Da Vinci

Yesterday, i was sitting next to a 👱‍♂️beautiful young lady in a 🚕taxi...
👱‍♂️Me: hey can I have 🍑🍆s*x with you
👱‍♀️Lady: no I'm a Virgin and I want to enter heaven a Virgin
Then she got off the 🚕🚶‍♀️taxi, i was so sad
🧔🏻Driver: hey I heard your conversation with that young lady,
every 🌒night she goes to the graveyard wearing black clothes
and what you must do to have 💦s*x with her, you must wear
white pyjamas go to the graveyard and tell her that you are an
angel sent by god and you want to sleep with her..
I was so happy i went and bought white pyjamas ....later that
night I saw the 👱‍♀️young lady going to the graveyard, I followed*
her and found her sitting next to a grave
👱‍♂️Me:I am an angel ,sent to have 🍑🍆s*x with you so you can enter heaven
👱‍♀️Lady :OK but we can only have a**s s*x cause I want to enter heaven still a Virgin
👱‍♂️Me:okay.
We had 🍑🍆s*x and after we were finished, I uncovered my face...
👱‍♂️Me:ahaaaa I got you... I am that boy from the 🚕taxi and I had 🍑🍆s*x with you...
👱‍♀️Lady :ahaaaa I got you to and he uncovered his face ...I am that 🚕taxi 🧔🏻driver you were talking to yesterday and I'm gay
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james : police, am here to give some repørt !
police : ok what are the repørt ?
james : two boys are fīghting !
police : where is the evidence ?
james : this are their shoes !
police : ok i will work on that right now.
james : sir another cāse o !
police : go on...
james : i heard that he is a son of dēvil
police : who ??
james : the person reading this post !
police : what is the evidence ??
james : he will never like and type i love u God !
Police: just let me confirm maybe he is a son of real dēvil.

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ITS NOT JUST OK UNTIL YOU LAUGH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👈

1.I created a female Facebook account today and chatted my dad.He said he is single and has no kids. Papa why? 😢😢😢😂😂
2.Who stole my money?
Americans:I swear, I don't know.
Nigerians:I saw Emeka eating suya,I don't know who gave him money 😏🙆🙆🙆
3.If you borrow cloth 👕 to snap and post on social media. I wonder how you will feel when the real owner comments "this my cloth fits u oh"😂😂😂
4.That moment you’re listening to a song
through your earphones and singing along with
the musician, thinking u have the most
beautiful voice in the whole world
Only to remove the earphone and realise u
sound like a Frog
Shift le me faint 😂😂😂😂
5.Public disgrace is when you see your boyfriend in a market dancing shakushaku 💃 ti win indomie face cap promo 😂😂😂😂
6.A woman was beating her son because he did something bad the following dialogue ensued:
Son:Why are you beating me?
Mother:I am beating you because I love you
Son:I wish I was old enough to return the love
The boy no get joy
😂😂😂😂
7.This everyday rain for my area... Make e no be say another Noah don build ark and dem no invite us o
Abeg check your area for further info biko.... and pls if you see animals walking in pairs, 🐫 🐂🐂🐫🐪🐉🐆 🐎 follow them ooo, they might be heading for the ARK. 😂😂😂😂
8.A day will come when Heavens gate will open and the cloud will change it wants ti rain,Some idiot will think its weather​ for two not knowing its rapture for one 😂😂😂
9.Youth of nowadays eehn.
Last month after church service, I saw a guy lighting cigarette 🚬 using fire from the church candle 🙆
I was so shocked that I dropped my bottle of beer 🍺 😊😂😂
I hate nonsense 😂😂😂
10.Just two days In a relationship you're already calling him "PILLAR OF MY LIFE"
won't u allow the cement to dry 😂😂😂😂😂
11.if you're walking with your grandmother and she met her old friend, just find a bench and sleep first 😂😂😂😂
12.i was shocked at the A.T.M today, Af

Even if Chelsea sign Microsoft
They won't excel😂🤦