Emmy NWA orba

IF U ARE HOLDING UR PHONE RIGHT NOW TYPE…”LORD OPEN MY DOOR…🚪 👏🏾

Recharge

Recharge

Judgement day I will intentionally faint so that dey will rush me to heaven for treatment 🙄🙄🤔🤔🚴🚴🚴

I will drink poison because of u, what will u drink because of me 🙆🙆🙄🙄🤔

This one I dey see weeding ceremony every where nobody should
mistakenly marry my wife or 🙄🙄🙄🤔

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Nigeria to U.S.A. He agreed and carried them in his plane. Every place was so noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said to him "pls can you teach me how to fly the aeroplane? The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise. The mad man went in, after some minutes, every where was silent as if an angel entered the plane. After some minutes the mad man came back and told him that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM THAT MADE THEM TO KEEP CALM. The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.
The pilot fainted. 💔😂🙆‍♂️please friends
If you come across this I plead you bless me with a FOLLOW. It will help my page show me love ❤️ please I’m pleading 🌹🙏🏽🙏🏽

Dressing wait and take(half naked) walking on the road can only attract wait and take boys to you be wise. Real men don't eat uncovered food. Beware of cholera 🙄

The news circulating that I want to marry Dangote's Daughter is not True 🙄🙄
How can I marry a daughter of a Cement Seller 😏😏

Because we met on funeral You save my number as Burial boy 😥😥""Your Papa Na Undertaker 🙄 🙄🙆

Am still wondering if a sugarcane is a
Tree,fruit,grass or soft drink 🙄

Anytime I remember that I'm
still a virgin.
Tears Fall from my eyes 😭
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

If not for the fact that my mother begged me to stop fighting, this army man I saw with my girlfriend chai! Wetin I for do am ehh!!!

5ant+5ant =tenant
5qu+5qu=thank you
2qu+2qu=
Do the maths
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1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wandering why you are still reading this
8. You saw that mistake, right?
(On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said "saw you" not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time now keep scrolling on your Facebook!😂🤪😜
Add up❣️

Look at your Contacts do you have 5 people you can call if you need 50k
🙄🙄🤔🤔

Nkechi don dey vomit since morning for our compound, me I wan travel to my village I hate nonsense🙄🚴🚴🚴

Before you post anything on social media, Biko,
first check the spelen to avoid insalt and desgreze to ur fameley.🙄🙄🙄🙄

We no longer cry after break up
We just act like Cashiers in bank ;
NEXT CUSTOMER please.. 😎🙄
No time🚶🚶

I bought bicycle as birthday gift for my GF and she rejected it.. glory be to God now am like this 🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵🚵

I pushed down my mum just to make my girlfriend happy but we broke up yesterday. Who am I ??

Everyday people dying but you are still alive not even sick talkless of to die... 🙏why can't you go on your knees and say god thanks for keeping me alive 🙏

😭😭😭
You have been Facebooking since morning ☹️ use two secs and thank God for keeping you ALIVE 🤷‍♂️

Meet your church mate and exchange contacts 😄😄
Hi living Faith 🌺

2k card for any Guy that doesn't get a reply from a Babe 😏😂😂

Girlfriend needed

Dm ASAP let's build a future together 😀😀

Mathew Kings

U no get shishi u dey fall in love
Na motivational quotes u wan use hold her?😂😂

U are not happy with ur marriage,
But every year ur wife dey carry belle

Who are u decieving
🙄🙄🙄

Draw circle 6 times on ur keyboard, and see the way ur forefathers speak English then...🤣🤣

Omo Satan think say he dey wise, let's disgrace him by laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🧑‍🦯🤣🤣

Emmy NWA orba updated their website address.

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Dear Future wife
Once I marry you
You will not Facebook again
😁😁😁

Breakup is not painful 😞
What pains is finding out that you have been loyal for Nothing 🤧🙄🙄

So finally finally
This is the reason why una wan kïïl una self
E no even sweet self ☹️🙄🙄🚶🚶🚶

To my unborn children...
Am not the one delaying ur arrival's, na una mama still dey follow yahoo boys😡😔🥺

I need a serious relationship with a girl that can be my wife tomorrow

But everyone is already taken