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30/09/2022

A middle aged man, Onyedinka Esiala, has been caught using children suffering from fake stomach tumour to beg for alms in Lagos State.

Esiala, from Enugu Sate, was exposed by a passerby identified as Benefit, at Mile 2 area of the state on Wednesday, September 28, 2022.


While speaking with Vanguard, the suspect claimed that his alleged boss, Uche, initiated the scam and gives the children unknown drugs to make their stomachs swell.


He alleged that Uche brings kids to Lagos every year he travels to the Eastern part of the country.


"My name is Onyedinka and I am from Enugu State. My oga is Uche. When I came from the village, I did not get any work to do; then he told me to be helping him to be taking these children out for begging." he said.
"Whenever I am about to take the kids from Orile to Mile 2 pedestrian bridge, my Oga will give them drugs though I don’t know the name of the medicines which will make their stomach get swollen for some hours, and the kids’ mothers are aware of the business. Their mothers stay in the village,"

The children were staying with them in the village before they gave them to my Oga to come to Lagos. The girls are not my sisters, but their mother often brings them to my Oga. Some kids stay a year with us, and half of the money made from begging is sent to their mothers in the village. My Oga does give them black drugs. I don’t know the name of the drugs. My Oga did not tell me the name but it’s a black drug.

"My Oga brought one of the kids last year December while the other girl has spent three months with us. There is a boy among them but did not come today because he is not feeling too well.

“We do not come every day. We sometimes come three times in a week. My oga’s name is Uche and we have another set of people that stay at Ajagbadi, but I don’t know the exact place. The person that handles that of Ajagbadi is different from the one handling us in Mile 2. The name is Goodluck, but he is currently not in Lagos, he

29/09/2022

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This new neigbour of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. 😂They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
Compelled by this recent developement, i decided to spice my own love and romance life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.😂

I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.😂
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.😂

I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.😂
I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
Ooooh My God!!!!! So you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
Before i could say jack, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain.
'Babe, i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed.
I was chasing Uju with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.😂
Our new neigbours saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.

On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them....
Now, my wife's family and I, have gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from a Pastor.
See the way my surprise romance have landed me in trouble. 😥🤷🙆

28/09/2022

💁🏽‍♀️I got this man stalking me and I am so far from interested.. I don't like him and I wish he would leave me alone, but every time I turn around there he is 😒🙄 He just won't take NO for an answer. I can't hurt his feelings or get him to go away no matter what I say but he is really getting on my nerves 🤦🏾‍♀️. His name is Bill....he just keeps coming around. It started out every month, then every week, now it's almost everyday. Ugh he is so annoying! Can someone please please tell him to leave me alone 😩 I don't like Bill. He's even got his family bothering me...Light Bill, Grocery Bill, Internet Bill, Phone Bill, all of them

Married woman clashes with husband's side chick who visited her matrimonial home 28/09/2022

A 'side chick' went to visit her married lover at his matrimonial home not knowing that his wife was around. The woman recognized her.

In a trending video, she tried to escape through the backdoor but the wife caught up with her.

"You want to run through backdoor when you entered through front door? Your own don finish today. Drop that slippers", the married woman raged.

Married woman clashes with husband's side chick who visited her matrimonial home There was pandemonium at a man's house after his wife clashed with side chick who came visiting. She was nabbed while trying to escape through the backdoor.

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BAYELSA VIGILANTES RESCUED 13 YEAR OLD GIRL USED AS S*X SLAVE

The operatives of Bayelsa State Vigilante Service, on Thursday, rescued a 13-year-old girl, allegedly locked up and used as s*x slave in a hotel, by a suspected cultist in the Tombia area of Yenagoa, the state capital.

The Chairman of the state vigilante outfit, Hon. Doubiye Alagba, who led members of his team on the operation, confirmed that the victim, simply identified as Miss Favour Doumo, a native of Nembe Local Government Area of the state was rescued, and the suspect arrested for illegal possession of a gun, phones, money, and other items.

The victim, Miss Doumo, while speaking with the vigilantes said she met the suspect barely a week, and he invited her to the hotel where he resides.

“I got to the hotel to meet him only for him to accuse me of cheating on him, that while I was away for an exam few days ago, that I went to meet another man.

