Life's joke's

Who Is That Fool?

John was having an argument with his Wife. The Wife called john a fool. John got angry and said, "I cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even my wife. She must therefore leave my house!"Neighbours intervened and the matter was resolved. But the Wife still nursed anger.Later that night, it rained heavily. It was so cold that john wanted to perform his manly duty. Sneaking his hands to touch his Wife's laps in the dark, the Wife shouted, "WHO IS THAT FOOL?!" John replied, "It is me!"
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Blessed Are Those That See

A Reverend father was praying over the offering in church. John opened his eyes and saw the father taking five thousand naira out of the bowl. The father saw that john caught him red-handed.So he said "Amen. Blessed are those who see and remain quiet.'' John replied "For they shall receive their share, Halleluyah!"
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One day a boy came home running while crying. His mother asked what happened why are you crying? The boy said`I got punished for something I did not do’. His mother said ‘That’s horrible. what did you not do’. The boy in tears said`my homework’
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Mary cant stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesnt have a problem with it. So one day in Sunday school, Mary thinks, "The hell with it," and decides to go to sleep. The teacher sees this and asks Mary a question to keep her awake. "Mary, who created the heavens and the earth?" William, who is sitting behind Mary, pokes her in the butt with his pencil. Mary wakes up and shouts, "God almighty!" And the teacher says, "Yes. Thats correct, Mary." Mary goes back to sleep and the teacher asks her another question. "Who died on the cross for our sins?" William pokes Mary again. She wakes up and shouts, "Jesus Christ!" Once again, she goes back to sleep. This time the teacher asks, "Mary, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" William pokes her again. Mary wakes up and shouts, "If you dont stop poking me with that thing, Im gonna break it off!"
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There was a father who called his 5 small children together. As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them "who is the most obedient?" Five sets of eyes looked up at him. Sensing that they didn’t understand the word he then asked, "ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?" One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father. "You win!" exclaimed the child.
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