Halfredow LBND

Did You Know Breast Solves 99% Of Men's Problem🤧🙄🥴🤣

I Make Basaa 😅

𝒂 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 😂💓
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⚪𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔 🙏🏻🫀✨

Wall no get ears na me cast u😩

Avoid me
🥺
Am broke 😢

Everyone is getting this wrong.😂😂😂 A blind girl 👧 lost her pencil, ✏️ her Ring 💍and her dog 🐕 what did she lose first ??

Client ask Ibadan boy " where are u in the USA ?..e say I'm in shikago 🤣 Ibadan werey 🤣

Shame unto anyone who still stay at his or her parents house. Well as of me I have relocated to my younger sisters place🤗😉

Once a girl do like this "✌️", while taking pictures, just know that she has two boyfriend🤭 🤭🤣🤣

Wedding 👰 in America
Invited: 100
Present at the church: 80
Present at the reception: 70
Gifts: 65
Missing objects: 0
Wedding 👰 in England:
Invited : 50
Present at the church: 50
Present at the reception: 48
Gifts: 48
Objects missing : 0
Marriage in Nigeria 🇳🇬
Invited: 500
Present at the church: 38
Present at the reception: 1078
Gifts: 18
Envelopes: 70
Delivered dishes: 1092
Missing items: 20 phones, 300 spoons,10 cake
knives, one photographer's camera missing,
kidnapping of two of the guests, girlfriend gone
with another guest, boyfriend looking for his
girlfriend, girlfriend looking for her boyfriend,
remaining gifts missing, fighting outside, 50
chairs broken, 5 tables broken, 3 decoration
curtains missing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I pledge to Nigeria my country

How To Make S£X Enjoyable At Night🥴🥱🥴🥱Please read to the end ✌️

1. Take a cold bath and get into your bedroom.

2. Try and switch off the television and radio to stop you from noise... so you can feel the spirit.

3. Switch on the fan or A.C to ventilate the room.

4. Now sit/lay in your bed for a good position.

5. Be in your underwear and cover your legs to your chest with only cloth or blanket.

6. Take your Bible and read from John chapter 3:1 to the end.

7. After that, close your Bible, meditate, pray and sleep.

Do that daily because Jesus is coming very soon. Thanks for your time. I know if I hadn't used "SE.X", you wouldn't have bothered reading it.

I don't want you to miss Heaven because I love you, but God loves you more.
Halfredow LBND

I wish I had money instead of this big YANCH🍑 🤦🙄

In My Village, When A drunker dies
We Drink All Night
When A pastor dies, we pray
All nites, NOW Ashawo don die🤣🤣😂😂

Have you ever been so broke that you start thinking🤔 of things like. "If only I didn't use that 5k back in 2019"😢 😢 😢

Me And My Boyfriend Hard Sex🍆👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🍑last night🌌, before sleeping. This morning🌅 I Heard Someone Blow Trumpet 🎺
I Almost Fainted 🤒🤧🤕

😂🤣😂🤣😂

Spider man in the mud 😂 Cc: @dave__vo @dannielo__ 🎥 @mukufresh #doubledstwins #spiderman #reels

I swear this thing is not magic
Write
It will change color 😱 😱😱😱

Yahoo boy carry Olosho go hotel
Olosho come steal yahoo boy iPhone
& forget her pant 😅😅😂

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Samsung press $ until it turns to ₱₱₱₱₱₱
Fake phone shift

Polo don reach 20k Tomboy don go buy gown 😭

U Asked Him 4 20k & He Said "I don't Have Money But I Can Send 10k".
Den He Mistakenly Transfered 100k.
Ladies how far 🤣

I was toasting a girl in a ceremony,
My mom walk in and told me, my son put this rice in nylon is our night food 😁😁😂