Saheed adeleke

ABOUT MARRIAGE AND EX-LOVERS!!!

Friendship with your EX can't continue after marriage.
If they missed you so bad they should have married you instead of dumping you.
Now that you are married, they should please step aside while you enjoy your marriage!

Some EX lovers are stubborn! They suddenly wake up, realized all the goodies they missed and start hunting for you in the name of friendship.
If you are naive, you fall for their crap, go back to soothing them and helping them where their spouses have failed. Stories abound of married people having affairs with their EX.
Adultery is the end result of that folly.

Emotions don't die.
All the feelings you have for all your EX lovers haven't disappeared.
They are simply surpressed.
They are there, lieing dormant silently, noiselessly until the object of the emotional attraction shows up and there is an explosion!

You suddenly discover you have hidden passion that can go haywire for an EX while still under your husband's roof or while you are married to the best woman in the world.

Guard your heart is what the holy book says.
You have no single business with your EX after marriage.
They made a choice not to marry you and now that you are happily married they should leave you alone and let you enjoy your marriage in peace......
Let's share to educate others 🙏.

AFTER S*X WHAT NEXT.

It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you as a lady to know that s*x, can't keep him..(S*x isn't enough)

There are two major factors ladies complain about s*x in a relationship:
(1) After giving him my body he left me..
(2)He left because I refused to have s*x with him..

NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)

Ladies Listen, S*x isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside S*x, Please remain Single...

A man can't stay with you because his having s*x with you....

Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple n juice style, step pillows style, etc ...

Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?

Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...
Men respect ladies that know what domestic work is
Men love and appreciate a woman who is good and excellent in multi-tasking
Men respect and honor ladies that wakes up very early in the morning to make sure that the kitchen is set.
Men respect ladies that keep their eyes at home than those that their eyes are always outside
Men love bravo ladies

S*x is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.

You need to build yourself beyond s*x.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.

*What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with b***s or hips. Because all these will fail but what you have upstairs will remain.

Your husband complains because you think that you know it but you don't know it. Just do what your own husband wants and not what men want. Hope it help our generations
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Class dismissed 🥂

Only the Legend will understand what this mean🤣🤣🤣

THE SOUTHWEST OF NIGERIA MUST BE COMMENDED FOR THEIR CINEMATIC STORYTELLING PROWESS - Reno Omokri

Almost 100% of the top ten highest-grossing Nigerian movies have been delivered by directors of Southwest origin. Not only do they dominate in Nollywood, but they also are the cream of Nigeria's music industry, having produced all of Nigeria's Grammy Award winners, including:

Sade Adu (1986), Babatunde Olatunji (1991), Sikiru Adepoju (1991) and Seal (1996), Burna Boy (2021), Wizkid (2021), Temilade Openiyi AKA Tems (2023), and Burna Boy (2021).

The above are either wholly or partially Yoruba.

This vindicates my 2023 post where I said that if the rest of Black Africa can be as true to their indigenous culture as the Yorubas of Nigeria are, their culture will help them dominate the global creative industry.

Let me also congratulate Funke Akindele for smashing the record of not just the highest-grossing Nigerian movie but also establishing a new record as the first movie of Nigerian origin to achieve the two billion Naira box office mark. Well done, and may you achieve even more positive historical firsts!

I also call on ivory towers around the world to study Yoruba Omoluabi Lukumi culture to understand why it has such a dominance in the arts and provide lessons on how the cultural practices which led to such creative successes can be replicated in other cultures.

Top Nollywood Movie Directors By Domestic Gross Value

Funke Akindele: ₦2.55bn
Niyi Akinmolayan: ₦1.11b
Kayode Kasum: ₦763.34m
Kemi Adetiba: ₦697.06m
Robert Peters: ₦609.20m
Moses Inwang: ₦499.99m
Biodun Stephen: ₦436.17m
Tope Adebayo: ₦397.97m
Loukman Ali: ₦328.88m
Adebayo Tijjani: ₦278.50m
Omoni Oboli: ₦253.02m
Kunle Afolayan: ₦245.64m
Ramsey Nouah: ₦239.59m
Toka Mcbaror: ₦235.63m
Akay Mason: ₦222.61m

As of 3 Jan 2024. Source

From Reno Omokri 's wall

It may be slow but is sure and is better to be slow and sure than to be fast and fall don't be grieved at your mockers they can't see what you see people may laugh to scorn today they will celebrate you tomorrow

Start The New Year With Good Plan 2024
-------We have 365 days, 53 weeks and 12months in a year.
CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING GREAT?

