Yinka quadri

Rule 1. If you can't score United 3 goals you are definitely gonna lose.
Rule 2. If you want to win against United don't score early, score when it's 80mins or 90mins, even then you aren't guaranteed a win.
Rule 3. Don't let Rashford run behind your defense or you are finished.
Rule 4. Don't let Rashford have a one v one with your Goalkeeper or it's automatically a goal.
Rule 5. Don't provoke United players while the match is going on.
Rule 6. Don't try to dribble pass Wan bissaka (Grass cutter) or you will end up in the hospital.
Rule 7. Don't play possession ball to United or they will hurt your life with counter attacks, EPL clubs are a living witnessed.
Rule 8. Don't provoke licha the butcher or your striker won't see United goalkeeper till final whistle.
Rule 9. Don't let Bruno unmarked but the funny thing is he himself don't even know where he is supposed to stay, I mean he is everywhere on the pitch.
Rule 10. Don't try nonsense dribbles against Sabitzer and Casemiro

28/02/2023

Live long and prosper 🥰🥰🥰

18/02/2023

Birthday in a bit👌

16/02/2023

Pressure pressure pressure

15/02/2023

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15/02/2023

Pressure everywhere 🔥🔥🔥

12/02/2023

09/02/2023

Ladies see your life outside,all because you want to date yahoo boys

09/02/2023

Lionel Messi and Vinicius Junior are the players with most dribbles completed in Top 5 Leagues this season. 👏

09/02/2023

*QOTD: Yaumul Al-Khamis, 18th Day of Rajab 1444AH, (Thursday, 9th Day of February 2023)-* ```Your Lord has neither forsaken you nor hated you...And verily, your Lord will give you all the good so that you shall be well-pleased. (Q93:4-6) We just have to keep having faith. Even when we seclude ourselves, Allah is always our second. When we are two, He is the third. When the world feels cold and we feel abandoned, we should keep turning to this Friend indeed``` ! # _Deepthinking_ 💭

08/02/2023

Yesterday, I went to zenith bank to use the ATM,
I got there and looked around and joined the long queue.

A young lady came to meet me and asked how much I wanted to withdraw.

She said she over withdrew money; She was supposed to withdraw ₦3,000 but mistakenly pressed ₦30,000. She will give me ₦20,000 cash, I will transfer it to her account.

This is what shocked me; I have been standing on the queue for approximately five minutes and I never saw this Lady around that ATM, she wasn't on the queue, she never made any withdrawal. Which ATM did she use in getting the ₦30,000?

I told her I will wait for my turn, she left my side, I asked the man in my front, did you see this lady around?

I wanted to point her but the Lady had disappeared, I didn't see her again.

I told the man what she said and he laughed and said it is an old logic.

They come with fake Naira notes claiming they mistakenly pressed and withdraw the wrong amount

When you are in a hurry to leave the long queue, you transfer the money to them and they give you cash.

You leave happily thinking you have escaped long queue, go to wherever to buy something with the money and realise you were given fake money

The man called it Old logic but what saved me was my keen observation, she looked so innocent and pretty, you won't even suspect a thing...

I am sure someone out there is hearing about this stealing logic for the first time.

I had to post this because I am hearing it for the first time too o. It might help someone who doesn't know this too.