“He locked me in the hotel room. And later in the company of his friend, one Efe, used a gun to threaten me that I will not go anywhere, they stripped me off my clothes filmed me with their phones and molested me. He told me that he is a gun trafficker and that he has been to prison and that the government knows him,” - the 13 year old said.

She also disclosed that she cried and screamed all through the night, until the state vigilante security service rescued her.

The suspect Mr. Christopher Abraham, 37, and a native of Ndoro in Ekeremor Local Government Area claimed that the victim is his girlfriend, whom he spends his money on but discovered that she cheated on him with other men, a reason he invited her to the hotel and they had an argument, where he went physical with her out of anger.

He also confessed that he and his accomplice, a friend, whom he identified as Efe are members of the bobos cult group. He claimed that the gun belonged to the friend, who is now at large.

Christopher, who is said to be a known drug dealer is also said to be part of

19/08/2022

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18/08/2022

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I remember my 1st WAEC. We were writing English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for MANNA to fall when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. Thought the help of my long neck, I peeped and checked her work, she was already in no 65. I was still in 30 and time was almost out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her until we got to no 98 together. Suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a law voice. "What are it?, Why is you shadeding me?, COPYS! COPYS! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dulls boy! You are a disgrace your manhood!
So I shout, "Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! I am finished! I don't die 2day! 5 minutes more? Abeg who get Eraser!
Somebody Help!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

27/07/2022

During a robbery in a bank, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a r**e!"

This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."

The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."

This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"

This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

The bank manager and the supervisor were all smiling and happy afterall !!

26/07/2022

𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓

People called him mad-man
but I was surprised when he moved close to me,
He said, “can I ask you a very important question?”

I nodded, in acceptance,
and then,
he asked, “am I a mad man?”

The obvious answer, from a sane person, will be, "no",
and that was what I said.
“Thank you!”, he replied;

then he said,

“just because I don’t see things the way other people do, does that make me a mad man?”

"No", I answered again.

He bent down, wrote “W”,
and asked me what he wrote.
At this point, I was already feeling ashamed,
getting involved in a lengthy conversation with him.

In a hurry to leave, I said “w”,
but I was amazed when he replied to my answer,
“You only see 'W',
because of the angle at which you are looking at it.

If you turn upside down, you'll see “M”;
If u look from the right side, it is “3”,
and looking at it from the left side, it is “E”.

The fact that I don’t see things at the perspective that everyone is seeing it doesn’t make me a mad man, he said. Then he left.

I pondered for so long about this and its application to life.

Because We act, and relate to people, based on the perspective at which we are looking at their situation.

Have you taken your time to look at other possible perspectives?

I then decided that,
before I get angry with, or act against, or judge anyone that has done something unfavourable to me,
I will view it in at least three possible perspectives;
1.my own perspective,
2.his own perspective and
3.others perspective'.

So, before you judge people, before you rage your anger on them, take a little time to view their angle or perspective, and, if you still cannot see a reasonable reason, then you may act REASONABLY .
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02/07/2022

Happy new month fam 🥰

02/07/2022

6 years in Primary School 😑

3 years in Junior High School🤨

3 years in Senior High School😟

4 years in University☹️

2 years or more on strike,protest and co for some of my people...🙁

1 year of youth service and you will finally get a job of N20,000😞

While somebody will just say "skiborobo skibo" or "zazu zeh" and be making millions and his friend will reply "is young john wicked d producer" and be making millions as well.

And you think the person that introduced education will make heaven...🤨🤨

I will be waiting for him at the gate of heaven..
😕😕🔪🔪🔪.

