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Holiness is not an excuse to be poor in knacking. Change your knacking style, It doesn't change your position in church..
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*Different types of Women, you can see in bed.*😂😂😂😂😂😂

1. *The ones that wants it, but they don't know how to ask for it. Some will be like 'be there and be pressing your phone, once it's 4.30 am leaving ooooooo'*
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2. *The ones that will be shouting harder harder but if you ask them to climb, they will ride for 40 secs, come down and be breathing heavily.*

*They think it's easy.*
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3. *The ones that will watch you remove their top, remove their trousers, and as you are about to draw their pant, they will be like; wait, what are you trying to do? My sister, I want to wash it, meenyaazoot.*
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4. *The ones that will start feeling bad about the whole thing and be like: finally, you have gotten what you want, hope you are happy now.*
*Babe, am overjoyed ooooo*
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5. *The ones that you didn't toast before now. So after s*x they will be like, so what are we now.*
*My sister, we are children of God.*
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6. *The ones that once you guys start kissing, they will use their hands to weigh the size of the cassava as to prepare their mind on what they are about to take in.*
*You see them breathing heavily when the cassava is big.*
😂😂😂🥰🥰😂😂😂😂not my hand writing ooooo🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Wahala no go ever finish oo😂😂😂
Wife carry her ATM card, give hubby, to withdraw money, to support his business🤷🤷🤷
Hubby carry ATM card, give Side-chick!!😂😂
Side-chick use same ATM card, go do shopping for Wife boutique 🙆🙆🙆
Wife dey receive Debit & Credit Alerts, at the same time😭😭😭
Wife call DPO, to come arrest Side-chick,... E just shock us say, Side-chick na DPO Wife 🙆🙆😂😂😂
Na the matter we dey try settle since ooo.🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ I go update una later shaa, 😋make I check my Beans wey dey fire🔥😹😹...

This is shiekh muhamad jaamih popular know as TAJUL-ADABI The first reformer of Arabic language in Nigeria, a teacher, beloved servant of his God (woli) and teacher to great scholar of all time sheikh muhammad kamaludeen Al adaby.

We celebrate the existence of your name till now as you clock 100years in the grave, may Allah forgive you.

THE TEN COMMANDMENT OF MARRIAGE TO MEN.
1. Don't have another woman apart from your wife😄😄😄
2. Thou shall not speak evil about your wife to your family.😅😂😆
3. Remember the labour of your wife when you were poor. So when you're rich honour her.😄😅😂
4. Don't compare your wife to any woman even your mother.😆😅😂
5. 6 days maximum shall thee work 1 day shall be a Sabbath day for your wife.😅😂😅
6. Honour your father and mother in_ law so that their daughter will not return to them.😂😄😆
7. Don't insult your wife in public so that people will not know your foolishness.😄😅😆
8. Forgive your wife 70 x7 in 1 day.😄😆😂
9. Thou shall make your wife happy at all times. Always ask her: Are you okay?😆😂😅
10. Thou shall not say to your wife, leave my house. No matter what. Because you are the one that should leave. Yes, she owns the house.🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
WOMEN AM I COMMUNICATING?
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Emeka's wife called Emeka a fool.
Emeka got angry and said "I cannot
be called a fool by a woman, not
even my wife. She must therefore
leave my house"
Neighbours intervened and the
matter was resolved.

But Emeka's wife still nursed anger.
Later that night, it rained heavily.
It was so cold that Emeka wanted to
perform his manly duties.
Sneaking his hands to touch his
wife's laps in the dark, the wife
shouted "Who is that fool.. Emeka replied " Na me"

My mosque member impregnated my wife – Oyo Imam
Alhaji Lukman Sh*ttu, an Oyo-based cleric, has alleged that one of the worshippers at the mosque he presides over impregnated his wife.

He made the allegation while testifying before a Grade A Customary Court sitting at Mapo, Ibadan, the Oyo State capital.

Sh*ttu, who was the respondent in a divorce suit, had in his counter-argument told the court that his wife was an adulteress and had raised the three children in question through that.

Immediately after taking the claim, the court’s president, S. M. Akintayo, ordered the duo to go to a well-established medical centre and carry out DNA tests of the three children to know if Sh*ttu was their father or not.Akintayo ruled: “The DNA tests shall be jointly funded by Sh*ttu and Fisayo and the sealed result shall be sent directly by the medical centre to the registrar of this court.”

She adjourned the suit until May 2 for the presentation of the DNA test and further hearing.

Earlier, Sh*ttu submitted that his wife started riding a beautiful car soon after she parked out from his home in 2021.

He said: “Meanwhile, Fisayo had been boasting that her relative gave her the car. My investigation revealed that the same man, who had all along been sleeping with her, bought her the car.“My lord, Fisayo started misbehaving when I was unable to give her money to rent a shop. Then, she began to return home very late and I told her that I will lock her out if she ever tried it again. However, Fisayo decided to pack out along with the three children from my house.

“Worst still, she has changed the school of the last child without my knowledge and the other two have vowed not to recognise me as their father anymore.

“During the last Ramadan, I invited the second one to come and stay with me, but he declined. The first also refused to come to my house when he had his school holiday. Could you believe that the man that has taken Fisayo as concubine worships in the same mosque where I am the cleric?”

Earlier, Fisayo, the petitioner, who lives at Odo Ona Elewe area of Ibadan, contended that her husband was irresponsible and a threat to her.She said: “Sh*ttu lured me into getting a loan from a microfinance bank under the agreement that I would use it to establish my business without refunding. And to facilitate his adulterous intention, Sh*ttu threatened to stab me one day if I didn’t leave his home.

