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Always use Condoms for unemployed girls with latest iPhones
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👀Who noticed that normally we suppose dey April😏😏😏

Status check:Married Single Divorced Engaged confuses

It is called
ELECTROMAGNETIC PROTON CONVERTER☑️
Stop calling it CHARGER❎

You write genius for bio but you dey steal meme post

Comrade with doings!!!

Ur parents can never k!ll U

Sell that fridge and buy iPhone 😏

as a nigerian you can’t be tired of garri😗🤌🏽

you either drink it or starve😂😂💔

I don rise, na to shine remain like this

P OR N

read it again, 🤔🤔WTF

No be yesterday we enter 2022😏😏??
Wow...just woow 😮😮

I go SAPA meeting, omo people plenty oh…
I no see you😟

UNPOPULAR FACT

If you no spoil for ss2, you no go spoil again.

Good morning families👋👋

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was new year would I be allowed to visit you in between the holidays

U go just see me dey hide your purse,na wa óò😒😒🚶

I would never watch American movie again😂😂😂.
I watched an American movie where a boy broke the Television, the father came and he apologized, the dad slapped him, he was dad are you crazy😆, why did you slap me.The dad was like, son I am sorry, my emotions got me, I will never do that again. I was like wow, I need to try this out🤷.
So I decided to try it out🤣🤔. I went and broke the Television(120 inches TV) 🙆.My dad came and before I could even say anything, he slapped me😆, I found myself in the hospital. So I decided to try out what the boy said😂, I started"Dad are you crazy, why did you slap me". Report has it that I was in coma for two months🙆, when I finally regained conciousness, my dad told me that there was still one slap remaining😂😂. He slapped me again🙆,brethren since then I has been deaf in one ear and my face is twisted to one side🙆😂😆
I don't even have the ear to listen to movies again😂😂😂.
Lest I forget, do you guys know any remedy for deaf ear😅

St. Royal wrote:

Saw this somewhere and thought to share!!

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When God created Adam and Eve, He said to them:

God : I have two gifts to give you - one is to p*e standing up and...

Adam, very anxious, interrupted him screaming:
M E..! M E..! I want it, please Lord... please... please... please...
This would make life a lot easier!

Eve agreed and said those things didn’t matter to her.

So God gave Adam the gift.

Adam was amazed, screaming for joy, running through the Garden of Eden, p*eing on every tree.

He ran along the beach making drawings with his p*e in the sand.

He lit a fire and played fireman.

God and Eve stared at the mad man with happiness until Eve asked God

Eve: and... what is the other present?
God : A Brain Eve ... The brain is yours...

You know all the housemates names yet you can't pass your exams. Olofo😏😏😏

Where are my top fans na😭😭even if na only 3 I get

No matter the years I spend on earth,non of my kid will d!e before me.
Ion know about yo oo👌

Flaunt your top fan badge 📌

HOW TO RESPECT YOURSELF

1) Don't go where you're not invited, and when invited, don't overstay your welcome

2) Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours

3) Stop looking for who's not looking for you

4) Invest in yourself. Make yourself happy and successful

5) Stop saying more than is necessary.

6) Sometimes, withdraw and make yourself scarce

7) Stop entertaining gossips about other people

8) Dress well and neat always. It mustn't be expensive wears

9) Walk away from a relationship you don't feel valued and appreciated

10) Reduce how you visit some people, especially if they don't reciprocate

11) Except they owe you money, two call attempts are enough. If they value you, they will call you back

12) Be a giver more than a receiver

13) Treat everyone nice

14) Always apologize when you're at fault

15) Always keep to your words. Don't promise what you can't deliver.

People decide how to treat you; but it's you who decides how they would keep treating you. GOOD MORNING

How do you politely tell someone they have bad breath without offending them?

Some of us here pretend as if we know the meaning of
S. A. P. A
😂😏😏

I wonder where my future
Wife slept last night
This girl will not kill
Me ooh🤦

Wakie wakie👋👋time check!!
What time are you seeing this??
7:13
Gm families💕💕💕

good girl no dey pay👀🥹

since you don turn bad girl how many house you don build😂😂🥱💔

Fear who no fear women oo😂😂

Onemoto: Lincane🤏
Onemali: Alivuki🖐
Ongenalutho: Kulamula ukusa🍆🔥😭