That one that introduced "examination" should not bother coming near heaven...
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Shebi you see that one that invented "Mathematics"?🤔🤔

Hmm make I no talk again...🚶🏽‍♀🚶

27/06/2022

😭 I was inside keke when a guy came in. It was a short ride. Just 50 naira. The keke guy asked him if he had 50 naira and he said yes.
He got in and we continued.
He got to where he would come down and gave the keke guy #500. The keke guy reminded him that he asked him if he has 50 naira and he said yes.
The guy said he has plenty money and thought 50 naira was in it.
The keke driver obviously had no change. The passenger said he doesn't also have that 500 is the least money he has.
He said it's either the keke driver finds change or he'll leave without paying.
From there, verbal fight started. He was insulting the keke driver like he was right. The keke driver was obviously pained by the whole thing.
The keke driver was trying to find change from his fellow riders and the guy crossed road and left.
That thing pained the keke driver. I saw the pain in his eyes.
We left. At a point I noticed the keke driver was wiping tears off his face.
Haa!
I asked him if he's fine and he said all he wanted from that guy was to at least talk to him in a calm voice that he doesn't have 50 naira and not to insult him.
He said he needed the 50 naira but he can still let go if he talks to him like a human being.
Like, this guy was crying. It was very heartbreaking.
I got home, paid him and also gave him the last 500 on me.
His countenance changed immediately. He was smiling with tears flowing down his eyes.
To you, it's JUST 50 naira. To the next person, it might be all they need to have dinner.
People need kindness.
Lots of people are struggling and a simple smile from you is all they need to know that no matter how hard life is to them, there's still love in this world.

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22/06/2022

If Muslim go to mecca
Christian go to Jerusalem
Where will traditional worshipper go to? Asking 4 a brother 😁

11/06/2022

My mates are in the university💔
My mates are graduates 💔
My mates are getting married.💔
My mates have children and their children is growing up💔
My mates are getting good jobs.💔
My mates are seeing money and succeeding.💔
My mates are living alone 💔
My mates are living overseas.💔
My mates are buying cars.💔
My mates are building houses.💔
My mates are this......my mates are that......💔
It's a pity you literally forgot about your mates in the mortuary!!🤷
Your mates in the psychátric homes!!🤷
Your mates are r0aming on the streets,
Your mates are pr0$tituting sléeping with different men to feed !!🤷
Your mates are jobless, húngry, blind, déaf!🤷...👇👇👇👇👇
You might not be where you wish to be but you have obviously transcended from where you were yesterday.

❤️Be thankful and grateful bcuz you're alive in the land of the living,, brother, sister, be thankful for your life 🙏🏾🙏🏾 God knows why you're in the level you're now.. be patient, life is turn by turn,, you cannot achieve good things of life at the same time with your mates,, some of your mates will achieve good things of life and die early while some will achieve good things of life and live longer to enjoy it.. Don't compare yourself with your mates, we all have different luck and star, our destiny are not the same

Do you know:🤔🤔
🤷🤷
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Some slept yesterday and didn't wake up today?☺️☺️
We're sinners but God showed mercy? 🙏🙏

Some of your mates are there in jàil without c0mmitting any crime?🙏🏾🙏🏾

What of those that d!ed at owo Church attack yesterday ? 😪😪😪😪😪

You ate last night but some didn't or couldn't?
You have work and sources for daily living while some have nothing to look up to!!!☺️☺️

You are alive not because you are faithful or because you have never sinned before but it is the MERCY of God Almighty that kept you alive💪💪
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08/06/2022

The Greatness of Blacks in the World ✊🏼

• The richest person in the history of the earth was Mansa Musa du mali (Black)

• The greatest Pop musician was Michael Jackson (Black)

• The greatest jazz singer "The famous Aretha Franklin. (Black)

• The greatest footballer was Pèle (Noir)

• The biggest boxer was Muhammed Ali (Black)

• The biggest and richest golfer is Tiger Woods (Black)

• The greatest Basketball player was Michael Jordan (Black)

• The biggest runner and only world record is Usain Bolt (Black)

• The biggest female tennis player is Serena Williams (Black)

• The biggest Hip Hop artist was 2 PAC (Black)

• The greatest philosophers were Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr (Blacks)

• The greatest Reggae artist was Bob Marley (Black)

• The most educated President was Robert Mugabe (Black)

• The world's greatest President was Nelson Mandela (Black)

• The man who successfully carried out the American space shuttle to the moon was called "Arineitwe" a Ugandan (Black)

• The most famous general was Colin Luther Powell (Black)

• The great surgeon in the world is Ben Carson (Black)

• The greatest Medical invention...The revolutionary robot used in brain surgery by the Franco-Beninese Bertin Nahum (Black).

• The next great person is You!