*DAILY SAVING*
100 naira daily------ 36,500 naira
200 naira daily------ 73,000
300 naira daily------ 109,500
500 naira daily------ 182,500
1,000 naira daily------ 365,000
1500 naira daily------ 547,500
2,000 naira daily------ 730,000
2,500 naira daily------ 912,500
3,000 naira daily------ 1,095,000

*WEEKLY SAVING*
500 naira weekly ——— 26,500
1,000 naira weekly------ 53,000
1500 naira weekly ------ 79,500
2,000 naira weekly ------ 106,000
2,500 naira weekly------ 132,500
3,000 naira weekly ------ 159,000

*MONTHLY SAVINGS*
2,000 naira monthly ------ 24,000
2,500 naira monthly ------ 30,000
3,000 naira monthly ------ 36,000
5,000 naira monthly —— 60,000
10,000 naira monthly — 120,000
15,000 naira monthly — 180,000
20,000 naira monthly — 240,000

Choose anyone you can be consistent with, meet a good carpenter to help you construct a piggy bank.

Say NO to reckless spending in year *2024*
Nothing is too small. *CONSIDERATIONS FOR 2024*
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1. *ON EARNING* :
Never depend on single income. Make investment to create a second chance.
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*2. ON SPENDING* :
If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell things you need.
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3. *ON SAVINGS:*
Do not save what is left after spending, but spend what is left after saving.
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4. *ON TAKING RISK:*
Never test the depth of a river with both feet.
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5. *ON INVESTMENT* :*
Do not put all eggs in one basket.
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6. *ON EXPECTATIONS:*
Honesty is a very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.
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7. Past is a waste paper, present is a newspaper, and future is a question paper. Come out of your past, control the present, and secure the future.
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8. When bad things happen in your life, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you or you can let it strengthen you.
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9. Our eyes are in the front because it is more important to look ahead than to look backwards.
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10. We use pencil when we were young, but now we use pens. Do you know why? Because mistakes in childhood can easily be erased, unlike now.

*Wishing you a prosperous funtune 2024.*

People say that falling in love is the best feeling but I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best feeling ever 😅

FACT ABOUT SHY PEOPLE

1. They can talk and chat openly even crack jokes with you on social media but in real life they are ice😩

2. They fit pass you for road simply because of their shyness🙍🏻‍♀️. They can stay indoors for weeks without minding🤦‍♀️

3. Very calculative, clingy, little touch of hot temper, romantic with one they love. They hardly fall in love but once they fall, it's over because they don't joke with that person😘

4. They hardly cheat💯. Before you see them, dem don see you(so sensitive). They can read people's mind before you could say it, they rarely have friends and associate in any activities, always not comfortable staying in a place full of people and always like staying alone👌🏽.

5. They hardly talk in the midst of people but talkative when they are with their lovely one.
People usually sees them as too proud people but they are not.

6. They can endure alot but don't push them or take them for granted because once they decide🤔, you have lost them kpatakpata✌🏽.

7. They are too emotional😥. They don't easily forget bad things someone did to them🌝.

8. They hardly share their problems to anybody or ask people for assistance no matter what they are passing through😒

9. You won't easily observe the kind of person untill you get closer to them🤗
They are unpredictable and stubborn😎

If you're in this table, gather here let's know ourselves.
😁😁😁😁

Me alone 🥰😍

In Yorubaland, money has never been foremost in Yoruba value system

In our value system money is number six

What are the first five you may ask?

1. The first is làákà’yè - The application of knowledge, wisdom & understanding... (Ogbón and ìmò òye)

2. The second is Ìwà Omolúàbí - (integrity) Someone with integrity is a man/woman of their words.

If you have all the wealth in the world but lack integrity, you are not worth a thing. Integrity is combined with iwa, (character) which we regard as Omolúàbí.

3. The third is Akínkanjú or Akin - (Valour).

That is why Balóguns is second-in-command to the leaders in Yoruba land.

Balóguns are people that can lead them to war.

To lead with great courage in the face of danger, especially in battle.

Yoruba people have no respect for cowards.

4. The fourth is Anísélápá tí kìíse òle - (Having a visible means of livelihood).

A person must be identified with a visible means of livelihood that guarantees a lawful income or sustenance. His or her profession or job must be open and legally approved by society, and not through cheating or forcefulness.

5. The fifth is iyi - (Honour) Yoruba people place a premium on the gait with which individuals carry themselves and public reputation.

That is why Yorùbá people usually say when you set out to look for money and you meet honour on the way then you don't need the journey anymore, because if you get the money, you will still use it to buy honour.

6. The last in the Yorùbá value system is owó tàbí orò - (Money or wealth).

If putting money ahead of the other five, then you are nobody in Yoruba land of the olden days.

Unfortunately, this is being pushed to the front burner nowadays due to the erosion of our value system.

