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Let every door that is closed in our lives be opened.

We shall experience a great lift in our lives. Ofo 🥰

Ututu oma umu oma 👌✊

Forgiving a wife that had s^x with another man will always be the hardest thing a husband can ever face in his marriage!

You can also start making money on social media.

Boredom p*ll💊💊

1..If a woman looks at u while she's silent nd suddenly say.."Hmmmm"🙆‍♂️be careful, she's discussing wit Satan about yur case😆

2..After my neighbor submitted his application, he discovered he wrote..✍️Dear madman 🙆‍♂️instead of Dear madam🥺😆

3..Is when you stop dating them, they wil be like.."I have plans for u but u f**k up!"🤦🏾‍♂️
MR. Events planners😆

4..There is nothing confusing like LIFE after NYSC..😞

U might even dey think of opening yur own CHURCH🙆‍♂️😆😆

5..Small quarrel, u don change her name From *My heart* to *Felicia umaru..some guys no dey get patients at all😂😂

6..My friend is preparing stew with chicken dat slept wit almost all d c***s in my area..God forbid,I won't eat dat pr°st|tute🙄

7..We hav found the person who said.."HE WHO FINDS A WOMAN, FIND HAPPINESS "
He is seriously apologizing 😂😂

8..In Nigeria here,we don't greet good morning..we simply say *money oo* and d person will reply money my brother😂

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1) Please Don't Only Márry A Beautiful wife, Marry an Educated Wífe, so when You offénd Her, she'll tell you "It's Nót fáir oo", Instead Of Standing Náked and using Her Pánt to swéar for you 😭😂😂😂

2) Who else Noticed That when The Exam is really hârd, You'll Start Coúnting The Roófing Shéets they used to Build the Exam hall😭😂

3) Nkechi, your mate are Putting their ríngs On their hands, you're Putting yóurs in your Nóse, Please, are You éngaged to oxygen and Carbon dioxide 🙉😂😂

4) ME AS A LAWYER : Abeg, Judge, No dey Shoút For Me jare, Instead Of you to Ask For The Pépper Soup , You're Búsy making Nóise!😋😂😂

5) When Jamb named the Book LIFE CHANGER, you thought They were Playing!....
Now, Jamb is advising You that The Only Polytechnic You can enter is Polybag 🙆🙆😭😂😂😂😂

6) Have You been so bróke that you started Guessing Récharge Card 😂😂😭

7) It's Only In Nigerian Films that You'll see Cassava Stems and Banana Trees in their Evíl Forest, Now the Question is : Shey Húnger too dey Wiré Evíl Spírits? 🙆😭😂😂

8) Who else Noticed That When You don't Have data, You'll start thinking of many things to ask Google, but when Data comes, Boom, Bráin blánk!😭😂😂

9) When a Guy says I LÓVE YOU
Americans: Awwnn, I'm Blúshing 🙈🙈
British: I lóve You more
Nigerian: I know Why You Lóve Me-; Because You're Owíng My Mother #100 for the Bread You bought 🙆😂😂😂

10) If you have been Búying her Aírtime, but She doesn't cáll you or maybe Reply lately...
Don't get upsét Dear 😔,even the one who bought the phóne for Her has been blócked 😭😭😭😂😂

11).About 70% of child's intélligence is ácquired from the móther😳
So take a loók at your gírlfriend very well... Are your chíldren safe, Or "WE GO MÁNAGE AM!!" 🙆😭😭😭😂😂

12) A Sixteen year old girl called you Fóol and you're happily smíling, But When your Wife Híssed at you, You Sláp her,
Come fórward Sir, Don't Be Scáred, I can't Do ánything to you, Just Cóme forward....Lay Your hand In This Altár and Cry to God "Oh Gód Of Thúnder and Firé, Any Human Being that has Décided to use My Braín To Pláy Ixbét, Dieeee by fíre" 💥🙇😳😭😂😂😂😂

13) Beyónce's Net Wórth is 850 míllion dóllars, with 22 Grámmies and over 100 míllion Album sales, and still fórgive Jay Z when he Chéated..
And You with your two pánties won't make pérson rést, Chánge this year oo 😳🤭😭😭😂😂😂😂

14).You Went to Europe for just three months and come back with a bleáched skin...when we ask you you sáy, It's Because of the Wéather😳🤨
Do you really know how many yéars Ngolo Kante and Paul Pogba has Lived There🙆😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😂

