L o v e memz
Just for fun
Hi
YEYE BOYFRIEND YEYE BOYFRIEND
If ur PAPA no be YEYE PAPA will u depend on ur boyfriend
Abi boiz make I increase d volume
I NEED A GIRLFRIEND
DM IF YA INTERESTED
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Am back who missed me๐๐
Happy New month โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Plss ๐ u guys shuld be very careful if ya buying rat poison ๐ฎthe fake z now out ๐คplss ๐ taste before buying ๐๐
America: Tell me why
British: Tell me d reason
Nigeria: Tell me d reason why
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Can I look at ur dp nd tell u d occupation dat fits u๐ค๐ค
Names of colour names of colour....
Mine: charcoal white
You:
u wear high waist trouser during pregnancy nd wen u give birth ya asking y ur baby head look like frying pan
We never chatted or I stop chatting with u...
Enter your name
so dat I will DM
the day someone will use me as her dp ehh๐๐....I will sweep the whole country ๐๐
Pains are to be endured........buh foolishness are to be ignored ๐คท๐คท
Facebook family needed ๐ค๐ค
Pick your role๐๐
Man of God =mog
son of God =sog
Daughter of God =????
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No body use me as his/her dp
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Drop ya name lemme give u ya number ๐๐
1 crushie ๐
2 wifeyโค๏ธ
3 loml๐
4 bestie๐คฉ
5 friend ๐
I will kiss u for ๐๐
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5mins๐
10mins๐คฉ
20mins๐
30mins๐
40mins๐
1hr๐
Drop ya name๐๐๐
Hey u
Yes u
Am talking to u
Yes u reading dis post
Y didn't u go to church today
Me or iPhone 11
Remember it's me oo
If ya a pastor nd ya doing me deliverance nd I fall down ๐ฃno be annoiting oo๐forget na ur mouth odour ๐
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If ya a girl reading dis post ya now ma girlfriend iffa hear pim ya ma wife๐๐
Any body dat knw my
Best male friend ๐
Best food๐
Birthday ๐
Best female friend ๐
Crush๐๐
will be ma cover photo for one month ๐๐๐๐๐
Both of us are online nd u cannor mssg me๐คya waiting for me to chat u first๐
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If ur body is the temple of God...y do u resist pple from entering the temple
Just need a gal dat will tell me "bby am tired of my life ๐use me for money ritual ๐buh give me a befitting burial ๐"
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Apart from me who else use to be out of free data on FB ๐๐
coz I no get money ๐ดu dey snub my DM ๐ชbuh wen I guide ๐ดu go kon dey bill me๐
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Pple dat stamer get angry easily๐ซ.. don't go close to dem at dat moment coz dey can do anything ๐คบ..once dey love you ๐ dey love wit there hrt๐...buh once dey hate u๐ dey hate wit passion ๐ ๐
we are chatting nd am calling u bby,my love,loml,joml,qoml nd telling u I love u doesn't give u the chance to think I mean it
How will someone go to bank nd be knocking on the door ๐๐
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How do u say nepa don take light in English
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Omo come nd see grammar oo
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d fact dat I say u shuld excort me to go nd buy food doesn't mean I will buy for u or we will eat together
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The amount of lipstick some guys have swallowed in the kissing industry is enough to paint 3 local government schools
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You think ignoring me hurts me..I have been ignored by my own brain in the exam Hall
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I'm back who missed me