Orile-ede yoruba lafe ni 💪 kiakia

Nobody was born happy. All of us came into this world crying. If you want to be happy on Earth, you must create your happiness. You may not have chosen where and how you were born. But you can always choose where and how you will bloom. Bloom or doom is up to you! That is why you should do everything you can to money legally, so that 99.9% of your challenges will be solved. Then take the 0.01% that money does not solve to God. There is nothing wrong with taking 100% of your problems to God. However, God has given you the ability to solve 99.9% of them via money!

You cannot love people enough to make them alter their nature. If you help an injured snake and nurse it back to health, it will bite and kill you with its venom. If you feed a hungry goat for one year and go out, leaving it at home, it will steal your yam. If you find a trapped lion in the jungle and release it, the first thing it will do will be to kill and eat you. That is why you should be careful who you help. Judas stayed with Yeshua (Jesus) for three years and still betrayed Him. Not every help is kindness. Some are weaknesses. And others are worse. They are stupid.

The amount of activity in investing is inversely proportional to the results you get. Too much interruption of the process yields little or negative returns. Just set up a chosen investment, contribute regularly, and stay on course.

I've just reached 100 followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each and every one of you. 🙏🤗🎉

Some people will think that they're hurting you, not knowing that God is using them to push you into your right destiny!!!

"LEARN TO SAY NO MANY TIMES"

This guy opened a store and all his friends, family and neighbors bought there and asked for credit.
Few years later, this is all that's left. Sometimes we say yes when we should have said no.

You say yes thinking you're helping people but actually you're losing and giving your hard work and sacrifice, then everyone turns their back on you. Don't Always Say Yes...

Invest in your business and save, be smart, don't let everything be lost.

A man bought a car and celebrated the purchase with his family and friends. After everyone had retired to their respective homes, they went to bed.

However, around 3 am, the security man drew his attention to a strange development - the car had turned on by itself. Initially thinking it was a joke, the man went downstairs and realized it was no laughing matter.

He had the remote key for his car, and there was no spare, just that one. How could the car have turned on? He asked this question to no one in particular. Pressing the remote, he managed to turn off the car, and they all went back to sleep.

The following night, at the exact same time, the car turned on again. This time, his wife fetched "anointing oil" and began speaking in tongues to ward off the strange occurrence, but nothing changed until the man pressed "off" on the remote, and the engine died.

The next day, which was Thursday, the wife sought help from her ministry pastor. The pastor revealed that he had seen a vision indicating that the car was under the influence of spiritual forces. He advised them to bring the car for prayers and cleansing. After the prayers and cleansing, the car still continued to start by itself at the particular time.

Feeling desperate, they decided to seek the advice of another spiritual leader. This man suggested that they sell the car, as the demons possessing it were sent to kill the owner after six months. The man started making plans to sell his beloved car, but then he had an idea to explore possibilities beyond the realm of mystery and spirituality.

He grabbed his laptop and searched for reasons why a car could start on its own. To his surprise, he discovered that the vehicle was originally designed for people who live in very cold regions. The car was programmed to power on after a specific time frame if not used, to maintain temperature balance and prevent the engine from clogging.

With this newfound knowledge, the man took his car to experts in thermostats and related areas, who reprogrammed the vehicle. The evil forces finally left, and the car stopped starting by itself.

Lesson

It's good to be spiritual, but not everything happening around us are spiritually designed.*
But sometimes lack of understanding and ignorance can lead us against our families, friends and colleagues.

"Knowledge is power"

Zuckerberg's Thread

While we gossipped over Banky W and Adesua, someone was busy, silently knitting threads.

While we discussed Davido and Anita and how baldness is the cause of cheating, someone was busy knitting threads.

It is not that we are not capable of great innovations, the problem with us is that we are often distracted with things that add little or nothing to us.

Another problem with us is that we often leave to God what we ought to do ourselves. This is why churches and mosques are scattered everywhere.

If you want to remain relevant in this world, keep improving yourself. God has given you all you need. Try to remain focused. Keep building silently. Keep knitting with threads. One day, the world will celebrate you.

May God bless your creative minds, and may you not die with the talent and gift God gave you without the world benefiting from it. Amen!

Fr Kelvin Ugwo

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Support your friends like you support the celebs you don't know.

Davido no know you, Wizkid no know you… Nkechi know you, you know Nkechi, but you no go ever support Nkechi for her business.

Support your friends like you support the Celebs you don’t know.

Stay away from negative people

Dear men,

As long as a river is dry, fish won’t come. Stop looking for women in your poverty. The first thing that a dry river needs is water, not fish. Look for water for your river, and fish will come. Look for prosperity, and the right woman will come. When you have no salary, you should learn to control your libido. Much of the world’s challenges are caused by people who increase the population when they have no remuneration. Be productive in the boardroom before being reproductive in the bedroom!