Peaches

3 most difficult things to do in the world.

1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You can't breath when your tongue is out.

Taa put your tongue back mumu!

Call me chicken if the phone u're using wasn't bóught by someone ☺️

If you'r broke right now & you wont mind 1k, pls send me your acct details
Let me add it to my morning prayer request 🙄🙏

Abeg
Which junction can someone stand and wait for a relationship that will lead to marriage
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

On my way to the market this morning, I saw money on the floor.
I didn’t touch it to avoid turning to Yam🥲
The total money was 72,500🙄💫

I have six brothers and each of my six brothers have six brothers how many are we

What does it mean for a crowd of mad people to bow to you as you're sitting on a throne with a crown on your head in a dream?

If you are offered 750 Million naira not to ever get married, will you accept that cheap offer?

Going to bed at night and coming out still alive and strong enough in the morning is enough to thank God. Insert Amen ♥️🕊️

My boyfriend mistakenly cooked rice with anoninting oil
We have been speaking in tongues since morning 😂😂😂😂😂

I need a Nickname☺️

Call me the last thing you bought today 😋🤭

😳It's hurt so much when you know that you're a virgin, but people don't believe you, simply because you have children!🙄🙄😜

If what we eat mostly shows on our faces,what will show on your face?
Don't lie

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Yahoo Boy 👦 carry ashawo go hotel,
Ashawo steal his iPhone 13pro Max and forget her pant
Abeg who loose 🤣🤣😂
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If you see this post indeed you're an active member.
Can We know where you are chatting from 😍😍

Rain is falling and your child say"daddy come inside before thunder fire you"is it an insult or care?

Imagine buying a phone for ur younger sister and her boyfriend 👱 seized it, what will u do?
Make I sit down laugh small 🤣🤣🤣

My helper don see me for where I dey tell bike man to keep the change

My own don finish 😒🤪

COMPOUND PROBLEM! Since yesterday my neighbor has been shouting my 65,000 is missing & d money is 60,000 I hate lies in my life 🤔

😂👌 what is dat thing you can never reject no matter how angry you are 🤔🧐😄🚶🧑‍🦯

Learn how to pray so that you'll not be repeating EVERLASTING KING OF GLORY 20 times😒

I tell you say ur the most handsome man in the world and u believe 🤣🤣

Me wey no even get international passport, where I don go before kwanu 🤣🤣

If you dey wish me bad , drop aza . You sef don try , e no easy to challenge who God don bless 🤷🏼‍♀️🙏

I do not serve a leaving GOD

GOD does not exit

Ladies, may you not meet a man that will give you ₦300million just to knack you.

ASHAWO is not our portion.
God forbid! I want to hear a LOUD Amen🙏🙏

I will be giving out 20 people to 5k each

Oya let’s go ✌️

A plate of rice is 650 for local restaurant
5k for hotel😁
But free in prison
I no fit advise you again, the choice is urs🤷🏼‍♀️

If you had another chance to have a pillow fíght with you Ex, what will you put inside the pillow?
😅😂