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Gone are the days.. When boys were real boys.


Rules of football when we were kids.

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2.The owner of the ball decides who plays
3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game
5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over

6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues

7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.
8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score

9.No offsides.
10.There is no referee.
11.There is fault only if the fault is serious .
12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.
13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.

14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.
15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.

16.There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

19. To distinguish the teams, one of the teams take off their shirts .

18.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.😂😂

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🚨 Some of The Most Expensive Transfers in The Football History haven't WORKED as expected... 😳⬇️

— PSG's World Record Transfer : Neymar (€222M)
‣ Missed more than 50% of PSG's Games since he joined the club.
‣ Missed PSG's important Knockout games almost every season since he joined the club.
‣ Never Won The Top Scorer or Top Assist Maker Award since he joined the club.

— Barcelona's Club Record Transfer : Coutinho (€160M)
‣ Flopped at The Club
‣ Left the club to join Aston villa for Just €20M

— Real Madrid's Club Record Transfer : Eden Hazard (€115M)
‣ Flopped at The Club
‣ Left the club as a FREE Agent & is currently without a club

— Manchester United's Club Record Transfer : Paul Pogba (€100M)
‣ His time with Manchester united didn't go as planned, he often was injured.
‣ Left the club as a FREE Agent & Joined Juventus, where he spent almost an entire season injured.

— Atletico Madrid's Club Record Transfer : Joao Felix (€126M)
‣ He didn't reach his full potential at the club and was a Disappointing signing.
‣ He is currently looking for a club to join after deciding to leave Atletico.

— Bayern Munich's Club Record Transfer : Lucas Hernandez (€80M)
‣ His time with the club didn't go as planned, he often was injured or left out of the starting XI.
‣ Joined PSG for €50M.

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NIGERIANS ABOUT TO TAKE ALL GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS

Guinness World Records made the biggest mistake of their existence by reminding Nigerians that they exist, and now, Nigerians are taking up the challenge to make or break those records for leisure.

Someone from my state again, John Obot , is about to make (or break) the record for the longest time a person ever read aloud. He will be reading 25 novels for 145 hours.

Do you even realize that we're Nigerians? The volume of books we read just to make it through Secondary and tertiary education, the average person overseas hasn't read in their lifetime.

No exaggeration.

GWR is not ready for what's coming. Nigerians alone will own an entire section of your website in just one year.

You're playing with people that casually endanger their lives every day just for the fun of it:

We climb roofs without cables;

we board and alight from moving vehicles every day (even our kids can do this);

we remove items from the fire with our bare hands;

we sit in one spot and down 3 crates of beer between 4 people;

to peel off electrical wiring, we literally chew the wire open;

our kids make local fireworks that go off so loudly, it could be mistaken for teπorist attacks overseas;

we w**d 15 acres of farmland manually without gloves;

to siphon fuel into our car or generator tanks, we draw it first into our mouth, ingest a bit to check if it's unleaded petrol, then we let the pipe continue;

some of us have carried the malaria parasite in our bodies for so long, we should now be donating blood samples to the United Nations to test us for immortality. At a point, when the parasite doesn't see any drugs forthcoming, it just hisses and leaves on its own;

to know if rechargeable batteries are still good to use, guess what we do? WE LICK THEM!!! Yes, we taste the charges!

That's the nation you're playing with.

Just wait... We're coming.

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Arsenal agree to an $83M deal in principle to sign Chelsea's Kai Havertz, per David Ornstein

A Champions League winner for their return to the competition
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From €15.3m in signings since his appointment in 2020, Andoni Iraola has promoted Rayo to La Liga, reached final four in Copa del Rey, and finished 12th and 11th. This season they beat Real Madrid and Barcelona, and were undefeated v. the latter.

During the 2022/23 season, no team in Europe's top five leagues won possession in the final third more times than Rayo Vallecano.