• Stop thinking that white people are superior to Us.

• Black people are not the lowest in this world either!

• Start to discover the superiority in You.

• Let us wake up dear African brothers.

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08/06/2022

Jesus 🙂

08/06/2022

Thanks to the one who Never sleep but he makes u sleep and woke up peacefully 🙏🥺

07/06/2022
05/06/2022

If a Woman🙎 stops getting jealous😪,asking questions,texting first,worrying about You,asking about your female friends and start saying "I'm fine😪,it's cool,I'm not angry,no problem"😞...just know that the last tear has dropped😢 and she does no longer care what happens😔.A woman does not make noise when She's leaving You🤞.She made noise before because she wanted to stay😒,but You did not listen.😔🥺

05/06/2022

Thank God for Another Blessing

04/06/2022

Can you?

03/06/2022

Good morning fam settle down and laugh 😂

1. When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick😂😂😂😂😂😂
2. Forget injection, nothing can be so painful than having raw food without means to cook it after coming home from school. That thing can change someone life.😂😂😂
3. I thought I have seen it all until I saw my classmate looking under the table in an exam. When asked what he was doing, he said question 3 says "study the table below🏃🏃🏃🏃
4. Forget hot pap, have you ever eaten hot beans from a pot on fire because you are in a hurry? Father Lord, save my soul🚶🏃

5. In my country, you will be telling your friend something and he will still reply "I'm telling you"🤗🤗🤗🤗

6. Stay at home you won't listen. My neighbor left her house and went out and now her pot of soup is missing, the worst part is that the soup is not even sweet.. Mtchewww🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

7. Imagine someone owning me 100k and he said he is tired of this world, my brother listen' u shall not die but live to declare the goodness of the lord.🙄🙄

8. My little nephew just arrived Nigeria from England, he was playing his video game around 9pm when Nepa took the light. The boy just shouted "Mum" help, am blind, am blind, I said to myself u never see anything yet by the time we on the generator u will be totally Deaf.😂😂

9. It is only in Nigeria you will hear someone boast of their level of insanity . Example:: I DEY MAD OHH GO AND ASK PEOPLE AROUND.🏃🏃

10. Ever since my neighbor saw me pressing my laptop every night she has stopped spreading her pant outside. Pls what does that mean.🤷🤷🤷

11. Some guys will be shouting I can't marry a woman that can't cook....my guy do you even have money for foodstuff?🤷
12. My girlfriend stole her mother's money for me to start business now, I am rich she wants to marry me.... sorry I can't marry a thief... 🏃🏃🏃

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02/06/2022

Let assume this is real will you vote this comrade 😂?

When I bought my 1st car, I forgot it at my work place, Nigerian man tells story 02/06/2022

When I bought my 1st car, I forgot it at my work place, Nigerian man tells story A Nigerian man has said he bought his first car in 2012, drove it to work and forgot it at the office. He only remembered that he had a car when he work up.

02/06/2022

Chai 🤦June 2nd since morning

01/06/2022

We survived to the half of the year together!😳 😌
—:— —:—
++Happy to have you here in JUNE++ 🤝🥰

+—May we survive to witness the rest happily—+ 🙏 Happy New month fam 🥰🏳️‍🌈

Blesser cares

31/05/2022

If She Loves You She Will Be In Your Life For A Very Long Time. Either As A Friend. Girlfriend Or Wife. She Will Be Around For Some Time. Even If You Break Up. She'll Still Be The Person You Can Talk To From Time To Time. She Will Give You Advice. She Will Give You Direction. She Will Give You The Truth. A Woman That Really Loves You Doesn't Just Disappear. Even When You Stop Dating. The Love Doesn't Disappear. That's Why I Say Love Is Deeper Than S*x. When Someone Really Loves You. S*x Is No Longer Necessary For Them To Show You That They Love You. You Could Be Seperated For 10 Years & It's All Love When You See Each Other In The Street. Love Never Really Dies. It Finds Other Ways To Exist. The Only Time Love Disappears Is When It Was Never Real. I Have Exes From 5 Years Ago That Still Send Me Messages On My Birthday. Still Check Up. Still Greet When We See Each Other In These Streets. Love Is Endless
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