Haven of Happiness

You don't need to introduce yourself, after a while, your behaviour introduces you.

Good morning, enjoy your day and week ahead, wishing you little or no stress moments ✌🏻❤️

After service, dad sitting in the dinning...

Dad: My mind is telling me there's something I'm forgetting.

Barnabas: (rushes to him with his food, eguisi and swallow) Here sir!

Dad: Thank you (blesses the food and begins to eat) Hmm, hope you have eaten?

Barnabas: Not yet sir.

Dad: Go and eat.

Barnabas: Okay sir (leaves to carry food)

Dad: My mind is telling me I'm forgetting something important.

Mum: (walks in) Ahan, you're eating already?

Dad: Ehn na, Barnabas brought my food, it is unlike him. Other times you'd have to call and call and call him before he will leave his room.

Mum: It's because he knows that you said after service we are going to do fasting and prayer, so now you have broken the fast.

Dad:

😒😤

The day remains the same,
It's for us to make a change...
If you plan for things you will strive for it just do your small bit, and reach where you wanted to.

Have a lovely Friday HoHites 🥰

Abeg what does it mean to be drinking garri in the dream
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Skipping my posts, not reacting, commenting, and pretending not to find them funny does not make you matured with that your head that looks like Nigeria road 😂
Yes you, I am talking to you, what will you do?... Funny enough the big head still won't react😏, anyways no be me do you 🤣🥱
Happy weekend HoHites ❤‍🔥
I trust you had a great weekdays 🤗

Stop wasting your time
Comparing and contrasting yourself 😌

Work hard and pray
Grace, Time, Destiny and Destination defers...
Good morning HoHites 💓

Don't be a reason why someone kneels down and cry to God...

'If you can't be someone's source of Happiness, don't be their source of Sadness'

Some tears are Dangerous!
Happy weekend HoHites 💓

You meet your old schoolmate (a lady called Maggie) at a club and you are both drunk. Then you vibe and you offer to drop her home since she lives on your way.

You get Maggie to your car and she seats on the front seat, then you decide to go back to buy a takeaway. While you are gone, she sees her neighbour and tells her to hop in the back since she has managed to find free and convenient transport to take her home.

Her neighbor, Cathy gets in, but dozes off immediately.

Now you get back and start driving . Maggie is already too sleepy. By the time you get to her place, she is too tired and all she wants to do is get to her bed and sleep. You even help her out to her door and say good bye.

Now you are driving home a happy man, but you have no idea Cathy is sleeping at the back since you never saw her or talked to her. Maggie also forgot about her since she was wasted.

You get home, park, and since you are also too tired to be keen, you rush to sleep. The following day is Sunday, your wife is using your car to church since she knows you are wasted and you are fine by it.

She opens it at around 7am … and 💥 💥 Cathy is sleeping at the back. She has removed her bra and shoes…..she had a miniskirt and since they don’t wear any panties these days , her skirt has pulled up and everything private is visible.

Explain with a graph how you will convince your wife that you don’t even know Cathy (60 marks).

*You are free to use a calculator*

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If you have time to wine, then you have time to find a solution.

Your visions will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.

Yesterdays are gone,
No point in thinking about them, the future is also uncertain in bits. So, live for today as it's a new day, a new destination and a new way.
Wish you have a lovely new week and day.
Have a great start today HoHites ❤‍🔥

Slapping a native doctor in his shrine and
slapping a solider in the barrack's,
Which one are you likely to do for 30MILLION
😂