Don Maro

Greatness....Men at work

Things I love doing

Believe in yourself..one day hustle go pay

Meet my newly nurse

So R***r have complet two eye

Always Make Sure You're Moving Forward In Life... Even If U De Cry.....Cry De Go Front, God Dey!

Oya, transfer 5k to your man for choosing you out of all the women.

Things are really hard. Malaria drugs of #400 is now #1200.
The next mosquito I will lay my hands on will regret being a mosquito 🙄

More Than 1Billion Churches Fighting 1 Satan...That Y*ruba Guy Must Be Really Strong😂

*I remember the day my ex sent me a breakup messages, and mum asked me what am I reading, then I told her "tips on how to cook a delicious meal" then she said "but why are you crying? Then I replied "I've reached where they are cutting onions*😭😭😭😂😂

I am a comedian please bless my life by following me 😥😔❤️🙏

When bone hang in ur throat
America: rush him 2 hospital
Nigeria: cut big fufu use push am down😂

GIRL: I want to show you something.
BOY: Okay.
GIRL: Can we go inside the bedroom?
BOY: (excited) sure, we can.
GIRL: Can I switch off the light?
BOY: Go on.
GIRL: Can I close the curtains and
windows?
BOY: (very excited) Fast!
GIRL: Can I lock the door?
BOY: Wow! Yea immediately!
GIRL: I'm done, come closer.
BOY: Here I am (this will be amazing).
GIRL: "I want to show you that my
watch has a light, you can use it to
check the time in darkness."

I'm just passing 🚶🚶🚶🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🚶🚶🚶

😂😂😂😂😂

I called a married lady who was
owing me money, but she didn't pick my calls.

I called 10 times more, still no answer. Knowing that her husband was not at home, I decided to send her this message:

"Hello Sisy, I'm not calling for the money. I just wanted to tell you that 2 girls were fighting over your husband in town today. It was a big fight and he was just there watching, until one of the girl managed to escape into his car and they drove off".

After some minutes, she called me but I ignored her. She kept calling and I found 21 missed calls from her and a message which read:

"Where was the fight?
Where did they go?
Did you Notice those girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart."

I just read and didn't respond. She called again, 5 times and I didn't answer, then another message from her:

"I have your money, please can we meet, so you tell me more?"

Then i replied, "Okay, you can Send it through Mobile Money so that when I pass by the filling station to refuel, then I will pick you and drive you to one of the Girl's House because I know them."

After 2 mins, I checked my account balance, my money was fully paid.

I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby.....

I an a comedian please
I don't have enough
Support me by following this profile🙏🙏🙏

Person wey teach me
How to control anger ...
Don vex slap...🙄

Never give up in love