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Aunty that he dated you for 7years doesn't mean he will marry you
My uncle read medicine for 6years today his a DJ
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You jumped into bed with Him because you both had CHEMISTRY. Okay, when BIOLOGY Happens, Hope He Has The FINANCIAL ACCOUNTING To Take Care Of Your HOME ECONOMICS. Especially With The ECONOMICS of this present Region of GEOGRAPHY Called Africa. Young Girl, First do the MATHEMATICS, Analyze His COMMERCE. Forget Grammar whether He Speaks ENGLISH LANGUAGE or FRENCH then with these STATISTICS, Carry out a SOCIAL STUDY Of Our Present GOVERNMENT To be Sure Before Entering. Make Sure That Your PHYSICS Defy the Laws Of Weakness. Prepare Yourself Mentally, Spiritually, Emotionally And Financially, If not, Your Life Will Turn Into a LITERATURE for others to read And Learn.😄😄😄😄

AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.....MY DEAR IF YOU MISS THIS WRITE UP WHAT WILL YOU TELL YOUR FUTURE......

It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you to choose weather to give or not,, as a lady you need to know that s*x can't keep a man.. (S*x isn't enough)
NOT ALL MEN NEED S*X
There are two major factors ladies complain about s*x in a relationship:
√ After giving him my body he left me..
√ He left because I refused to have s*x with him..

NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)
Ladies Listen, S*x isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside S*x, Please remain Single...
A man can't stay with you because his having s*x with you....

Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple n juice style, step pillows style, etc ...
Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?
Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...

Men respect ladies that know what domestic work is
Men love and appreciate a woman who is good and excellent in multi-tasking
Men respect and honor ladies that wakes up very early in the morning to make sure that the kitchen is set.

Men respect ladies that keep their eyes at home than those that their eyes are always outside
Men love bravo ladies
S*x is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.

You need to build yourself beyond s*x.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.

*What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with b***s or hips. Because all these will fail but what you have upstairs will remain.

Your husband complains because you think that you know it but you don't know it. Just do what your own husband wants and not what men want...
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Lesson in Life

A wise man sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
Everyone laughed like crazy.
After another moment, he cracked the same joke again.
This time less people laughed.
He cracked the same joke again & again.
When there was no laughter in the crowd,
he smiled & said :
You can't laugh at the same joke again & again, but why do you keep crying over the same thing over & over again?

"My philosophy is: What people say about me is none of my business. I am who I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And that makes life easier.-- We live in a world where funerals are more important than the deceased, marriage is more important than love, looks are more important than the soul. We live in a packaging culture that despises content."

Unstop Able

Don't let the expectations and opinions of other people affect your decisions. It's your life, not theirs. Do what matters most to you; do what makes you feel alive and happy. Don't let the expectations and ideas of others limit who you are. If you let others tell you who you are, you are living their reality – not yours. There is more to life than pleasing people. There is much more to life than following others' prescribed path. There is so much more to life than what you experience right now. You need to decide who you are for yourself. Become a whole being….

“Realize your youth while you have it. Don’t squander the gold of your days, listening to the tedious, trying to improve the hopeless failure, or giving away your life to the ignorant, the common, and the vulgar. These are the sickly aims, the false ideals, of our age. Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing”
― Oscar Wilde

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I wish I was a girl
Just sit down doing nothing
And be begging for data here and there

I PRAY FOR YOU TODAY, THIS MONTH OF MARCH WILL FAVOUR YOU, YOU ARE MATCHING FORWARD IN JESUS NAME

"8 WOMEN YOU MUST AVOID AS A STRUGGLING YOUNG SINGLE MAN"

1) Avoid a broke woman who depends on you for money and spend it unnecessarily , She's a financial vampire and parasite, she will ruin you and date another man

2) Avoid an arrogant woman who doesn't takes instructions, corrections and direction from you. But love so much fake life , that always pressure you to buy any latest expensive trending materials , as a STRUGGLING YOUNG SINGLE MAN you can't go far with such woman

3) Avoid an agree woman who's always quarreling and fighting with you, who disrespect you and give you no peace.

4) Avoid a woman who's surrounded by many men , who she calls her friends or bestie. Those men are your replacement waiting for your relationship to have problems and then they will move in and replace you.

5) Avoid a woman who doesn't want to listen to your simple explanation but always want what she need from you and doesn't care how you will go about risking your life to get it for her

6) Avoid woman, that's without handwork and she's not ready to learn any , the economic is not favorable, you may not have money always as a husband or boyfriend , most men you see out there, their wife is their backbone financially , having a good plan together with your wife is the secret of most men success

7 ) Avoid high demanding woman , you can never get or achieve ur dreams with such woman ,as a STRUGGLING YOUNG SINGLE MAN

😎 Avoid woman who doesn't appreciate your little efforts to make her okay , such woman doesn't think of the past sacrifices , if she sees any boy that is doing more better than you she will leave you.

Men, always be guilded...

