MALOS ARTZ

We Slept last night, he watched over us & woke us up again. he's God.🥺😍

Forever blue 💙💯

This is situation Report from FCT Abuja today: trekking have started:

I PRAY GOD GRANT ALL OUR HEARTH DESIRES AS WE'RE STEPPING INTO THE NEW YEAR 2023 WE MOVE 🏃❤

No animal can run faster than a girl with makeup when its rainy 😂

Dey don lodge your babe
U dey street dey blow banger
Wow Omo olodun 😂😂

TODAY IS BIRTHDAY 🎊 PRAY FOR ME FAMS ❤💯

Chelsea v man city
Tonight 🍿

Chelsea why 😔
🖕 brighton

CHELSEA 1-0 MAN U
😁

Ohhh wrong ball thiago 😜😂

1. If You Are Looking For Wealth, Somebody Is Looking For Health.

2. If You Are Looking For Health, Somebody Just Dīed.

3. If You are Looking For Power, Somebody Has Acquired And Used it And Is Now Powerless.

4. Each Time You Drive A Fancy Car, Somebody, Somewhere Is Dyīng In A Car Crash.

5. Each Time a New Mansion Springs From The Earth, A New Grave is Dug Below The Earth.

6. Each Time You Throw Away A Morsel, Somewhere, Somebody is Searching For a Morsel To Survive.

7. Each Time You Throw Food Into Dustbin, Someone Is Looking For Remnant To Eat.

8. Each Time You Ask God To Promote or Change Your Present Situation, Someone Is Praying to Get To Your Present Situation.

9. For Each Smile On The Planet, There's a Drop Of Tear In Another Place On The Planet.

10. For Each Celebration Of Childbirth, There Are Teārs of Burial.

11. Each Time You Urinate Or Drink Water, Remember Someone Is Using Pipe For The Same Purpose.

Always Be Thankful❤️

Enjoy your day babyyyyys 🥺❤️

God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏
Happy Sunday ❤

Be grateful 🙏

✍️Just in case you don't know me😁 this are my bio 🧸

1. REAL NAME: Oladayo 🤝

2. NICKNAME: Malos or baggio jr

3. GENDER: Male

4. NATIONALITY: Nigerian

5. SCHOOL: Oxford University

6. HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from
live lions ; catching bullets with
bare hands; jogging up and
down mount Everest.

7. MY RECORDS : Skinned a
crocodile alive, held breathe
under water for
2months_3weeks_6hours_4mins
and 45seconds. Hence, traveled
around the world in a Day.

8. GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS:
Went to heaven to charge my
phone, fluent in 10,598
languages, first Man to land on
the sun 🌞 .

9. EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
Couldn't kill 100 bears with a
single punch , though 99 died
and the last one is now imbecile

10. PROUDEST MOMENT: When a
cobra died after biting me.

11. HARDEST MOMENT: Jumped
out of an airplane and landed
safely on a football pitch.

12. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like bragging or lying..

Thank you💜😁

As we all are going out to search for what to eat may we not overcome whatever will eat us 🙏...... Say amen 💚💜

Bcuz sapa catch me, Tailor sew me cloth 👕 he no put pocket 🙆

1. Guy's before you mārry any woman allow her catch you chēāting if she doesn't kīll u then marry her.😉

2. Ladies will be calling guys bāby and still ask us 4 money, please do bby's have money?🤔🤷

3. A cup of RICE contains 8564 pieces don't buy if it's not complete,I will count GARRI tomorrow😁

4. Kīssing your bøyfriend when he's sleeping is one of the gesture of love, but in 9ja ladies will be searching for his chat and text Messages 😄

5. On my wedding day, shørt people will not be served food. I can't wāste my food on people that will not grøw again.
Aiii who stone me🙆 🏃

6. I know a girl who used 7k to snap studio pix Last month just for her birthday, up till now she Has 13likes & 3comments So my sister no be camera if u ugly u ugly.😢🚶

