Bannies dread comedy

Many were called few were chosen
Many were given birth to today but they exist no more I still exists
It have been all good for me it's another 365 days
Am plus 1
Thank you for sunshine Lord🌞
Thank you for rain💭
Thank you for joy😆 thank you for pain😭
It's a beautiful day and it's my birthday
Happy birthday to me
The one and only
ÌƁ Iɓ Møneƴ
Happy birthday to my humble self🎂🎂💕❣️🤩
Long life🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Happy birthday to my little cousin sis my worry worry sis
More years ahead ❣️❣️❣️❣️

How do I look guys 😚

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Albino throw neighbor pikin up,he no see pikin catch again.Pikin don fall die.Na the matta make me never comot for house today😳😬

Open the book of lies
Chapter 1:1
' I can't breath without u'
Someone read for me the next verse.😃😃😃😃

Since our neighbour bought a new sound system, we have suffered,he now uses mic to call his children 🤣😂

Keke man day fight passenger with knife because he pay #90 instead of #100😢🥺

And i sit down for back with #40🥲😅🤣

PRANK!!!!! If you trust ur boyfriend,drop his username make i ask him to send his girlfriend pic,if it's u.i owe u 1k

I wanted to send "l love u" to my BF and l mistakenly sent it to my landlady, she replied l love u too stop paying house rent😋😋

I can never date a short girl again
Imagine usher in the church is dragging my girlfriend to children's department 🤣🤣🙆🙆😏

*A black man with a pink cap enters a red compound with a black gate to deliver yoghurt*. 😋😋
*Oya Legends* 🤣🤣🤣

"Baby pls off de light, am shy"
Na lie ooo
She tied her p*nt wit rubber band
🚴🚴🚴‍♀️🚴🚴‍♀️🚴🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

She told me baby I'm pregnant the way I shouted on the phone even MTN said
calm down dear customer u are innocent 😂🤣

The Most Annoying Soup To Steal Meat From Is ogbono Soup, The Line Can Even Follow You To Another Country
😒😏🤔

Imagine we are in heaven, eating our daily bread and Satan passed with shawarma, some girls will be like
Satie baby 🤣🤣🤣

Garri and relationship which one sweet pass
🤣🤣
Don't lie
🤔🤔

If ur boyfriend is able to argue wit a bike man over ₦50 in ur presence. Just know u ar in a serious relationship😒🙄🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

Did you know that POS means POT OF SOUP , 🙄.
Them no go teach you that one for school. Itibolibo 🥴

Na why i no dey like go occasion with my grandma😏
She go chop finish remain meat🍗carry am for hand dey find me🤦‍♀️😡😡

I overheard a guy saying women are like recharge card,u use Dem and throw away 😥😯
So I asked him which network is his mother😹😂

Happy birthday to me
Long life and prosperity
🙏