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Lionel Messi vs Marseille today

98 minutes played✅

0 goals❌ 0 assist❌

PSG has been eliminated from the coupe de France for the second time in a row since Lionel Messi joined them👀

FERTILITY LEAF...

In Igbo = Ogirishi
In Yoruba = Ewe akoko
In Hausa = Aduruku

Do not underestimate the power of Nature.

THE USES OF THIS LEAF INCLUDES 👇

(1) SEVERE COUGH 👉 For incurable cough peel the back of Ogirishi tree, boil and soak in dry gin for 3 days, drink with shots afterwards, the cough will be settled.

(2) FOR A FAINTED PERSON OR WENT ON COMMA Whenever you run into a dying person, Squeeze ogirishi and scent leaves together, place it in the dying person’s nostrils and they will breath... it brings people back to life..

(3) EVIL SPIRITS 👉 keep a branch of Ogirishi in front of your door, no evil can enter your household.

(4) FINANCIAL PROBLEMS 👉 Put seven seeds of Aligator pepper and fresh leaves of Ogirishi in your bathing water...As you bath with it, declare that every disappointment, bad lucks, poor sales is destroyed (speak into it while you shower) if you practice this daily or at least twice a week. This is money magnetic

(5) FERTILITY

For fertility.. if you’re having difficulty in conception, squeeze the leaves with small water, drink it immediately after your me**es before your ovulation...

6 STROKE

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BLACKS DO IT BETTER

1:The richest person in the history of the earth was Mansa Musa du mali (Black)
2:- The greatest Pop musician was Michael Jackson (Black)
3:-The greatest jazz singer "The famous Aretha Franklin. (Black)
4: - The greatest footballer was Pèle (black)
4:- The biggest boxer was Muhammed Ali (Black)
5: - The biggest and richest golfer is Tiger Woods (Black)
6:- The greatest Basketball player was Michael Jordan (Black)
7:- The biggest runner and only world record is Usain Bolt (Black)
8:-The biggest female tennis player is Serena Williams (Black)
9:- The biggest Hip Hop artist was 2 PAC (Black)
10 -The greatest philosophers were Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr (Blacks)
11:- The greatest Reggae artist was Bob Marley (Black)
12:-The most educated President was Robert Mugabe (Black)
13:- The world's greatest President was Nelson Mandela (Black)
14:- the man who successfully carried out the American space shuttle to the moon was called "Arineitwe" a Ugandan (Black)
15:- The most famous of the generals was Colin Luther Powell (Black)
15- The great surgeon in the world is Ben Carson (Black)
16: - The greatest Medical invention .. The revolutionary robot used in brain surgery by the Franco-Beninese Bertin Nahum (Black)
17:-The man who invented, Traffic signals,smoke hood and gas mask, called"Garrett A Morgan Sr, African American(back)
18:-The one who developed Global positioning system (GPS)" DR Gladys B west"African American(Black)
19:- The man who created the first cell phone back in 1971"Henry T Sampson" African American(black)
20:-The woman who invented The 3D movies"Valerie Thomas" African American(Black)
21:-The man who invented, TELEPHONE TRANSMITTER, RAILWAY SYSTEM, SUBWAY SYSTEM,ROLLER COASTER and more" DR Granville T woods" African American(black)
22:-The man who invented, LAWN SPRINKLER"J.W SMITH An African American(black) ETC more.
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🟢Barcelona | Celebrate Assisat Oshoala 100 Goals In 131 Games. e Choke 😬

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“Agba baller 💯 100 goals in 131 games”

This is absolutely historical.
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Transfer Deadline Day

Enzo Fernandez from Benfica to Chelsea = £120M
Contract : till 2031

Hakim Ziyech from Chelsea to PSG = Loan
Contract: till End of Season.

Marcel Sabitzer from FC Bayern Munich to Manchester United = Loan
Contract: till End of Season

Jorghinho from Chelsea to Arsenal = £12M
Contract : 2years

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