Dyno_View
Just for fun,
View it from my angle
No Bra-day
Aayy I don't believe this😩
He's a good calm man
God no!!!
See run they no waste time😂😂
ME AS A BOYFRIEND😌
You date me i date you back🥰❤️
Ya faithful i am faithful😇😇😇
You send me nudes i do the same😊💖💘
You send twerk video me too baby😎😂
You post me i post u❤️❤️❤️
You disappear i loss😒😒
You call me i pick(call sometimes)🥵🥵🥵
You snub i snub🥰💘
You gimme head i do it back🥵🥵❤️
You f**k me i f**k you😌😌😌😌
You pray for me i pray for you🙂😇
You play me😌I COACH YOU😉
If you want me to kiss you
Follow this 3 steps...
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WHO CAN TRY?
My full name 😎
My birthday 🎂
My best friend (male and female) 👭 👫 👬
My favorite colors 🌈
A word I love saying 💘
A dream job ✌️
My relationship status 💕
Milk or Milo 🥛
I'm addicted to ❤️
Calm😌or Crazy🤪?
We do homework, they don't check
We don't do homework, they check.
Vaginas don't exist. They're just biological test tubes put in place by the masters of the matrix on cyborgs to collect our DNA for nefarious purposes. Stay woke, Kings.
So After Snubbing Me For 2 Years,
You Then Message Me "Hi, Please Click This Link To Vote For Me, We Can Win This"
May Thunder Fire Both You And The Link There, Idiot.
You can never build a relationship with a partner who is living to impress friends
Me: Dad Can You Give Me #50,000
Dad: #40,000 ? What DO you Need #30,00 For? #20,000 Is More Than Enough. Take #10,000 and Give Your Brother Half.
If you understand this, you can't make heaven
In a relationship you should both be committed💑👫 make time to spend together😍 have long crazy conversation, gossip a little💯😂 take some crazy pictures together📷♥
Go f^ck for like 2 hours😋🍑🍆 make food together the first one to finish his/her food will be dared to eat the other partner's food.🍝🍟🍔 then wash dishes together maybe take a stroll around or play pillow fight or something💁 then forget about sex✋☝ just don't rush.👐👐
Tease each other then lay down together and have a moment of silence🙌😍😊 play with each other's phones📱📞after take a crazy video dancing or something🚬
Is that too much to ask for??💯 Relationship gets better when two people want the same thing💯 you just have to take that one person and settle down with em.. instead of wasting each other's feelings😕💔
Agree?
Abeg between Wizkid, davido and garri who get fans
pass
South African people will be like:::::::
I love her , she makes me happy mlatse njubundi Zuma mwatse Bujumbura and I love her so much😞
Why can't they use full English😂
Some girls are naturally wicked on his birthday you will buy him a singlet and handkerchief. Is he a cultural dancer
One idiot enter bike and he saw his shadow on d ground the guy laughed and said I no go pay for u ooo....
At the Hospital...
*DOCTOR:* why did you take your Medicine
at 6 am yet I told you 9 am?
*PATIENT:* I wanted to surprise the
Bacteria...
*That awkward moment when you post
"home alone" and you see the community
thief react with "wow"*
Dating a sugar daddy while u don't know ur father is very risky.....
Wat if aah Let's leave this topic
I Am Not Happy About The Speed Of Our Neighbor's Chicken
That chicken na flash
The fact that I have 10girls doesn't mean that u should sn**ch one. Me that I am gathering them am I mad?
Nigerians will neva stop amazing me.... Even during holy communion in church they will still collect it twice, some will even come with nylon bag.. Can u imagine