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It takes a great level of self control and the ability to recognize oneself as a mature and grown adult to buy a biscuit like this, eat it and throw away the wrap without being tempted to lick the cream on the wrap.And it takes a a lot of patience to wrap it back inside and wait until you get home or a private Conner to lick 😋😋 it to satisfaction 😅😅

Proverb of the day
Na new update be this

Bull of Falaris"
Thanks to Lucian, the 2nd century AD satirist, we know quite a bit about the torture machine known as "the brass bull of Perilaus" or "the bull of Phalaris".
The sculptor Perilaos between 570-560 BC.
he made to the order of the tyrant Phalaris, a brass bull that could fit an entire man inside. When they lit a fire under the bull, the one inside was roasted alive and his voices were heard, through a special mechanism, like the bellowing of the bull.
When he first presented his invention to the tyrant of Acragantas of Sicily, he ordered Perilaus to be put inside the bull and made his first victim.
It was a fitting end for the inventor of such a diabolical machine.
Illustration and drawing from the Museum of Torture in Bruges, Belgium

Nigerian chess master, Tunde Onakoya, has successfully completed his 58-hour Guinness World Record longest chess marathon attempt.

He pushed for an extra 2 hours, making it a total of 60 hours.

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Another Guineas record is about to be broken again ooh as our very own best mathematician is embarkng on the journey
Please let's support him
Akwa ibom to the world♥️♥️♥️💙🇳🇬🇳🇬💙💙🇳🇬🇳🇬

After seeing what happened to Bobrisky, James brown has accepted his gender, he’s now the prince of Africa🤣🤣🤣🤣

We from JoseyTv wishes u a happy birthday and long life to celebrate more years ahead. We love u

Shout out to my new followers Comfort Agbenyi, Edidiong Bassey, Daniel Dosunmu, Humble Lincon, Itz Mercy.. Thanks and am happy for having u all on board. We at joseytv promises to grow with u all together.
We rise by lifting others

GUYS
NEW AND FAVOURABLE UP DATE FOR YOU ALL!!!!!!
No more spending millions on wedding and traditional marriage just rush to Tiv land and marry your wife now
Go and marry from Tiv NOW!!!!

HRM Prof. James Iorzua Ortese Ayatse and Ijir Tamen speak on traditional marriage rites in Tiv land.

No one in Tiv land should give you a list to buy items in the name of traditional marriage, that borrowed culture is hereby abolished by Tiv traditional area council
(IJIR TAMEN)

all you need is.
1 - N100,000.00 highest amount and it can be less.

2 - Go with at least three elders
3 - meet with the bride parents and tell them of your marriage intention, let them call their daughter and ask, if she says yes, then you give them N100,000.00 and take your wife home

4 - No more party at bride house, you will only take her and do the celebration at your home

Kwagh ne Doo.

A lady who gets maintained by multiple men while single, may find it difficult to be maintained by just one man when married 👌

“Too many girls have tried to tie me to Nogokpo” Singer Timaya shares what women have tried to do to him.

Nogokpo is allegedly described as the headquarters of demons in the Volta Region of Ghana.

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SOME WHERE IN NIGERIA
Wonders they say shall never end
I thought I have seen it all but no. I was shock to see a landlord installing a CCTV camera on his mango tree to monitor the number od mango fruits in case of theft.

Wahala no dey finish
“I Will Be Rich Till I Ðιε” — Skitmaker, Sabinus Answers Netizen Who Asked About His Networth

*WHAT WOULD YOU DO*
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*A woman tells her husband that she is going to visit her sick mum in the village. She goes on Friday and returns on Sunday, with plenty of fruits and foodstuff, saying they are from her mum to the husband and the children. Then, the husband gently asks her about her mother's health and how she is doing, to which she replies that she took her to the hospital in the village and she is recovering and getting better. The wife adds that her mother insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few days, to spend at least a week with her.*
*"I'm worried about Mama" the wife crooned, with tears swelling in her eyes.* *"She'll be fine, dear." Husband lovingly replied.*
*The husband then politely asks her to take the items to the kitchen.* *As she enters, she meets her mother preparing food in the kitchen.*
*Apparently, her mum has been visiting since the Friday that she left home.* *You can imagine the plight of this woman. stuck, shocked, dazed, and dumbfounded at the kitchen door!* *whether to go in and drop the items from Mama', or return them to her husband in the living room!*
*How would you handle this case if u were the husband or what explanation would you give if you were the woman?*

*Please your humble opinion is required.*

Naija Effect
Fans share's reaction after he realized that Chris brown literally spilled broken English throughout his newly released song with davido 😁😂

Update: Body of makeup artiste, Abigail Frederick, who d!ed in boat mishap alongside Jnr Pope and three others exhumed

Her body was exhumed today April 14 and is now being taken to her homestate, Akwa Ibom, where she will be laid to rest 😭

YES

BONIFACE & NATHAN are Champions in Germany!

Do you know !!
On the 8th of October, 2019, Nigerian rapper, Sky B, fåked his dëath in order to resurrect his music career that had gone cold. But nothing changed.

He's known for his 2007 album "Pray for Me" with hit singles like "My Baby" and a remake of Eminem's "Stan" titled, "Pray for Me".

I'm sure many of us used his "My baby" as ringing tone back then.

Only indomie Generation will not know him.

