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STANDARD MULTIPURPOSE LIQUID SOAP PRODUCTION*
*INGREDIENTS:
(1)Nitrosol 1milkcup
(2)Soda ash2 milk cup (3)caustic soda 2 spoons
(4) Sls1 milk cup
(5) STP1 milk cup
(6) Booster1/2 litre (7)Texapon1 milk cup
(8)Cocomite2spoons
(9)Sulphonic litre
(10) Industrial salt 1 spoon
(11) Colouring
(12)Perfume.

*PROCEDURE*
How To Mix:
(1)Get abig basin.
(2) 1litre cup, 5 litre bucket, 1 turning stick.
(3) Put 5 litres of water inside the basin
(4) Then put 1litre of water inside the bucket, add your nitrosol, stir it and pour inside the big basin.
(5) put the soda ash and the caustic soda together in the bucket and add 1 litre of water, stir together and pour it in the big basin, stir it up with the nitrosol that is already there.
(6) again put 1 little of water in the bucket and add SLS, stir it n pour it the mixture n stir together.
(7) pour 1 litre of water in the bucket and add STP stir it and add it to your mixture and stir very well.
(8) put the booster directly into your mixture and stir very well.
(9) add 2 litres of water into the bucket n put in the Texapon, Cocomite2spoons, Sulpurnic,stir the 3 together and add it to your mixture. This time around you have to stir very well to achieve a blend result, stir for like 3 minutes, then add the industrial salt and colour (as you desire)
Allow the mixture to rest for like 1 hour then add your perfume and check the thickness if it is too tick then add up water. Pack as you desire. At least you should be able to to get 35 litres of liquid soap with the above mixture.

You can get all ingredients from shops where they sell chemicals or from organic sellers.

To those of you who desire to have a car or finish your housing projects,The Lord will make it possible for you before this year end in Jesus name Amen 🙏

Life is going to be complicated
Learn to be happy 😃 or else you will run 🏃‍♀️ out of time ⌛️

She wakes up by 4am, gives you s*x, You sleep back, she will move straight to the kitchen. She would join morning devotion by 5:30am, start preparing kids by 6:00am, serve everybody food by 7am, take the kids to school and move to her office by 7:30am, go for school runs by 2pm. She would come back to the house by 5-6pm, start washing of clothes and cooking dinner by 6pm. Serve dinner by 7:30pm, start home work for kids by 8-9pm, Shower and meet you the husband in the room by 9:30pm, discuss with you and catch fun so that you will be in the mood for s*x. And you the husband with your big head will sleep like a king, She will get up to check on the children if they are sleeping well, off the light, Start praying for you and the family by 12am -1am.. Sleep a little and wake up again by 4am to start all over again.

It's you who bleed blood every month with severe pains and crams. Even in those pains, you still have to put things together for a normal day. The cooking, washing, etc. It's you who carry another human inside you for 9months. The inconvenience, the discomfort, the sacrifice, and carefulness. You sacrifice what makes you happy just to keep another life healthy. When it's time to deliver, your life is on the line. It's a 50/50 chance for you. You may live and you may die. But being the life-giver you are, you will choose the life of a new stranger over yours. Even the process is not favorable to you. Either the pains of childbirth or surgery. After it all, you still carry yourself up and continue life activities with bandage and pains. But what is miraculous about this all is the smile you put on your face while facing all this.
May God bless every WOMAN out there.

Life With A Blonde Teenager…

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl’s name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You’re no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

Pre- mature death is not our passion or our love ones portion in Jesus name amen.

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.

She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"😜

Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."

Father: "Why?"

Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"

Father: "But that's right!"

Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"

Father: "What's the f***ing difference?"

Boy: "That's exactly what I said!"🤷

A mother took her little boy to church.
While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” …
…
The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.” …
…
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.” …
….
The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”🤸😂

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The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”

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A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

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