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SWEET JOKES 😂😂

1..Yoruba boys trying to be Romantic be like:
"You are my egg in my egg roll,☺
Baby, without you🙈..am buns"😋😂😂

2..🙆‍♂️imagine a girl born in 2007 is sending me friend request 🙈am I selling pencil?? 🙆‍♂️😂😂

3..i wonder why the sun in America is meant for freshness..😏while the one in Nigeria is for drying clothes 🙆‍♂️😂😂

4..all the bad friends my mom warned me about don make am finish😔
😏The good ones dey do P.O.S🙆‍♂️😂

5..last born's are the best people to date..😌
Break their heart,💔
And give them biscuits,☺
Case closed 😋😋

6..Abeg, 🤔who told Nigerians that when they eat stones in beans, 😏they should look at the person that cooked it??🙆‍♂️😂😂

7..The funny thing about being rich is that every ladies you meet are single ☺
But..when you are poor, 🙈even a new born baby had a boyfriend 😂🥰

8..if a woman text.. "How are you?? 🤔
Just reply.." Am fine ☺
But..
If u have money, you can add.."and you?? 😂😂

9..As I was writing ✍️this jokes,
I heard thunder⚡ laughing😂😂
He was like, hahaha, Madu ebuka, you are very funny
Aswear, I will fire anybody that will read this jokes, laugh, and walk away without LIKING...........
I begged him not to fire anybody and he said if I beg him again, he will fire me join...so my mouth peem 🤐

15/01/2023

Good morning 🌅
Laff till u forget ya name 🙈🙈🥺😂😂

1). The Seer That We Went to ask What will Háppen if Tinubu Rúle NIGERIA, Since morning he's Been shóuting "Bag Of Rice Balablue, Fúel Blublu, Employment Bulaba!!" 😳🙆😭😭😂😂😂😂

2). That émbarassing moment when you're sitting beside your crúsh in church then suddenly your younger brother came rúning with 20naira in his hand. "Brother...!!! Mum said I Should give you for óffering.😭😭😭😂

3) When You buy iPhóne 13 for 8O0k and you fáll down the staírcase with the phóne in ur pocket and u hear "Cracka", you be like "God let it be my lég"🙏🙆🥺😭😂😂🙇

4). JOHN: " I must make it this Year! "
FAVOR: If I nó make am this year, I will úse My Papa for rítual next year! "
Not knówing, My Dad was héaring us from the Window🙊😳😭😭😭😂

5) I don't dáte guys who don't have a car, says a girl who báths with a soap till it become the size of a sím card.🤭😂😂😂

6). If you're Dáting A Guy Onlíne, and you Have never Seén Him, Just know you're Dáting A Spíritual Husband 😟😳😭😭😂😂

7). I was Typing A Message to The Woman I Normally Buy Things From; as I typed GARRI, the Next Word Suggestions Brought Out SUGAR, As I tap it, It brought Out GRÓUNDNUT again
Chaiii, Shége, It shall Nót Be Wéll With You😳😭😭😭😭😭

8) If H20 is Water, H30 is Groúndnut, H40 is Sugar, As A Nigeria Student who's Used to Shége, Find H50😭😭😂😂😂😂

9). Scent Leaf : #150
Perfume : #4000
Normally, it's Me that Créating Sápa for Myself 😂😂😂😂😂

10) Dáting a Víllage Girl is Very nice, Not Until you carry her To Hótel and the Next day, You see her Swéeping the Hótel's Compound🙆😂😂

11) When you want to Buy a Textbook of 4K;
DEVIL : Tell Your Dad, it's 6K
YOU: Dad, The Price is 15K
DEVIL: The Bloóoooddd of Jesssus 😂😂😹😹