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Yesterday evening, myself and friends decided to hang out at a joint.

Upon arrival, we noticed two drunk friends gisting at the top of their voices.

Before we could all get seated, a serious fight erupted between these two friends.

We quickly went to savage the situation and know why they were fighting even though they were friends.

"You guys were friends moments ago, 'why are you guys now fighting'" I asked.

Man 1: ask him, he threw the first punch

Man 2: I threw the first punch because he said, I'm a mad man indeed.

Man 1: But you've been insulting me also

Man 2: I didn't punch you because you insulted me to by calling me a mad man, rather I punched you because you added "indeed"...

Why must you add indeed? The indeed was too extra!

12/08/2020

Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything & click "I agree"

13. When a guy is fed up in a relationship, he can say anything to break up with you, he can even call you one day and say " Nneka, I can't continue with this relationship any longer, your grandmother didn't write JAMB.

14. "Baby, I'm sorry you lost your phone, Take this 300k my house rent and School fee, get yourself a new phone", This is how a guy should treat his woman Ladies, if you think I'm making sense, ..............you're a wicked witch!

15. Do you want to loose weight? Here's the tips.. first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right! Repeat this exercise very fast every time you are offered something to eat, you can thank me later.

16. A white couple gets a black child. Angry husband asks- You white, Me white. Why is baby black? Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!...... leave me. Don't leave me

17. Shout out to girls that use emojis to cover their arm pit in pictures instead of shaving.... You think you're doing me? You're doing yourself oo

18. You know, I have a feeling that if French people want to say 'a theif' they'll say 'Lateef' hope I'm right? ......... Not my writing oooo

19. Some ladies will be like 'he is not my type'...Question is... My Sister Are u looking for a Blood donor?

20. have dated a guy for 6years now. Instead of you pressuring him to go and see your family.. You're pressuring him to use your pic as his Dp.. Oh sister, in fact, your level of stupidity is using Wi-Fi and 4G.

21. Wrestling is useless and confusing, how can people without trousers fight for a belt????

22. Hard Guy hard guy.. but you count 1-2-3 before pouring cold water on yourself....... mtcheew... Look at you.

23. Not all couples have s*x on their wedding night, some spend it arguing about how money and the drinks disappeared

12/08/2020

Iffu like spell s*x as
S*x, f**k as f*ck u
Will still go to hell cos
U can't confuse God 😏😒🚶

12/08/2020

Imagine if the 12 Disciples
were from Nigeria
which state will
Judas come from?😂👐🚶

12/08/2020

Real love will just make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome man ever, just broke up with him and see how ugly he is.😂👐🏃

12/08/2020

I created a female Facebook account and chatted my Dad today and he told me that he is single and has no kids. Daddy why?😌☹️🚶

12/08/2020

To dey use public toilet nah wahala jor, whenever you hear footstep, you go have to clear throat for them to know say you dey inside

2. I beg how many bag of sugar I go take before I become sugar daddy.

3. I never see alcohol company wey use drunkard for their advert... Shey den dey ashame of their customer ni.

4. He kiss your forehead no means say you dey romantic, he fit dey avoid your mouth odour.

5. You no go ever know how fast you dey run until Dog dey chase you... Your speed dey inside you.

6. Some girls dey look for tall guy with pink lips and six packs, when their father dey shot, pot bellied with ponmo lips... I beg make I no talk.

7. I respect people wey dey chew chicken bone until e turn to powder.

8. My sister, no matter how pretty and educated you dey, good day dey come when your father go exchange you for rice, goat and yam, u better be humble.

9. E dey vex person make you dey sleep and you dey dream say you dey for Canada, you kan wake up dey hear "kan buy OOPA, kan buy GARI, kan buy AKARA.

10. Uncle, because say your crush Don dey live your area, you kan dey wear suit go fetch water.

11. If no be say I no like apple, wetin be iPhone wey I no fit buy.

Which one you like most make you comment am.