Dear MEN,

Sometimes, I wonder where you draw your strength from. You stay months without buying clothes for yourself all because you want to put food on the table

You stay hungry so that your family can eat and survive.

Sometimes, you leave home with no direction but still be able to come back home with money.

I know how you have denied yourself so many basic things so that your kids can have a better life.

Your parents look up to you for survival whether you have a job or not,you just have to provide

You pay huge bride price to marry a woman you love and end up taking care of her family, her siblings and even your very own

You have to fight tirelessly for your parents, wife, and children.

Dear men, may God almighty bless you all with long life and sound health to enjoy the fruits of your labour, amen🙏🙌.

Dear Lady.

"OUR WIFE"

In an attempt to know a Guy who is serious about marrying you, the LEAST place to get confirmation from are HIS FRIENDS.

A guy can introduce you to his friends, they'll even be calling you "OUR WIFE, we've heard a lot about you" whereas they are fully aware you are the 5th on the list.
Next are HIS SIBLINGS

A guy can introduce you to his siblings and be using you to catch cruise.

His siblings can't really hold him to ransom.

There are siblings who will even collaborate and cover for their cheating brother.
HIS PARENTS are next

Here, one can be a bit sure of his intentions.

But there are few that can still introduce you their parents as a scope to get what they want, whereas they are playing lawn tennis with you.
YOUR PARENTS

This is more fail proof than his Parents, no guy wants to go to this length when he knows he only plans to sleep with you and move on.

80% of Playboys will avoid your parents like a plague by all means possible.
SPIRITUAL AUTHORITY.

Almost every guy who is fake would not want to go here.

98% of play boys will not want to take a lady to see their Pastor (if they even have a Pastor) or go to see her Pastor or see their Pastor (where the guy and lady are in the same Parish).

Just tell a guy "go and tell Pastor, come and see my Pastor" and you'll see weevils separating from beans..

How ever, some daredevils will still go to this length just to sleep with you.

Dear Lady,

I will Marry you is not enough guarantee that a guy is genuine.

Meet my friends is not

Meet my Parents is good,

I want to come and see your Parents is better

Lemme see Your Pastor is betterer.

Identifying the genuine Fear of GOD in him and CLOSING YOUR LEGS till marriage is best.

Close your Legs till your Wedding night.

Some guys are daredevils. Don't allow yourself be scammed.

Follow Oluchi Jovita

Never leave people who don't tell you what you want to hear, but tell you what you need to hear.

The way e dey do me now, your hello fit cause querrel.

*Between a LADY that ask for money 💰 on a first date,*

and a GUY that ask for s*x on a first date, who's the scammer

To us who push life without rich parents🥺🥺😪, May God answer our prayer Amen 🙏😪😔

The Lord bless and keep you 🙏🏻
May He cause his light to shine upon you 🙏🏻

To Women, 🫂💕

You will never convince a man to love you.

Find a man who answers when you call and texts back within minutes rather than days.

Find a man that gives you clear cut answers and doesn’t leave you wondering where you stand.

Find a man that wants to make you a part of his life rather than a chapter in his book.

Find a man who doesn’t take years and years to figure out what he wants from you.

Find a man who respects, celebrates and encourages your individuality, your education, your spirituality, and your growth.

Remember It is never asking too much from a man to be considered a priority.

Find a man who is genuinely interested in you and pursues you on a daily basis.

Find a man who asks you to go to church with him.

Find a man that never let's you go to sleep at night wondering if you still matter.

Watch how a man treats his mother. You can learn alot from how someone treats the person that brought them into this world.

Never chase a man because of his looks because one day those looks will eventually fade and what your left with is what's inside so don't be consumed by his physical traits.

Find a man who protects you and stands up for you even when you're not around.

Find a man who values you and who would never put themselves in a position to lose you.

Find a man who wakes up everyday looking for new ways to love you.

Find a man that understands it's not about giving you the world but making you feel like you're the only one in it.
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Unstop Able

I love myself because that never hurts. I am my best friend and enjoy my company. Happy birthday to me! I am thankful for all the blessings I have.

On this special day, I wish myself good health and a better life. I hope I can do everything I always wanted to achieve. Happy birthday to me!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Unstop Able many more years to me

Hustle make your girlfriend no tell you good night when she is still online

In Addy to Unstop Able
24 is the code
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Omo rain don finally fall
Atleast no heat this night 💃🏾💃🏾

💝Abraham was blessed by God. David was blessed by God. Sarah was blessed by God... You will be blessed by the same God 🥰🙏

Adam and Eve gave birth to Cain and Abel.

Cain killed Abel.

Cain went and marry.

Please, who was Cain's father in-law?

Christians, come and answer me.

