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Them don slap I witness for eye oh

1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubborn set of people 😒

2. When a stingy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material😂😂

3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are adopted😂

4. There are only two✌️ naked things that can kill a man
1. Naked wire
2. Naked woman
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They will not teach you this in school
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5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy a**s, the devil will always whisper, ''now smell your fingers my child''😂

6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... 😩 if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard 🦎 is called ‘LIZZY BABY’.🤣😂

7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.💀💀
it not easy😭

8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to buy you food is also cheating....but you are too hungry to understand that😅😅

9. White people: Sorry you dropped your money

Black People: 👞👀
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10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wetting and a witch squeezing your neck in the night😂😂

11. People say falling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best feeling ever😂😂

12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car 😳 I told him our swimming pool got burnt yesterday he blocked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competition 😂😂

13. People are busy cuddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather 😩Rain beat meoo

Only in Nigeria
Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the child is called DADDY.

Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

Welcome to Nigeria where we give
electricity to other countries but we don't have stable light in our country.

Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and
IPhone don't enter pocket.

Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help
you start-up a business.

Welcome to Nigeria where you will open
fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

Welcome to Nigeria where we buy dog and name it tiger.

Welcome to Nigeria.... A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

Welcome to Nigeria where Yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates.

Welcome to Nigeria where Barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

Welcome to Nigeria where some ladies insult yahoo boys online and sleep with them offline.

Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS
are called OMO.

Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine
cures all sicknesses.

Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called 'Aboki'.

Welcome to Nigeria where a fat rich man's child is called biggy while a fat poor man's child is called 'orobo'.😅 💔😂🙆‍♂️please friends
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✍️🤣🤣HOTEL WITH 60 FLOORS🤣🤣✍️
Sammy and his two friends went to China for vacation. Since they were new at the place, they had to stay in a Hotel. They ended up being on the 60th floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the elevator is shut down.🚷

The next day, rented a car explored the City, enjoyed themselves and arrived at the hotel pass midnight. The elevators had been shut down. There was no other way to get to their room than to take the Stairs all the way to the 60th floor.

The first friend said🗣️"For the first 20 floors, I will tell Jokes to keep us going (pointing👉🧔 to the second friend) you'll say Wise Stories to the next 20 floors, and (pointing to sammy) you'll cover the final 20 floors with Sad Stories". They all nodded in agreement...🤝😌

They started telling jokes., with lots of laugh and joy, they reached the 20th floor. The second friend started telling stories full of Wisdom. They had learnt a lot on that...As they reached the 40th floor, Dennis started telling sad stories. They all felt bad about the story and almost cried as it was full of disappointment and horrible memories🤔💭, they got so tired and couldn't wait to reach the 60th floor, so that the sad story would end.🤐
They continued climbing the stairs with their last strength as sammy continued his stories.🌬️

Getting to the 60th floor, sammy said 🗣️"Now it's time to end the sad stories, my last sad story is that, I forgot the key to the room in the Car".🙂😁
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✍️🤣THE POISONED BEANS🤣✍️

Rumor went round that some people poisoned beans in year 2015, after I bought half bag already, I started thinking how I will just throw away half bag of beans just like that and I have even cooked 3 cups🍜, so I decided to give my dog to eat first , to know if the dog go die🐩 , 50 mins later bingo was still alive, so I decided to eat my own beans, I entered the kitchen and eat more than half of the pot😋, suddenly I heard My gateman sammy shouting🗣️" Bingo don die oh 😥" my soul left my body I ran inside and started drinking red oil to the point I drank more than 2 eva bottle of mama nkechi palm oil, chew 25 kola with 3 long bitter leaf stems🤦‍♂️, I also swallowed aloe Vera as treatment combo , even Garlic and onions were like honey in my mouth🏺🙂

The way am sweating self😓, you will think am working in bakery, I was just thinking how was going to die, so I came out just to receive fresh air before I die🛌🤧

Then sammy the gateman said🗣️"Boss the driver that killed bingo wants to beg you😁🙏
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✍️🤣CONVERSATION GONE WRONG😂✍️

🧔sammy drops lady👩 at home🏡, he puts his hand on the wall by the gate for support, leans close to her👫

🧔sammy: Can I kiss you?👩‍❤️‍👨

👩Lady: Not now, I'm at home.🏡❤️

🧔sammy: Pleaseeeeeeeee!😳🙏

👩Lady : No😔

🧔sammy: You were too sweet in bed today.😊🛌

👩Lady: Woooow! You too, full of energy. I could not believe we did it four times🍆🍑

🧔sammy: Let me kiss you good night👩‍❤️‍👨

👩Lady: Someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.👩🙈

🗣️This goes on for ten minutes⌚, then the lady's👩🧔 brother appears at the gate and says 🗣️"Dad says whether you kiss him or not👩‍❤️‍👨, it's your decision, but tell that bastard😒 to remove his hand from the intercom button (⚫) everyone in the house is listening to your conversation and you are disturbing the prayer session🙏🗣️

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