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*One idiot called me early this morning, I told him it’s a wrong number. The idiot called me back again asking if I know the correct number.*l

What should I tell him?
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At home you can't sleep without switching off ‘ur small radio but you can sleep in Church with eight Speakers blasting in ‘ur ear ... it is called Demonic soft work😀😀

Garri wey I buy for credit,nylon Don tear for road
Make una drop some motivational quotes,make I take hold body😥

.🔉🔉.... Get ready to have 🎤 on the 14 & 15 of April...✅☑️ It's going to be a wonderful day with lots of fun.....
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Master of All Ceremony.. Wedding�� Birthday�� Cooperate Events�� Burial ceremony�� General entertainment�� Seminar�� Church programs. ETC.

TGIF😘😘...
Drop your Friday pictures in the comment box and let's pick the most handsome and Beauty😊

TGIF😘😘...
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Drop your Friday pictures in the comment box and let's pick the most handsome and Beauty😊

I don survive Dec 25 and Jan 1 oppression, Na February 14 i dey reason now

If u want your husband to help in the kitchen, just borrow his phone for touch light, he will stand there till you finish cooking

_Does Your Grandma Know That You Are Dating The Men She Rejected In Her Youth?_😂😂😂 Say no to Sugar Daddy
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Person wey dey give u attitude, dey give another person JOY,
Dress up,link up ,chop life don't be a fool...😀🤣🤣
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_Last Sunday I was watching a comedy in my phone in the church during the deliverance section and I laughed out loud. Now ushers are holding me, pastor is asking me, "WHO ARE YOU IN THIS BODY?"_
_This life tuff oo_
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I want to know everyone name and birthday in this page and from this moment we need to be celebrate our birthday here,

Most of the ladies that says they don't date BROKE GUYS have BROKE FATHERS. Can't you be humble like your mom?😏_😂😂

Even slippers get partners....
Aren't you ashamed of being single🤭🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

*Without Blaming Your Ex…… What Should You Have Done Better In Your Last Relationship??*😅

If Adam and Eve were whites. How did blacks come to this world

I still don't get it, can someone explain to my understanding🙏

If you are a girl here, and you always laugh with my post, you are my girlfriend I'm not here to make someones girlfriend happy😂

When you see a group of girls, and you want to talk to one, greet the ugly one first. She is the Commander in Chief😂😂😂😂

I Went To Pharmacy To Buy Condom, Unfortunately I Met My Mum There🙆 Please What Is Botanical Name For Condom?🙄🙄🙄

Dad : Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son : Both
Dad : Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai , where will you go?
Son : Dubai
Dad : That shows u love your mum more?
Son : No, it shows i love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad : Okay, if i go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia , where will u go?
Son : Malaysia
Dad : Replied angrily, why?
Son :🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad : When did you go to Dubai ?
Son : During the first question
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You are laughing right? May joy and laughter never depart from you.