Lãughter 🤣🤣🤣 moment🤩🤩 with

1. Sugar daddy order for hook-up girl, na him daughter show up,😅😅😅🏃🏃🏃

since morning this is the problem we have been solving😭😭😭😭😭

2. Stop leaving little children at your shop, I bought 10 cups of rice with just 50naira this morning 😂😂😂

I bought 100naira and they make it 30cups😅😅😍

3. Do you that crocodile was once a lizard before he joined cult? Mostly that ebikpo lizard🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

4. If I have offended you anywa,y please find a place in your street let's fight😖😈😈

I hate nonsense🤗🤗🤗

5. I pity those students wey dey study law, for country wey no get law👏👏👏

nah man you be👍👍

6. Nah football we dey argue ,which one be say Ronaldo one leg of shoe fit feed my entire family,😭😭😭

7. My English teacher said i failed my English exam,
Me: How? unpossible😁😁

8. I said meet me along the restaurant, you are inside reading their list of food😁😁

Grace finish reading and come and meet me outside, country hard🚶🏃🏃🏃🏃

9. A Ñigêria man was caught soaking garri with snow in Canada,🤣🤣

let me don't say the tribe before Yoruba people will say am wicked 😋😋😋😔😔😔

10. You guys will be asking wetin Grace do me, 😅😅

she serve me breakfast she put egile inside akamu😭😭😭😭

The problem i have with people😄😄😄 is that they would read your jokes smile & laugh and still refused Lãughter 🤣🤣🤣 moment🤩🤩 with

1. Sugar daddy order for hook-up girl, na him daughter show up,😅😅😅🏃🏃🏃

since morning this is the problem we have been solving😭😭😭😭😭

2. Stop leaving little children at your shop, I bought 10 cups of rice with just 50naira this morning 😂😂😂

I bought 100naira and they make it 30cups😅😅😍

3. Do you that crocodile was once a lizard before he react😭😭😭

Cutie 🤩😍🥰 if have made you smile😄😀😃😆 and laugh😅😂🤣😁 I pray God touches your golden heart💜💜💙 to follow me so that we can be smiling together daily 😄😄😄😄 daily
Tap👉 Pboi's world

please cutie pie 🤩😍🥰

Nawaooo everything don cost for Nigeria see person 5k

My husband cannot shout at me and I will keep quiet.
Said by someone who is not even sure of getting married.

Am writing a break up letter for my brother, please can someone help me to spell enilonga. As in, he can't take it enilonga 🙏😅

Joke VIBES🦇🧛😂
OLD JOKE BUT STILL FUNNY
✍️🤣EVERYBODY NA TH!EF🤣✍️
This morning I woke up very hungry but I had no money on me, so I went straight to my neighbour mama Favour who sell garri and food stuck to collect two cups of garri on credit as usual😔🚶‍♂️
Me🗣️"Good morning mama Favour(tried to praise her...."
Mama Favour🗣️"Hold it right there!! Don't tell me you came to buy garri on credit again"
Everyone burst into loud laughter even my crush laughed at me, I quietly went back inside thinking of where to get food"
Suddenly my friend called him that his neighbour is doing wedding ceremony and there is free food👀🥙
I set for the location but no money for transport but I took a taxi even tho I knew I didn't have money to pay so when the taxi stopped at the location, I quickly got out of the taxi and ran away 😑.
Unfortunately, there was a police officer inside the taxi and he chased me, while running I managed to get to a far distance but the police officer was catching up with me.
He shouted 🗣️"ST0P" and I stopped and raised my hands to surrender to him. 🙌😔
The police officer said 🗣️"Bro just keep on running so that I can chase you, I also don't have money to pay that Taxi driver😅😅
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Laugh jhoor 😂😅

1. Most guys will intentionally not put chairs💺in their rooms so that when a girl visits, she will have no choice but to sit on the bed 🛌. These guys are called Ministers of strategic planning and bedmatic affairs.

2. Boss 🎅: Amos you smell w**d! 🚬
Amos 🧔: With the small salary you pay me, where you expecting the smell of co***ne?

3. At a pr******te funeral ⚰️, a man shouted "Finally the two have come together!" Somebody else asked "Who and who?" The man replied, "Her legs."

4. Small kiss 😘 you don the ask me "What are we?" My dear, we are the chosen generation.

5. Everyone turns into Babalawo when eating hot yam, that moment people are native doctors by blood.🙆🏽‍♂️

6. Having a sugar daddy 🎅 is not the problem. The problem is when your mother finds out you are dating her secondary school crush.🤦

7. S*x styles 👉👌no dey finish for my neighbor room. Which one is "Baby do as if you are going back to 2021?" 🙆🏽‍♂️

8. Even if na recharge card, buy for Person for him birthday. No be everytime "May you, may you!" 🤷🏽‍♂️

9. Your boyfriend already knows who he wants to marry so if you like, continue wearing his polo 👕to the market and asking foolish questions "Baby semo or rice?"

10. When a lady visits a guy and it starts raining, that's when you know that the meal has been approved by the heavens 😋

11. Relationship is love and not matching outfits. If you want matching outfits go to prison.🚶

12. One thing with Nija weather is that, you will drink one sachet of pure water and end up urinating half bag.

13. Some friends in your list are like those songs in the play list that you always skip but can never delete.

14. You can never be careful than a woman who just had her nails 💅 done. She can use her teeth to pick money from her bag 🥰😂

15. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️
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