Sapalord comedy

Hey you🔥🔥🔥

A Girl 👩 posted on her timeline
"friends what can i do for you? her sister replied
"You better return my pant back"
😂😂😂😂

Dog fight bone 🦴
Bird fight for corn 🌽
Lion fight for meat 🍖
Girls fight for........🤔😏🤣🤣🤣🤣

According to my findings, being hungry also helps you make better decisions.

I want to marry a woman that would come Back home and see me with another woman And say "Baby u are enjoying oo" 😌

Love no be scam oo!!
Na you want force hookup girl into serious relationship 😎😎

If an open heart receives love,
an open hands receives gifts.
🤷‍♂️What does an open legs receive?

😆😆😆😅
........I remember back in secondary school,
My friend was sleeping in class so I took his phone and change my contact name into his Fathers-

Then I text him📩

"Son I won 300 million on lottery🎰 and I bought 5 tickets for the family so_come home right now, we are leaving 🛫the country 🇳🇬>>>>🇦🇺

He threw his books📃📚 in the middle of the period👩‍🏫 and raised a middle finger🖕🏿 to the principal, and said "I'm done with your rubbish school! You old fo0l!!"

Before I could reach to him and tell him it was a prank, he has already ran ran out of the class, running home. ...........

To cut the story short, it's been 11years now and he haven't still forgiven me 😩😩🙂

Why did u go for hookup when u know u are not strong
Which one is oga small small I get Appendix😂😂😂

Heavenly father please touch the body of the person reading this with healing and peace... Touch their finances and open new doors. 🥺❤️

Bless my day with follower.

I have not been paying my transport fares lately because of the trick I recently discovered

I'll chatter a taxi and will tell the driver to take only me..

There's a cemetery close to my house, I will always say this to them

"Assuming I was alive now, I would have paid you extra, but I died last week, I'll be stopping at this cemetery, so i meet my grandma and bring money for you"

On hearing this, most of them will drop me off for free or flee out of their cars running for their dear lives

I did the same today, but the driver was a female this time, on getting close to the cemetery, I repeated my usually sentence

"Assuming I was alive now, I would have paid you extra, but I died last week, I'll be stopping at this cemetery, so i meet my grandma and bring money for you"

Driver: (faces me with disbelief) you mean you are dead?

Me: I nodded slowly trying to form like ghosts

Driver: (she laughs) And you didn't tell me since, I died three years ago

Me: Blood of Jesus (I shouted with my eyes rolled to her side)

Driver: and I have been single ever since then, I have looking for a partner,I have found my husband ( she said with excitement)

Me: I cover myself with the blood of Jesus, Isakatarabas ( I didn't even know when I started speaking in tongues)

Driver: I love you, she came closer to me as she gave me numerous kisses

I succeeded in getting out of the car while I picked up my temple run, heavenly race I no go tire

Usain bolt no reach me that moment

Me that was joking

Right now, am traveling out of this state

1st leg 0-10
2nd leg 6-0

Aggregate 16-0

S..1
A..2
O..3
T..4
O..5
M..6
E..7

And

P...8
R...9
I...10
N..11
C...12
I...13
P...14
E ..15

The extra one goal is dedicated to their coach😋😋

I remember in 1997 there was a German anchor by the name Nebuzburzimbeletbagkerimta since you skipped the name I will not tell you the whole story. 🙂🙄🙄

Happy Ghost followers Day o!

To all the ghost followers,we say big thanks for your noble roles here.💃💃💃

We know it's not easy to be in a group for weeks and months without Posting, Commenting or even Reacting.

Happy Ghost followers Day❣️❣️❣️
Much love 💓💯

Do u know that Ali is no longer a boy 👦 ☺?

Simbi is now a mother of 2 children 😂 😂 😂

Do u still remember Edet....he know longer lives in calabar but has moved to Canada ☺ ☺

What abOut Agbo....Agbo is happily married too and has left the town of lagoon for London 😂 😂 😂

Eze no longer goes to school....he is now a graduate 🎓 ☺ ☺

Even Mr salami is no longer a farmer but a politician 😂 😂 😂

Remember Ralia the sugar girl 👧
She now owns one of the biggest sugar factories in kano ☺ ☺

Ade our naughty little brother 👦 is now a medical doctor in one of the biggest hospital in the country 😂 😂 😂 😂

Do u know Chike the river boy 👦
He is now a contractor specialized in building roads and bridges 😂 😂

Nkem (the fruit of honesty) has ruled for 52 years 😂😂

Wow!

