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Currently plantain cost past bitcoin 🤡

But seriously eee, wetin you want do with person downfall

They say date rich man you say no, na me you want date suffer no dey tire you

Should i buy iPhone or car?

This 5k is giving me sleepless nights

We the admins apologise for not keeping you guys entertained for long

You no get money, you dey baff😡

Who you wan see?

It sardines me to hear someone's name is Titus😂

Once 2021 begins to behave like 2020.
Omo I don go carry trumpet 🎺 blow
I can't wait any longer🚶😅

Admins went on vacation lol

At my age😑
I still don't know if sugarcane is a fruit, vegetable, grass or soft drink😏

Me as a doctor 👇
madam e be like say needle don remain for your stomach ooo

Proud boyfriend's what's the name of your girlfriend ❤️❤️

What does it mean, if your wife hit you with her leg at midnight😳
Coz I'm newly married... 🤷😏😏🙄

ME AS A SURGEON👇

Oga abeg which one be ya liver cox I don cut everything here ooh😂

ME AS A BUS DRIVER👇

omo break don fail ooh
Wahala for who Neva repent 😂

Education was the key until our leaders changed the padlock🔗
😂😂

Omay lay was arrested in Uganda cos he was bad influence

My friend donated one kidney they paid him 6 million naira

I brought 20 kidneys they called the police 😭😭😭

Keep checking your HIV status every two months 🙄
One day you will surely get what you're looking for 😒

🚶🚶🚶

No matter how old I am ✊

If I see a plastic bottle I'm kicking it😀

cum in her eyes so she can't Semen😂✌

You think life is frustrating?😂
Have you ever tried eating spaghetti with a rubber spoon?😂😂

The spag will just be forming slay Queen for you😂😂😂

Make I put am? E don enter?
E tight? Is it paining u?
Should I remove it?

Shoe sellers with their yeye questions!😂😂🙄

She: babe where is this relationship heading to?

Me: Any where fuel finish I drop you
😂

I want to be in a relationbike cox Ship carries too many people😂😂

Me: Hi
She: Hello
Me: I'm john
She: Chapter what?
😢😢

On my wedding day there will be a break when you all will go to your respective home.
Eat and then come back🙃

My Chinese name is
Minogetshishi

Say it slowly 😔

Memers don't like posts we react😁😂

Even if you post RIP I will haha it😁😂😂

I remember the day my mom flogged me cos I was looking for my tooth brush in the pot of soup