GOV ENO VISITS FAMILY OF LATE NOLLYWOOD MAKE-UP ARTIST

…offers automatic employment to elder sister
…directs renovation of family house
…promises assistance to the undergraduate sisters

Living to his billing as the epitome of compassion, Akwa Ibom State Governor, Pastor Umo Eno, on arrival from an official engagement in Abuja, this afternoon drove straight to the family compound of the late Nollywood make- up artist. Abigail Edith Frederick, in Ikot Udoma, Eket Local Government Area, where he consoled the bereaved family.

Showing deep emotions, Governor Eno, sat with the grieving family members and told them he feels their pain.

“This is deeply unfortunate, a young girl, 24 years old, who, finished her Youth Service just last year, and decided to pursue her passion.

“This is a reflection of our Arise spirit. It shows that our young people are willing to go out there, not begging, not waiting for handouts, but to pursue their passions.

“It is sad and unfortunate that her life ended the way it did.

“Once I was fully briefed, I decided to come here personally with the full complement of Government to console and encourage the family.

“You are not just the Governor when people are celebrating. In times and moments like this, you become the Mourner- in-Chief and give them hope.

“I trust the Holy Spirit will perfect the hope in their lives.

“Coming here means we care. You know Akwa Ibomites are like Americans. We don’t leave each other behind. Government will be with the family and support them.”

The Governor thereafter gave an automatic employment in the State Civil Service to the surviving elder sister of the deceased, and directed the SSA on Humanitarian Services, Umo Ekpo to renovate the family house and bring it to modern standards.

The Governor also assured of Government’s assistance to the two sisters of the bereaved who are undergraduates at the University of Uyo, said to be sponsored by the late Nollywood make- up artist.

FACTS
Bob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman. He replies:
Who cares about perfection?
Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters.
The sea is incredibly beautiful, but salty and dark in the depths.
The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy.
So, everything that is beautiful isn’t perfect, it’s special.
Therefore, every woman can be special to someone.
Stop being “perfect”, but try to be free and live, doing what you love, not wanting to impress others.

The Boy Child also matters!!!!
In a world where the voices of boys facing abuse often go unheard, it's time to shine a spotlight on their vulnerability and provide them with the protection they deserve. Every child, regardless of gender, deserves to grow up in a safe and nurturing environment, free from the fear of abuse or exploitation.

We must break the silence surrounding the abuse of boys and recognize that they too are victims who need our support and advocacy. By raising awareness and fostering open dialogue, we can dismantle harmful stereotypes and societal norms that perpetuate the myth that boys are immune to abuse.

It's crucial to educate ourselves and others about the signs of abuse in boys and to create safe spaces where they feel empowered to speak up and seek help. Let's work together to challenge outdated notions of masculinity that discourage boys from expressing vulnerability or seeking support when they need it most.

Protecting the boy child from abuse is not just a responsibility; it's a moral imperative. Together, let's stand up against all forms of abuse and ensure that every child can thrive in a world where their safety and well-being are paramount.

HIS LAST WORDS BEFORE HE DROWNED

"Abeg No Vex, Na Only Me They Born, O Boy You Dey Run.. I Get Three Children And Na Me Go Raise Them, Oh Jesus...What is This.. O boy Abeg take am easy..!!!"

- These are words of Nollywood Actor, Junior Pope to the teenage boy that drove the ill-fated speedboat he boarded - Ndi Igbo

So pathetic 😔

LIFE JACKET 🧥 isn't costly nau.

Some movie 🎥 producers don't want to spend to shoot a premium movie.

Breaking! Adanma Luke is the producer of the movie titled "The Other Side of Life". The movie is suspended indefinitely and no actor is allowed to work with her as a producer till further notice.

To me, even the movie title was very scary, but it's movie shai, that is how e suppose be.

Take your life very important!!!!
You see this Life jacket!!!!

It seems like a joke, but this is your only chance of survival in the sea.

I worked offshore and I can tell you, water is such a powerful scary creation.

Some of you don’t take life serious and when I see people go on the sea without safety precautions, I don’t pity them coz they don’t value their lives.

2020-2022, I was travelling from Akwaibom to bonny island and island to Porthacourt almost every week/ month - Via Ogoni water ways or Nembe water- through delta waters to Porthacourt.

Best time to travel by sea is in the morning- 6Am-11am. From 12pm down- The waves will increase and as such comes the rough sea conditions.. Note- Wind is directly proportional to the wave.

I usually at all time will ask the boat driver or the boys there to help me make sure I am wearing the life jacket very well as there’s a certain way you have to wear the jacket- it has to fit in very well and tightly worn.
N/B- If you don’t wear this life jacket well, if any accident happens, the life jacket will drown you.. so you have to make sure you wear it the right way.

These small boats are not well regulated. The engines are always bad. Many times in the middle of the sea, the engines will go off and the waves will be closing in on you in the middle of the rough sea.

The boat driver is well experienced and knows how to swim very well. He will survive when the accident happens. And you will probably swallow water and sink.

SAFETY FIRST AND SAFETY ALWAYS.
Use life Jacket at all times.

If There’s no life jacket, DO NOT board that boat.
DO NOT BOARD THE BOAT!!! This is the minimum required safety gear for boarding an open boat.

Minimum requirements:
- An Ambulance with a medical personnel
- A diver on standby
- A medical facility close to the shooting location.
- Getting a life jacket
- training personnel on basic underwater escape techniques (which don't take more than 3 days of training)
- in addition to the thing

Anambra Community Insists Late Nollywood Actor Jnr Pope Must Be Buried Beside The River Niger As Tradition Demands
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