15) My Brother, please, If Don't Fáll in lóve with a Girl Who dyéd Her Hair,
If She can dye her Nátural Hair from Black to Purple, What's your Déstiny that she Can Chánge 😳😟😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

16) Cutie, One thing About Me is that, I Dón't Consider Myself So Spécial to Snúb People😔, That's Total Unfaírness;... But I consider Myself Spécial in Having Friends, With People who Lóves to have Me as their Fríend 🥺, You Can ádd Me as Your Friend, So Anytime you Come Onliné, You'll always Be Smiling And Happy😘😢😔

You can't Be Bóred AT ALL when I'm your Friénd, You'll Always Be Happy to the Fullest 🙈😔🥺

I'll be Happy to Have you as My Friend 🙏😔🥺

Can I Just get a Friend Request from you, Please I'm begging you, Just A Friend Request🥺🙏😭

My Lóve please Open my Profile and ádd 😔🙏👉 and Romance

Laugh till you forget to sleep 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
1. Yesterday I was toasting some gal for love💜.. She ask me I hope U R not a player like other men I replied.. I am an ATHLETES.. I don't play with relationship but I run with it
ladies think getting a right man is easy
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2. It's over between us
These words will make you search for your shoes in the fridge!
Am talking from experience
Don't argue with me
3. Just bcuz I ask for ur number, U already acting like queen of England.
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Sista, listen. Asking for ur number doesn’t mean I will call you
sometimes I just like keeping new contacts
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4. Some people are still wondering why they are short
Haha let me tell you the truth
Its because your father👴 tried to pull out
So the Rest Of your Height landed on bedsheet
Nobody shld talk to me
This is not my handwriting
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5. TEACHER: Akpos, pay attention to what I'm teaching or get out. Akpos stands up and as he was walking through the door the teacher asked...
TEACHER: Where the hell are you going?
AKPOS: I don't have money💵 for attention sir.
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6. Just because I don't like cooking doesn't mean I can't cook........have you tasted my hot water🛁 before? chai.....lord u will lick ur cup
7. Nobody can give me headache when panaldo is.. 50 #.....nobody can break my heart💔 when super glue is 30 #. Just with 80 am safe
8. My drunk friend came to my haoz this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreed locks.... fada lord.......😂😂
9. I used to see Ladies wearing toe rings thinking it's just for fashion, not knowing they are engaged to short guys who couldn't reach their fingers
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10. Foolishness is when your name is Solomon but you have only one girlfriend.
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What a waste of a name!!!!!!!
11. Some ladies should put Learner sign (L) in the back of their high heel shoes cz u can't just be walking like a newly born Goat🐏 infront of me
12. Blessed is the hand that like this Jokes for he shall never be bored

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Nothing excites the uneducated than seeing a Graduate struggling to find a job.😥

I see someone jumping and dancing,🕺🏽💃🏿 shouting the LORD has done it. Who's this person?🤔🤔😃☺️🌟✨

Problem no de finish oo
Dj don go play as e de pain them e de sweet us for burial
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I don't know You but You only have 1k in Ur Bank Account
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A lady was very sick in her bed and asked her husband "Honey, how long will you take to marry another lady in case I die?"🤣

Then the husband said "Honestly, my love, I can only bring another lady after your grave is completely dry"

After few days, the lady died and the husband kept on visiting her graveyard on daily basis.This took 15 years and the grave looked wet always.

One evening as he visited the graveyard, he met his brother in-law at the grave with an empty bucket and asked "Hey James what are you doing here?"

Then his brother in-law was like.

"I am here to fulfill my only sister's wish, she said I should be coming here daily to wet her grave"

The man fainted. 😆😆

Never joke with women, even in death, their jealousy still remains.

God' bless the most intelligent creation. 🤣🤣🤣

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This morning, my wife brought me a cup of coffee. I took a sip from it and tasted no milk in it.

"Baby!", I called out.
"Yes, durling",she answered.

"Didn't you buy tins of milk? You know I like my coffee with milk" I said.
"Ok, baby, I'm coming. Let me just put this things together in the kitchen" she said.

*She comes out of the kitchen to meet me in the dining room*
*Before I could say "jack!", She brought out her big breàst and started pressing her breàst milk into my cup of coffee*

"Ah, what are you doing, Esther?!" I asked angrily.
Seeing how I shouted and the infuriating expression on my face she went thus...
"Ah ah, I don't understand you again o, this man. In the night you'll suck my breàst and say you love my breàst, in the day you'll ask for cow milk. Your matter tire me o". Kindly follow my page Love And Romance if you want to be a content creator.

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