him, “He couldn’t level up”

societal ‘Double Standards’..

Drop image of female valentine packages.
Buyers are here.

It is corruption until it benefits you, then its connection, even Christians call it grace

- Man knacking multiple Women na Play-boy

- Woman knack multiple Men na h@e

- Struggling Guy na Broke Man

- Struggling Lady na Strong Woman.

More societal ‘Double Standards’..

Nose rings, anklets and waist beads are fashion senses not character indicators.

Delay is not Diana

Abi Delilah

Wo! just know that nothing can stop your destiny

A church is a church,
Tbh, there should be decency and dignity.
We should know the difference between a church and a club.
All these talks of “i want to dance like David dance” is fallacy and foolery, David never danced in the temple, he danced in his parlor, let us always apply wisdom in our doings.
Happy Sunday.

This is not how it should be!!!
Yes they might be kind to do this to their housekeepers which is fine and kind of them but people who stick strictly to their job description are not BAD PEOPLE. housekeeping is a job stop being entitled to your boss lifestyle.
Most of us go to the abroad to do this same housekeeping jobs without even thinking of living the lifestyle of our bosses but no, in Naija we always feel entitle. Housekeepers are housekeepers, u get paid to do your job, anything else ur boss give or do to u is a bonus not a must.

Wetin bi this 😂

I don't have an issue going braless; it's not my business what clothes you have on or not.

But if 50% of your breasts is exposed, or your ni***es are prominent, you know what you're doing and I will STARE directly at what you are showing me ..No matter how much you hiss or roll your eyes, I will stare!

Know the difference between enjoying your teenage years and destroying your future.

The smartest people I know use GB WhatsApp. Using the official one doesn't make you special. Just shows you're slow to adopt to innovation.
And why some people cry about “disappearing messages”.

The rate at which this country turned upside down right in front of my eyes is so shocking.
I am not that old to share some sweet memories with my younger people, it should be me sharing with my grandchildren, but things happen so fast.

I remembered my early days in the university
Life was sweet in Ado Ekiti then.

My friend and I, would buy 1 bag of rice for 7,800 - 9000 and share it into halves,

1 wastebin basket of potato was 200-300 naira,
Half bag of garri was around 1800-2000, we buy and share.
1 congo of beans sells for 200 naira,

1 bin basket of tomato and onions was also 200-300 naira
We buy meat worth 500 naira and that is enough for the week.
Fish of 300 naira is enough for the week.

To flex is not difficult. 1 star beer is 150naira, if we buy 300naira suya, we will have to tell another person to join us to finish it.

My friends dad owns a fuel station, so he brings 50ltrs of fuel to power our tiger generator and can last for a month.
If it finish, fuel was just 64 naira, CD was just 30naira to rent at video clubs.

Gean was 1500
Top was 500
Steal chain was 1200-1500.
Boxers was 200.
Baseball cap was 1000.
Durag was 1000.
Singlets was 500 (3In1)
Our babes only need money for airtime 😭. #200 airtime and u are a baller.
You dont have to steal to be averagely ok and look good.

These are life I enjoyed as a student, not even as a working class.
My monthly allowance was just 5000naira, and i will still enter bus from Ibadan to Ekiti ( #400) from it.

Then life started becoming unbearable from 2015, that even as a working class, it’s difficult to live below average.
And you think i should not curse people who are still rooting for the same people who brought the hardship?
If the owner of night said it will be well, the owner of the Morning will not let it be well with them 😕

End.

When u do free jobs for friends,
1st time: they tank u
2nd time: they get used to it
3rd time: they feel entitled to it.
4th time when u ask for money, they get angry and take u as enemy.
The way in which i basically lost most of my childhood friends 😂