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I'm Cooking and my salt finish abeg who get salt with Maggi and small crayfish with Rice and onions even small oil😂🙆

The reason y some other guys treats u beta than ur boyfriend is bcos they haven’t slept with u yet. I say make I tell u.

An antelope was running like mad. An elephant asked him: "Antelope, why are you running like that?" She replied, "The police are arresting all the goats in the village." The elephant retorted: "But you are not a goat!" The Antelope replied, "With our current justice system it will take me 20 years behind bars to prove that I am not a goat." And the elephant also started running.

Una Goodmorning this morning.

--Vision Africa.
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Goodnight to my gender and to that gender wey make God pursue us commot from the garden of ẹdẹ abi na Eden. 🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

From tomorrow na to enter market begin to taste garri from shop to shop come back house con drink water.
Man must survive 💪

BREAKING.
POS Market crashes.
N100 for N10,000 against N4,000.
WELCOME BACK TO NORMALLY

Ideas are meaningless without action. Everyone has ideas. To succeed, make your ideas real. Make them happen.

One of my dream tools. God I know nothing is impossible for You to do. Uncle IB, how much will this worth sir? AngieNation good evening ma.

When you call a slim girl slim girl is not body shaming.
But once you tell someone she is fat it's become body shaming, if you are fat you are fat no body's body shaming anybody.

Happy blessed Sunday to our Christian brothers and sisters in the house. God bless you all.

Person wey eat eba and groundnut soup, na garri him still drink. 🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

Me: (on ☎️) hello Afeezco Oladoyinbo Olasunkanmi, palmpay go call ask say u knw me. Tell dem say no, say I don travel since 2010.

I said this before nobody believed. Yes nobody believed because I said it before. The fact that I said it before is the reason why nobody believed and since nobody believed, that means I said this before. 😒

How garri go take swell dey the hand of who wan drink am.

Una Good evening this morning from this side. 🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

When I was a kid, I see adults getting married now I'm an adult I'm seeing kids getting married. I really don't know where I belong.

I remember when Nigeria had a football team because now they're a pressure group. Super 🦅 ko super 🐔 ni 😏

Na which kind country we dey sef. 9ja dey play, supporters dey wave Argentina flag. Anyway 9ja 0-GNB 1.

Nobody cheat pass girl wey dem toast wey send screenshots to her boyfriend. Know this and know peace.

The new anthem for my area now:
MAN: Cash dey?
POS: Cash no dey sir WOMAN: Do you have cash?
POS: There's no cash ma 😀

Be a man don't let fear pull you down.
If you fall find a way to get up.
Tight your belt be strong and stand tall.
Make you no give up.
Cos if you give up.
I swear na you f**k up.

Goodmorning ladies and gentlemen. Do have a nice day.

I was driving Benz in my dream last night, until my sister slap me and ask me to stop pushing the Bed to the kitchen 😎😁🙆

During our Time nothing like feeding bottle🍼, Dem go just block ur Nose, Na u go decide between Akamu and Death🤣🤣

Once you buy groundnut and sugar, everyone will assume you want to drink garri, nawa oo 🙄

Well done after una don show people shege, hope u go fit maintain d car after things go normal.

An erected p*nis 🥒 has no conscience. Good morning to my gender and that gender that gave Adam forbidden apple.

When I was a kid, I was wondering how people enter television to the extent I used to check the back of TV to see if there's road.

Instead of giving roads names of leaders and celebrities, if we give names of contractors who build it with his address & numbers, I think quality of roads will improve immediately.

Since my towel fell off From my waist in front of my landlady, she has been bringing food for me, I don't know why.
🙄😏😂

Sis precious, the picture you see here is a rock from the valley of marvel in Ethiopia, not that thing you think. 😏😏😏

The way I'm broke now if my girlfriend leaves me for a rich man, I will go with her 😔. God abeg 😔😔

Him: This watch worth N30m.
Me: The watch go dey 'WATCH MY LIFE'? If no, Aboki watch is more than enough for me 😏😏

When u start making ur own money & start paying ur own bill, u will understand reason Y ur father sit outside alone thinking.

Me: How much be a plate of rice.
Seller: N300.
Me: Ok. Give me quarter half plate.
Seller: 🤔🤔

Me: Give me 2 pure water.
She: What of sugar.
Me: Wetin u mean.
She: I knw say na garri u wan soak na as usual 😏

Not all success is due to hardwork & not all poverty is due to laziness. Keep this in mind when judging others including yourself.
Goodmorning to you all, may this week bring success and glories upon us. Amen.

A comrade somewhere don check him armpit many times to know weda him go baf or not. Oga go and baf biko 😁

Ask for her Opay account number and you will get her phone number.
I no suppose dey teach una everything 😏😏😏

At 50, her 2 melons still stand. But at 22, precious and amaka una melons don fall like bathroom sleepers. Ronsense 😏😏😏

A Nigerian was caught soaking Garri with snow in Canada.
Let me not say the tribe before Benin people will say I'm wicked. 🙄🏃🏃