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We can't knack because we just met
But u can eat shawarma 'n' chicken same day🙄 Cynthia climb bed abeg🙏😆😆😂😂😆

For peace to reign

During a study at Harvard in 1957, Dr. Curt Richter placed rats in a pool of water to test how long they could tread water.
On average they'd give up, sink and drown after 15 minutes.
But right before they gave up due to exhaustion,
the researchers would pluck them out,
dry them off,
let them rest for a few minutes and put them back in for a second round.
In this second try, how long do you think they lasted?
Remember, they had just swam until failure only a few short minutes ago...
How long do you think?
Another 15 minutes?
10 minutes?
5 minutes?
NO!
60 HOURS!
That's not an error.
That's right!
60 HOURS of swimming which is 2.5 DAYS!
The conclusion drawn was that since the rats BELIEVED that they would eventually be
rescued,
they could push their bodies way past what they previously thought impossible.
I will leave you with this thought:
If an Unstoppable Belief can cause exhausted rats to swim for that long,
what could a Belief in yourself and your Capabilities Do for You?
Remember What you’re capable of.
Remember Why you’re here.
Keep swimming and
Never Ever Quit.

Meet engineer Mosa, He graduated from the university of Dchang with a Doctorate degree in engineering. He is the first engineer from Batibo to build a transparent house after a quarrel with his landlord 🤣🤣🤣

THE RED EMBROIDERED DRESS made by 343 artists from all over the world over 13 years!
The Red Dress is a project designed by British artist Kirstie Macleod that explores identity, culture and tradition through textiles and embroidery. After being put into the hands of 343 embroideries in 46 countries, the final piece was assembled in a carefully made and exquisitely designed floor gown.
It's made from 84 pieces of burgundy silk dupion, all hand embroidered by artists from all over the world in countries like South Africa, Mexico, Egypt, Kenya, Japan, Turkey and beyond. "Creators have been encouraged to create work that expresses their own identities while adding their own cultural and traditional experience," the artist says. Their designs are inspired by their own stories and life experiences. Artists include refugees fleeing war, craftsmen carrying on ancient traditions, and novice embroideries learning the art.
Now, the complete and fully assembled red dress is going on tour to be exhibited in galleries and museums around the world.

Yesterday, I went to First Bank to use the ATM,
I got there and looked around and joined the long queue. A young lady came to meet me and asked how much I wanted to withdraw.

She said she over withdrew money; She was supposed to withdraw ₦3,000 but mistakenly pressed ₦30,000. She will give me ₦20,000 cash, I will transfer it to her account.

This is what shocked me; I have been standing on the queue for approximately five minutes and I never saw this Lady around that ATM, she wasn't on the queue, she never made any withdrawal. Which ATM did she use in getting the ₦30,000?

I told her I will wait for my turn, she left my side, I asked the man in my front, did you see this lady around? I wanted to point her but the Lady had disappeared, I didn't see her again.

I told the man what she said and he laughed and said it is an old logic. They come with fake Naira notes claiming they mistakenly pressed and withdraw the wrong amount

When you are in a hurry to leave the long queue, you transfer the money to them and they give you cash. You leave happily thinking you have escaped long queue, go to wherever to buy something with the money and realise you were given fake money

The man called it Old logic but what saved me was my keen observation, she looked so innocent and pretty, you won't even suspect a thing...

I am sure someone out there is hearing about this stealing logic for the first time.

I had to post this because I am hearing it for the first time too o. It might help someone who doesn't know this too.

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Thanks for your attention and nobody should be angry nor disturb me oooo. l nearly got BP too.
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The tension is becoming too much.
RELAX 😎😎😎
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Goodmorning

Bob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman. He replies:

“Who cares about perfection?
Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters.

The sea is incredibly beautiful, but salty and dark in the depths.

The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy.

So, everything that is beautiful isn't perfect, it's special.

Therefore, every woman can be special to someone.

Stop being "perfect", but try to be free and live, doing what you love, not wanting to impress others”

What a legend

😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

America vs Nigeria on Valentine's Day 🤣🤣

Man slapped after proposing with a Ring Pop at baseball game 😮

Residents Pass The Night At ATM Stand in Abuja

Some residents in Abuja were filmed passing the night at a Zenith Bank Automated Teller Machine stand in Abuja.

A tweep who shared the video on Saturday wrote, "Citizens are seen passing the night at an ATM at Ademola Adetokunbo, Wuse 2, Abuja.

65 Out Of 83 Women I Counselled Cheated On Their Husbands -Daddy Freeze

Media personality, Daddy Freeze, has said that 65 women out of the 83 women he counselled in 2018 had cheated on their husbands.

He made this known via his Instagram account on Friday commenting on actor Deyemi Okanlawon’s opinion that making love with one’s partner four times a week is small.

Daddy Freeze said that s*x is very important in marriage or relationship and advised his fans not to allow motivational speakers to mislead them.

He said, “ More than once a day sef if you can🤣🤣- In*******se is very very very important in a marriage or committed relationship. No marry who no fit satisfy you o, e get why.

“ As a church leader, let me give you some scary statistics. First, remember that the Freenation Church only started in 2017, so all the members of our church came from other churches, largely pentefraudsta.

“In 2018, I counselled 83 married women, 65 of them had cheated on their husbands at least once, while 43 of them (more than half), had cheated more than once. Finally 25 of them were in current relationships with other men.😳

“These were spirit filled, tongue kabashing prayer warriors o. Some were even workers in my former pente church.

