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I told my son, "You will marry the girl I choose."
He said, "NO!"
I told him, "She is Bill Gates' daughter."
He said, "OK."
I called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son."
Bill Gates said, "NO."
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank."
Bill Gates said, "OK."
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, "NO?"
I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
He said, "OK."
This is exactly how politics works...

This lady goes by the name Esther Kenny and she is from plateau state. Someone came across her lying down in the pool of blood early this morning at Katamkpe Ext by Oando bridge along kubwa express road in Abuja. She was a victim of one chance on her way from work yesterday night. She boarded a car from glo junction at wuse 2 to lugbe and happened to be a victim of such unfortunate event. Presently she has been handed over to the police and she was taken to the General Hospital Gwarimpa for treatment. They are making every effort to contact any of her family members. Her belonging were searched and these are some names that were found:

Soemlat Moses Kar'an
Soemlat Moses Kar'an
Maureen Soemlat
Comfort Soemlat
Maureen Soemlat
Comfort Soemlat
Maureen Demsuk Soemlat
Akene Jnr
Eugene Shinlat Naanshep
Golshang Samson
Golshang James
Golshang Melody Nendel
Innocent Zemsuk Lamang
Precious Lamang
Elizabeth Dekom Gofwen
Henrietta Dekom Obi Akogwu
Tayen Genesis
Millicent S Tayen Tayen

Please if you have any information contact the Abuja or your nearest police station.

Igbo market men and their sweet mouth I almost buy wheelchair yesterday 😀😋

Abeg who knows the meaning of Bombastic Element, it just come my mind again cos when we be kids, the insult day make one cry.😂😂

If ur husband is tall, fair in complexion, drive Toyota, he is in our area right now cooking indomie for a corper.

RECOMMEND A SUITABLE DRINK FOR THIS 👇👇

Kids of nowadays can't even study using candle, in our time we use thunder lighting, once it flashes piaa! 4 pages done😀

Effect of ASUU strike. Year 2 engineering student just mounted an air-conditioning for a client.

Plumber wey Dem carry come repair kitchen sink Don warm jollof rice say get ulcer ooo...😎

Imagine buying a security dog of 250k

And the dog sleep before you 🙆🙆
Me That dog must enter pot
You ...….......

😂😂😂 Razor 🙆👇👇

I have Gen for sale!! Price is 3k
E no dey off, you go just dey top am fuel till e spoil 🤣🤣🤣

You are 30yrs & not yet a CEO? What a Shame! I became a CEO at 15yrs when my Teacher said "You & ur Company Leave my Class"😂🏃🏃

A mosquito can fly
But a fly can't mosquito 😎😎

The way ladies love money nowadays, sometimes I ask myself, was it really Judas that sold Jesus or it was Judith 🏃🏃🏃

Who else brings out clothes to wash and later return the jeans saying it's neat abeg

A son was arguing with his Dad and insisted that 1+1 equals to 11 instead of 2, the dad gave him money and told him to go and buy 2 sweets. The dad took one sweet and gave the other to the younger brother,... The boy asked the dad, "What about me dad," his father replied, "Eat the remaining 9"
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YESTERDAY WAS THE SADDEST DAY IN MY LIFE.

I got to the Airport to board a flight to Abuja. Suddenly, I saw an elderly woman complaining about her stolen phone. I went close to see if I could help. Immediately she saw my phone, she told the crowd that it was her phone which was an iPhone 5.

For a moment I was so surprised, shocked and so confused. She held and slapped me. The crowd attempted to beat me up but luckily a policeman came into the scene. He asked what was going on, I explained with tears all over my face. The Policeman asked the woman to call her phone. She called and a girl picked, apparently it was her daughter; " she said mum you left your phone at home when you were leaving to town" Tears rolled down the more from my eyes because I had already been disgraced.

The policeman told the woman to apologize, the woman brought out her Cheque book and wrote a cheque of 5.5million naira and wanted to hand it over to me suddenly my eyes opened and i stood up from my bed and went to urinate.

Please I need your advice:
should I return to sleep?
Or go for Malaria treatment?

I know u are smiling ☺😁🤣😂😆, put smiles in someone 's face too.
May you find enough grace to smile this season oooo!

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Do you no that the five vowel sounds be like
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Dear ladies, when a guy says am different from all the guys
PLEASE don't mind him, we are all the same🏃🏃🏃

The only path I understand in Maths is" Are we Together or are you all through? I want to clean the board.

Imagine a graduate saying "I want to drop at the next Bus stop"
Instead of driver please could you kindly pre stop logically apply the technical effective break in a professional manner that my humble personality can progressively align in a stable motion to terminate my journey at the next bus stop? Happy new year to you all.

Wishing you all marry Christmas celebration and a wonderful new year ahead...

I borrowed 1000 mtn airtime since 2018 today I saw their massage saying
"Dear costumer we leave you for God"