What a great medium to recall those days of Macmillan English ☺ ☺

We still have them off hand

Help others feel the spirit of our sweet primary school days ☺ ☺

🌹 words from easy peace

As seen online, Face me I face you will make you understand that aye o pe meji. Let's do a throwback.

1. It’s sometimes called Face Me I slap you due to the incessant fights daily. E ma ja ju. If you don’t fight, someone will fight you. You must fight. "Ta lo gbe omi ti mo pon sibi?" (Ija de).
2. You can never go hungry unless you don’t know your way around. Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining who’s cooking. Drop small gist about another neighbor, walahi waa jeun ju. Gbenusi no be atenu.

Output - Gbeborun
Input - Food

3. There’s always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built. They are always proud of the years they have lived there. They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)

4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night. Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room. "Ti mo ba ri e ninu yara awon Anti yen, maa fe lu e daku" but these sisters are always kind. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house. She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street. In most cases, she's the landlady. They always have nicknames like "Iya Jeje" "Iya Kofewahala" "Iya Cele".

6. There’s always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates. He acts like the landlord and he’s always like “Don’t pour waste there” “Pay your nepa bill” and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla. You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too. Gboromideleru

7. There must be a regular debtor who doesn’t pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April. Always coming up with excuses. "My mama just die", the same thing he said last year. Ogbontarigi onigbese

8. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford. He owes small rent but he’s using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 5 TVs, and 7 generator 🙄🙄

Depression is real, yesterday my boss came and dropped his children in the office and went to school himself 😒

This week, Favor will settle you.
Your feet will not stumble.
God will take you to places of honour.🙏🙏❣️❣️

Some facts You should know about

1. It will have part 2.

2. The movie was filmed for 45 days.

3. The geographical and physical settings of the movie is OYO.

4. The movie cast and the crew started training 3 months before filming the movie.

5. Lateef Adedimeji broke his leg in the first scene and was crying and sad thinking he would be replaced despite all his hard work.

6. The war school and all other buildings were built from scratch.

7. Hakeem effect is the brain behind the appearance of the Character of AGEMO (the swiftness, the lightning, etc)though the idea was conceived by Femi ADEBAYO.

8. The movie is a message to all Nigerian Youths - nobody is coming to save them if they fail to stand up for themselves like Gbotija and other students did against Ogundiji.

9. The movie is well accepted by all .

10. I have the idea of JAGUN JAGUN in place before I produced king of thieves. I only produced king of thieves first to test run the market.

Femi ADEBAYO recounts during an interview with TVC NEWS.

So poor man pikin no olodo while rich man pikin na slow learner 🙄🥴🥴🥴😏

The only exercise I hate doing is running 🏃 out of cash😭,I can loose weight in 24 hours 😁

My sister wear long skirt ooh, So that you won't have to wait for me to pass before you climb bike.🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄

. Dating a teacher is very risky. I was dating one before until she decided to teach me a lesson ☹️😥💣💁🏽‍♀️🙂

My Crush called me yesterday 📞

"Hello handsome 🥰, am so hungry right now, please can you come to my house and when coming please buy a big chicken 🐓 so that I can prepare something delicious for us to eat."

Though I was very broke, I looked for where they were selling chicken and bought a big one and went to her house.

She then slaughtered it, cooked only 4 pieces for us to eat and she put the rest inside the fridge.

Just 10 minutes into her cooking, someone called her and she went outside to answer the call.

After receiving the call, she told me that her brother is on the way and she will not like her brother to meet me in the house and that if he meets me, he won't be happy 🙆

So she said I should go, that she will call me when her brother leaves 🤦

So I peacefully went to the saucepan of food, picked the 4 pieces of chicken, opened the fridge, took the rest and went to my house🚶

Since yesterday I have been calling her to know if her brother has left so I can go back but she is not picking my calls 😭😭

My people, did I do anything 🤷🏾‍♂️ wrong???

Osole garri is coming not cu***ng 🙄🙄keep chilling till tomorrow by 2pm 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I won't ever use my page to post kind of joke again the last time I did it,they stole my phone and before I'm back 👀👀 it was after a year and half😲😲🙆