“As if that was not enough, he frequently brought various types of women into our matrimonial home.

“In addition, Sh*ttu demolished the shop which I furnished with my money in order to deny me any business opportunity.

“He called me all sorts of bad names and even rejected being responsible for the children.

“Though relatives from both families intervened, but I just had to pack out for survival.” (NAN)

AWON OMO YI DAHH😏😏😏

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A Guy who has no job got married to a banker, despite his fears and several advices that it's not good to marry without a job.
Every month the girl would give the guy her full salary of #80,000 after removing her tithe. The guy would give the wife #20.000 for
personal upkeep and the guy determined what happened to the remaining money.
This happened for 3 good years.
There was happiness in the family and the wife never refused to
do her primary home duties for that 3 years, despite wrong advice from friends that 'you can't be paying the bills and still be doing all the work'.
There was a particular month the guy used about #50.000 to travel from region to region for different interviews.
He finally got a job with a good firm. His salary was #380,000 monthly for a start. He bought his first car (a brand new) for 2.2million naira he gave the wife the car key,& continued to take
public transport to work for about 3 years. Then he bought
the 2nd car for 4million took the keys of the first car & gave his wife the keys of the 2nd new car.
They eventually moved into their own house after few years. One day, the wife was looking for some documents. She stumbled on a file neatly hidden, when she opened it, she saw her wedding picture when she was very slim in the first page of the file. She then saw that the document the purchase of the land and every
other thing in the house were all written in her name!
At the last page was the husband's wedding picture and a note
written by him:
''MY WIFE IS ALL I HAVE GOT. NOT
EVEN THIS HOUSE WORTH 100 million AT THE TIME I BUILT IS MINE’’.
Tears started to roll down her eyes. This couple got married in 1998. Yesterday was their wedding anniversary, blessed with 3 children. True LOVE still exists till this day. Are you sure
the love you have for your partner can be compared to this one you just read?
No matter what remember you chose each other. It doesn't matter who puts food on the table or who pays the bills. Always know, NO
CONDITION IS PERMANENT.
Now I pray for all singles on my friends list
that Almighty Allah will surely lead you to your destined life partner and u will never regret ur marriage Inshaallah Ramon

Don't let civilization break ur home, there is Nothing like 50/50 in marriage
ur husband is the head .
Truth is Bitter🚶

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Allahumma Lakal Hamdu bil Islam, Walakal Hamdu bill Iman, Walakal Hamdu bill Qur'an, Walakal Hamdu Ala Kulli Ni'matika Alaina. May Allah forgive us all our sin, wrong doings and all our short comings both known and unknown. Ameen. Jumma'at Mubarak
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ALHAMDULILLAHI ROBIL ALAMEEN DSS releases two Igboho aides after 114 days in custody

The Department of State Services (DSS) has released the remaining two aides of embattled Yoruba Nation agitator, Sunday Adeyemo, alias Sunday Igboho, who have been in custody since July 1.

The detainees’ lawyer, Pelumi Olajengbesi, confirmed their release.

The DSS had during a midnight raid of Igboho’s Soka house in Ibadan, Oyo State, arrested 12 of the activist’s allies and whisked them away to Abuja, where they were kept in detention, but 10 were released.

Those earlier released were Abideen Sh*ttu, Abdullateef Onaolapo, Ayobami Donald, Olakunle Oluwapelumi, Dikeola Ademola, Bamidele Sunday, Raji Kazeem, Taiwo Tajudeen, Tajudeen rinloye and Uthman Adelabu.

The secret police had held on to the remaining two aides despite an order by Justice Obiora Egwuatu of the Federal High Court, Abuja on August 4, for the release of all the 12 detained associates.

Dissatisfied with the ruling, the DSS went ahead to slam five-count terrorism charges against the two aides.

Olajengbesi, in a terse statement on Friday said: “This is to officially announce the release of Amudat Babatunde Abibat AKA Lady-K and Jamiu Noah Oyetunji, the remaining two Sunday Igboho’s aides, from the State Security Service Custody today – 22nd October, 2021.

“While the matter is still a subject of litigation, we shall have no comment further on this for now.”

ALHAMDULILLAHI ROBIL ALAMEEN

DSS releases two Igboho aides after 114 days in custody

The Department of State Services (DSS) has released the remaining two aides of embattled Yoruba Nation agitator, Sunday Adeyemo, alias Sunday Igboho, who have been in custody since July 1.

The detainees’ lawyer, Pelumi Olajengbesi, confirmed their release.

The DSS had during a midnight raid of Igboho’s Soka house in Ibadan, Oyo State, arrested 12 of the activist’s allies and whisked them away to Abuja, where they were kept in detention, but 10 were released.

Those earlier released were Abideen Sh*ttu, Abdullateef Onaolapo, Ayobami Donald, Olakunle Oluwapelumi, Dikeola Ademola, Bamidele Sunday, Raji Kazeem, Taiwo Tajudeen, Tajudeen rinloye and Uthman Adelabu.

The secret police had held on to the remaining two aides despite an order by Justice Obiora Egwuatu of the Federal High Court, Abuja on August 4, for the release of all the 12 detained associates.

Dissatisfied with the ruling, the DSS went ahead to slam five-count terrorism charges against the two aides.

Olajengbesi, in a terse statement on Friday said: “This is to officially announce the release of Amudat Babatunde Abibat AKA Lady-K and Jamiu Noah Oyetunji, the remaining two Sunday Igboho’s aides, from the State Security Service Custody today – 22nd October, 2021.

“While the matter is still a subject of litigation, we shall have no comment further on this for now.”

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