Hilarious Tife

They say "the patient dog eat the fatest bone"

But yesterday i see my neighbor patient dog don lean. E be like say he dey fast abi e still dey wait for fatest bone.

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I bet you can't do this

󰤖10k 󰤗5k 󰤘25k 󰤭56k

Craziest pickup line to woo a girl.

Hi Pretty, I've g*t so many Nails, but nah you i wan Knack 😂😂

After Knacking her, she look into your eyes and say " you're so sweet, i wish i met u when i was still alive". 😂😊

Wahala be like relationship 😂

Abeg help me ask am oo, cos i no understand 😎🙄

The way you skip my post is the way your lover will skip you to date your bestfriend
😂 😂 🤣

I heard a girl telling a guy "I missed my period", pls can someone tell me what Period means cos the only period i know is in physics which formula is T=1/f 🙄😪

Another album again 🙄

Mr Money Rora 😂

After smoking 3 wraps of igbo i discovered some people actually walk with their head. I had to walk home leaving my legs behind 🙄

Never in my life will I flirt with someone from Facebook 😤..

The day I went visiting my last facebook GF, I discovered she was my fiancée..
🤨😪

I’m tired of dating gap teeth girls, which one be ‘Kith me pleath before you thleep’

Wat’s the meaning of that
😤😒

The day I knew that W**d is not for me was when I saw my Dad beating my mum in front of my mother and the most annoying part was that my Father was not around when it happened 😪

In everything you do my brother, fear woman ooh 😂… Just today, I saw my number saved as CBN on my Girlfriends phone 😪

Love is the greatest ❤️, Please let’s all learn to love one another ..

‘He that Loveth not, knoweth not GOD’, let’s keep sharing love and not hatred 🤗..
1 John 4:7-8

If I cast the location make i bend 😂😂

You no get money, you dey drink ogogoro 😂😂

No worry your intestine go tell you
🤣🤣

Finally I found a love and I really do love her so much ❤️🤗….

I luv you so much Garri, In cold, winter or summer I will always drink you, even wen there seems to be no sugar or groundnut i go soak you like dat 😂😂

Me in an online interview 😁
Quest 1: Name?
Me: Wealth Prince

Quest 2: S*x?
Me: Doggy but sometimes Missionary
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Our parent will not die when we start making it in life 💙

CLAIM IT 🔥

Jesus loves you 💯
Stick with him, he’s gonna change your story for good, sooner or later 🤌

Claim it 💙

Happy First Sunday guys..

How was todays service?

Who dey compare Zinoleesky with Seyi Vibez??

Abeg make una stop that thing na “Diesel no be kerosene mate” forget say dem comot from the same crude oil 🤌
ZINOLEESKY all the way 💯🚀

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Nah only people wey go public school go understand
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Cruise is life
🥰🤗

Interviewer: If you’re given 2 million naira to cheat on your girlfriend, will you do it?

Me: Gimme 500k, she go collect 10 percent
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