DYG Comedy

TYPES OF SCAMS 〽️🤣🤣

〽️Send me your CV - Scam.

〽️We'll get back to you - Scam.

〽️I love you more than I love my wife - Scam.

〽️Police is your friend - Scam.

〽️The youths are the future leaders - Scam.

〽️ Liverpool will beat Madrid- Future scam

〽️Your vote counts - Scam.

〽️Send me money to visit you - Scam.

〽️I have a boyfriend but it's complicated - Double Scam.

〽️This is not a scam - Scam.

〽️ Our school is the best - Scam.

〽️Come over I want to show you
something - Scam.

〽️Oh, he’s just a childhood friend - Scam.

〽️He's like a brother to me - Outstanding Scam.

〽️ I'm with the boys - Scam

〽️ I promise I won't tell anyone - Scam.

〽️ I saw you in my dreams giving you a ring - Pure Scam.

〽️A: Lets do a video call...
B: Sorry my network is bad, my battery is low, my room is dark - Chief Scam

〽️This year I see you buying a car - Spiritual Scam

〽️Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen - 5G Scam.

〽️Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife? -Scammest Scam of them all.

Bonus scam!!!

〽️I have never loved someone like this before - Greatest Scam.

〽️ Arsenal will make top 4 next season - Future impossible scam

〽️ Manchester United will win the league -Greatest of all scam

👉Admin Sam💥

Few rules for the street ❤️

"One Joy soap, two Peak milk and Ariel"

"One Joy soap, two Peak milk and Area"

"One Peak soap, two Joy milk and Area"

"One joy milk, Area soup and picture"

Full meaning of Nigeria 🧘🏽‍♂️

Never insult garri even rice is aware😌

Every day I sit down and think about the beating David would've collected if that stone missed Goliath

Merry Christmas to ya'll

My man
Justine O. Tarnyiman
Meek as a lamb
Loyal AF
A good listener
Brodaly, may ya new age grandly anchor in tons of blessings, money, happiness and good health.
Age like Methuselah bro.
celebrates u

Happy birthday Stephanie Awenke.
May your new beginning, bring joy, happiness, good health, wealth and all the good things heaven can offer.
Age grey and toothless

Happy birthday
of DYG Comedy
Our very own editor.
May your new age usher in infinite possibilities all leading to greatness.
Age in good grace.
celebrates you

Happy birthday to our very own
Our CEO
Angered of DYG Comedy.
May your new age be a blast of fulfilment of your life wishes.
Age in good health and wealth.
Happy birthday sir
celebrates you

In addy to you bro
Angered of DYG Comedy
08-11 for you

Be so funny that people forget you're ugly.

Anticipating 💯

Please enjoy
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Mr Chairman,
Accurate Time Keeper,
Impartial Panel of Judges,
My Able Friends,
Fellow Co Debator
All protocols duly observed.

My name is my name, and I am here to propose the motion that states.

(‘Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life, Na Turn By Turn’) with my following reasons.

1. Dem first born you no mean say na you go first die.

2. If you first me touch ceiling because you tall, I go first you to pick stone for ground because i near ground pass you

3. You fit first me enter SS1 and I fit first you enter University.

4. My jeep fit stop for road while your Beetle fit carry you reach house.

5. Girl wey marry last year fit born pikin before woman wey marry 10 years ago.

6. Small boy wey just finish school fit begin work before chairman wey do NYSC 2015

7. If aeroplane engine knock, both person wey dey first class and the one for economy, na the same God dem go call.

8. Na Oga dey pay driver, but AC dey first blow driver before e reach oga for back.

9. Person wey dey healthy fit die before person wey dey sick.

10. You dey stay upstairs no mean say you near God pass.

11. You help me today, no mean say, i no fit help you tomorrow.

12. When you see me na when i see you.

13. Mr time keeper, as you want to ring that bell, may your time in this world not be over.

I hope with these few points of mine, I have been able to convince and not confuse you that Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life. Life na turn by turn.
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Anointing no de pamper egg 🥚, it breaks the yolk.
That smile is a product of grace.
Happy Sunday fam

Happy birthday Aunt.
May your new age be the dawn of uncountable blessings and break through.
celebrates u.

Last hangout of DYG was a go😊
Are u gonna be around for this one?
Don't miss out, we are gonna do it again this year.😋

THE TEN COMMANDMENT OF MARRIAGE TO MEN.
1. Don't have another woman apart from your wife😄😄😄
2. Thou shall not speak evil about your wife to your family.😅😂😆
3. Remember the labour of your wife when you were poor. So when you're rich honour her.😄😅😂
4. Don't compare your wife to any woman even your mother.😆😅😂
5. 6 days maximum shall thee work 1 day shall be a Sabbath day for your wife.😅😂😅
6. Honour your father and mother in_ law so that their daughter will not return to them.😂😄😆
7. Don't insult your wife in public so that people will not know your foolishness.😄😅😆
8. Forgive your wife 70 x7 in 1 day.😄😆😂
9. Thou shall make your wife happy at all times. Always ask her: Are you okay?😆😂😅
10. Thou shall not say to your wife, leave my house. No matter what. Because you are the one that should leave. Yes, she owns the house.🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
LADIES AM I COMMUNICATING?
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Congratulations Angered of DYG Comedy on your matriculation.

This March,
You shall Toast🍷 to
💶Riches💸, 👑Honour🐐 and 🌞Glory🌅!

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