Elwizzy

Knacking a lady without fi*****ng or sucking her breast is like Entering a village meeting without greetings the Elders 🥴🤚

A black man with a pink cap enters a red compound with a black gate to deliver yogurt🥴😂🤣

I Hate Pple Who Used Deep English Just To Make Us Feel Intociolate By Exuberance Of Verbosity Betaprutal Contraption 🤣

1). Only God that can break the relationship between Suya and Newspaper 😂😁😀

2). Somking w**d before going to work is dangerous, I nearly sacked my boss 😂😂😁
😂👉🏃😂😂

3). China phone be like battery low delete some items 😀😃😂😂

4). The way ladies with gap teeth 😁 apologize is somehow funny, they will be like BABY AM THO THORRY 😂😂😀

5). There is no different between BRA and BAR. once the two opened like this ?. Men go craze immediately 😂😂😀😊

6). No one is so humble like somebody who want to collect credit 💳 . They will be like NO NO NO Answer all ur customers first am not in hurry..☺😂😂😀😀

7). Teacher __ why do human being have different blood group 👥 👥
Dodo ___ So that mosquitos can enjoy different flavour 😂😂😂😃

8). Every where just dry I fill like killing myself and run away 😂😂😂😂☺

9). Pastors Jokes are boring we just laugh becoz God is watching 😂😂😂😀

10). Slim ladies plz always put some heavy stones in ur bag becoz nowadays the wind is crazy ooo 😁😂☺😂

11). My sister Big bum bum with ugly face is like public holiday on Saturday.. it is a waste 😂 😂. Wisdom will not kill me

12). Having s*x with ur babe while pregnant is very risk. 😃😂😂😂😂
what if the baby grab ur dick thinking itz Lollypop 😂😂😂😂😃

13). I fainted 5 times when an ibo boy told me that his my friend on Bluetooth 😂😂😂😂

14). A kiss can remove anger. But if itz too much. It can remove one's cloth too
if you no u no 😂😂😊😁

15). I was shocked 😲 wen I saw a African parent using lamp 💡 to read text message on phone 😂😂😂😂

16). Dear money plz come and seduce me if I refuse to understand r**e me mercilessly 😂😂😀😂

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She knocked the door, i kept quiet.🙄
She pushed it and came in, i kept quiet.🙄
She came inside the room, i kept quiet. 🙄
She sat next to me on my bed, i kept quiet.🙄
She smiled at me, still i kept quiet.🙄
She romanced me, i remained quiet.🙄
She undressed herself, i kept quiet.🙄
She removed my shirt, i kept quiet.🙄
She kissed me deeply, i kept quiet.🙄
She removed my trouser and boxers, i still kept
quiet.🙄
She climbed me, i remained quiet.🙄
She started riding me slowly and softly, i kept
quiet.🙄
She continued with the practice, i kept quiet. After
all she dressed up and went away, i kept quiet.🙄
Now she's here telling me that she's pregnant.😳😳
What Should I Do??🤷t

Gossip is the only reason why the dont play music🎶🎶 in female saloon👗👗💄💄

Hmmm yesterday I see something oo,abeg guys stop fake life,e no help at all,u slay on fb bt real na wahala

Girls are like mangoes(the have their seasons)
Aunty don't feel special if they are rushing u nw
U be Chin wuka
😂😂🚶

Benjamin's LastbabyBenjamin's Lastbaby I live at shinco..... govthouse second gate🙄🙄Na fr vom😂😂😂
Fr Rayfield na mangu boys

Allah nothing sweat pass imagination
I just saw my crush and beside her were my three beautiful son

They send u to buy 1k fuel u reach junction buy suya 200 they call u say NEPA don bring light don't buy again wetin u go do🙄

Children of 2day can't even study with candle ,in our time we study with thunder lightening,once it flashes pyaa 4 pages down ,

A
Verging should pray for us
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🙏🙏
Happy Sunday