Izec Richie

COLD UNTIL AUGUST REMEMBER: Starting today at 5:00 am: we will experience the APHELION PHENOMENON. The Earth will be very far from the Sun ☀️. We cannot see the phenomenon, but we CAN feel its impact. This will last until the month of August. We will have cold weather, MORE THAN EVER COLD, which will result in flu, cough, difficulty breathing, etc. We must increase immunity by consuming lots of vitamins and supplements to make our health strong. The distance from Earth to the Sun is 5 light minutes or 90 million km. The Aphelion phenomenon takes us 152 million km away from the Sun, that is, 66% further. The air will get colder, our bodies are not used to this temperature, there is a big difference. We must maintain our health conditions as much as possible, it doesn't matter if it is cloudy or sunny, the increase in cold will be the same!!! Please share this information with all your family and friends. As many people as possible so they can also take precautions. *LETS TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES!!*

1. When boys start borrowing from each other
They call themselves blood 😂😂
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2. When girls start borrowing clothes from each other they call themselves twennie
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3. Any girl expecting Valentine's Flower should start planting it Now 😒😧
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4. To prevent your SIM from being blocked by NIN borrow airtime as much as you can....Must I teach you everything 😒😒
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5. If she uploads pictures of more than two yahoo boys, she’s a hoe.✊✊
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6. Me wan join Stingy man association of Nigeria (SMAN ) dem say I’m not eligible say Na person wey get money Dey stingy🙈🙈
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7. Kissing scene in a movie
Me- 😳😳
Dad- 😒😒
Me- 🙈🙈🙈
Dad- open eyes look😒
Me pretending😑😑
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My mind-😏😏them no even sabi kiss😑😑
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8. Her: please I need ur help
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Me : am using it 😂😂
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9. God please punish my friends for my sins🤦😞
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Na dem spoil me😩😒
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10. BREAKING NEWS
Man walks out alive after being burned to death in a swimming pool 🤨
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11. Fake love : I love u.. I miss u
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True love : block unblock block unblock 😂😂
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Me: So when we get marry.. She will now be doing divorce remarry divorce Remarry me abi. No be me she wan give IPad-tension😑😑
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12. Sleeping in a vigil in Surulere is risky. As the hoely spirit is moving, your phone is also moving.🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
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13. He is like a father to me
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Na so sugar daddy dey start 🙄🙄
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14. Husband showed up at his wife work place, came from behind and kisses her neck...She laughed and said "MD stop it,you know we at work"🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
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15. I automatically see u as a normal person when u react b4 sharing my posts 🥺🥺
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1. I sent friend request to my neighbour. 7 minutes later, she came to my house and said :
"I accēpt. I agreē🤣🤣🤣

2. Bus drivers should støp this Nønsense of Moving when person never sit o😔
One girl nearly put her two brēãst in my mouth in the bus this morning....
I just manage kīss the ni**le twice 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3. So you mean, after feeding people for free on my wedding day, I go still dance for them ?😒😒🙄🙄🙄🙄

4. So if I get Married to a Vīrgin 🙄, Will I still be
the one to Teach Her how to Say, "Hmmm, Oh Yeah Baby, Hārder Hārder, Hmm🤦🏽‍♂️🙄
I don't think I have such time to Wāste 😒😏

I Go In Peace🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

5. My brother, Some ladies are sīngle but their private part is in seriøus relatiønships 😒🚶🙄🙄

6. When a guy is fully in love, he can apoløgise for things he didn't do. E.g. baby am sørry for the eārthquake in Pakistan 😂😂
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7. Dāting ur neighbor isn't cool at all ....
You'll be receiving messages like "Baby what's wrøng...I saw your mum slāpping you"🤦🏽‍♀️😒😒

8. If your Relationship started from Facebøok, Whåtsāpp, Instāgrām. Then støp thinking about "brīde prīce."
Just send her parents "datā bundles."
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9. If she visīts with a toøthbrush, she's sleēping over, if she visīts with a night gown, she's spending one week but if she visits with pānt, spønge, pād, detol....
My brother, go and borrøw money and būy food stuffs, you don marry be that.🙊🙆🙆🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

10. Pastor : let's pray for 2mins 😕

4hrs later

Pastor : say my fada my fada 😢

Me : ur fada ur fada 😒🖐️😒🙄🙄🙄🙄

11. So nowadays women don't møan during s£x🍆💦coz they fear cālling names of more than 10 boyfriends 😅😅✌️✌️✌️

12.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

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