7. My brother, don't be annøyed when a girl ignores your message.. Most of them don't know how to read and write🤗🤔

8. On my wedding day, I would surprise people ehn..

Venue: Lagos state
Reception: Nasarawa state

I cannot come and feed the nation mbok🙄

9. Being a man is not easy, no make up, no wig Nothing ..... If you are ūgly, you're ugly, nothing can save you except Møney.😚

10. There is a Relationship am Watching 😂
Just One ☝️ Mistake... Just Only One☝️ Fiammm!!!! Am In!!

11. Kids of today can't even study with candle😒 In our time,we study using lightening.Once it flashes "Pyaaa", 3 pages down🙆

12. Musa!! Oya come here... Na Who Thīef 0ne Meat Wey dey Inside pot Wey i deh reserve for your Papa?

Mama I don't Know..ooo Ask Desmond Elliot I saw him using toothpicks this morning 🙆

13. I Know am Ūgly😩 but Whenever I Watch Hausa Movies i feel Free😌

14. I don't Blame the pit toilet to be so high like Antenna and also get Steps for Back Na Desmond Elliot wey be the toilet contractor i deh blame🤣👉 (old joke)

15. Nigerian fathers can see you on the road and act like no be Him Born you

Sometimes my Dad sees me on the road and greet me "Good Afternoon Sir! "😲

16. See as my Data dey Drain like N5 pure wa

How i was embarrassed in secondary school by my crush🥺💔

Back then in jss1, i had a crush on this girl in my school, she was very beautiful, light-skinned and tall. We were close, even my friends started calling us husband and wife.

To cut the long story short, one of my friends asked me to write a love letter to her. I was shy at first but i picked up courage and i wrote it.

I started the letter with "As i pick my golden pen from the garden of love".🤦🏾‍♂️ wrote a few more paragraphs
And ended it with "please accept my request because you are the egg in my egg-roll, without you I'm just a bonce.

After writing i sneaked the letter into her school bag.

The next day, i was surprised when i saw the girl with her Soldier Dad and her mom in my class along with my school principal holding the letter and a long fat cane in his hands.

I was called to read the letter aloud in front of the whole school, everyone was laughing at my bad grammar. After that, i was flogged in front of my crush and the whole school🥺

O GOD AS WE ARE STEPPING OUT TODAY LET BLESSINGS COME OUR WAY 🙏

Manchester united fans
How are you doing😉...........
Make I no loud am ____

Gm famz... 💝
Let's use just 1 secs to thank God for the gift of life 🌹🙏❤

Let's thank God for witnessing another day by saying
Thank you God ❤️🙏

Appreciate you all for the 14k likes
Much love famz🥰

Have a great 🇬🇧 Sunday ahead famz
MAMALOS ARTZRMALOS ARTZove you all ❤🌹.....

Let Thank God.... He woke us again❤🙏
So grateful 🌹

Its been almost two years I sketch 📏 this politicians 😶... Who do u prefer to be the next ➡️ president of Nigeria 🇳🇬
??😂
😂
Buhari out 👉
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Portrait drawing of Sir Alex Ferguson of Manchester united
Pencil 📝 portrait drawing 🖍
❤
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New week ☀more blessings🌈 famz
🌹💯❤

May we not die on💯 our way looking for a better life 🌹🙏

Hey 👋 famz
Here is my portrait drawing 🖍 of JuJude BellinghameJude Bellinghamf Dortmund
💙❤💙❤ that was my first pencil 📝 work 💼

Let's thank God for waking us up again today 🌹❤🙏

I really 🙏 appreciate everyone for😎 building 🌇 the page with the 1k ✅🌈likes, 💯☀let keep it up guyz...MALOS ARTZZ ❤ you all....... 😘

The terrorist that attacked the Owo Ondo catholic church ⛪️ had been arrested

Still loading guyz...... 😉
Na to dey see where to charge phone to work 💼 cuz dis Nigerian 🇳🇬 nepa don collect curse 🙂

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Work from my boss ☀

Let's thank God 🙏 for waking us up again 🌹

Congratulations to Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu for winning the APC presidencial candidate 🌹❤💙

May God save us and be with us
Imagine terrorist attacked a catholic church in Ondo alot of people died cold blooded 😔
What's this country Nigeria 🇳🇬 turning into?