“If in*******se is not so important, please why were they cheating? This is why I say it all the time, from the moment you are engaged, my advise is; sample the goods, taste the milk before you buy the cow. There is no scripture that says it is sinful for an engaged couple to have in*******se.
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“The word fornication was coined by the authors of the King James Bible and it never included in*******se between engaged or betrothed couples. If una fit dey fire several times a day, fire dey go, e dey help prostate. No let motivational speakers mislead you o. Me I don talk my own and e dey work well well. ~FRZ”

Credit: Instagram | daddyfreeze

How many of you know about Oguta lake (green) and Orashi river (brown). The two waters has a boundary in Imo state. The fish in Oguta cannot enter Urashi and vice versa. It was reported that if you put the two waters in a bowl with its fish(s) the waters will simply separate themselves and the fishes also to their waters. It was also said that when the two waters are put in one bottle and shaken, the bottle might burst. (proven) One of the nature's wonders.

Source: Yorochi Tv

SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES, 06/02/2023

Punch
Buhari under pressure to end fuel, naira disasters

Buhari mourns slain Katsina vigilantes

Reps mull emergency session over new naira crisis

Fuel supply still very low despite FG claims – Marketers

Interim govt illegal, parties warn FG

Nigeria has less than 100 cancer specialists – ARCON

SSANU, NASU meet Feb 9 over unpaid salaries, others

ASUU faults opening varsities without funding plan

Police get new DIGs, CPs shun promotion interview

US shooting down balloon ‘damaged’ relations, says China

Death toll in Turkey quake rises to 53 – Officials

UN peacekeeper killed in DR Congo helicopter attack

Shell, NDDC to reconcile oil firm’s contributions

Mineral titles fall 37% as insecurity threatens sector

Telecom subscribers sue FG over tax

Kwankwaso takes campaign to Niger Republic

Naja’atu chased Tinubu to London for PCC appointment – Keyamo

New naira: Abiola faults FG over Nigerians’ ordeal

Flooding: Lagos asks homeowners to build storage facilities

Resident doctors threaten strike in Bayelsa

Rivers NLC orders sit-at-home over fuel, naira scarcity

Ondo communities lament herdsmen invasion

Man who slumped, died inside Delta bank identified

Ogun poly graduate found hanged, family alleges cover-up

www.punchng.com

The Nation
PSC suspends promotion of 11 DCPs, eight CPs over failure to appear for interview

Buhari condemns terrorist attack on Katsina vigilantes

IPMAN’s plan to shut down stations heightens petrol scarcity worries

NYSC boss warns corps members against political bias, unauthorised trips

Accidental airstrikes: saboteurs misleading Air Force, says HURIWA

53 African countries back Nigeria on twitter

Derivation fund: PANDEF tells Okowa to address allegation, not divert attention

Oshiomhole: Emefiele’s naira policy designed to scuttle elections

Naira redesign: Obi tells Nigerians to bear with CBN, Fed Govt

APC PCC faults Nextier polls

Katsina welcomes APC presidential campaign

Tinubu most suitable to succeed Buhari, says Afenifere

Lagos First Lady backs Widows’ Trust Fund

Bandits kill six in raid on four Ondo farm camps

Six die in Lagos ship accident

www.thenationonlineng.net

Vanguard
PETROL SHORTAGE: Owners charge over N200 per litre ex-depot price

Waiting for Dangote refinery before removing subsidy —Reps

Polls: Facebook releases steps to protect, ensure integrity of Nigeria’s elections

CBN uncovers hoarded N6m new naira notes in Ekiti Bank

Polls: NANS embarks on ‘students must Vote’ campaign

Stop fuel, naira scarcity now, Yoruba monarchs tell FG

CBN deceived Buhari, Naira redesign intended to stop elections – Oshiomole

Atiku blames APC, banks for poor circulation of new naira notes

Taraba APC sacks Chairman

Own goal hands Plateau United 1-0 victory against Kwara United

Truck crushes nine students to death in Rivers

Tems bags first Grammy Award as Burna Boy loses categories

Beyoncé breaks Grammys record, becomes most-decorated artist

www.vanguardngr.com

The goal is not to be perfect by the end. The goal is to be better today. - Simon Sinek

# # # Good morning

You searched for - Punch Newspapers Olukotun: Memories of a students’ union activist Today, the remains of Professor Ayodele Olukotun, the eminent scholar-journalist, will be committed to mother-earth within the grounds of the University of Ibadan. Predictably, since the passage of th... 27 minutes ago

Delta State YPP Governorship candidate, Comrade Sunny Ofehe was given a birthday surprise by KML Airline, on his way to Munich, Germany.

Comrade Sunny Ofehe celebrated his birthday was on 1st Feb, 2023 and when he boarded the flight on 3rd February, KML Airline gave him a birthday surprise as a loyal customer.

"What a great privilege to be honoured on board my flight from Amsterdam to Munich, Germany! Two days after my birthday, I was on the KLM flight to Munich, Germany when I got a fantastic recognition and reception at cruising altitude.

"I received a resounding birthday fête with Champagne served with a handwriting birthday card, as a loyal PLATINUM Elite Member of the Flying Blue programme."

!!!! Sachet Water Seller Spotted With POS While Hawking, Demands Transfer Not Cash…..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Do Nigeria Politician Truly Care About You????

!!!! Ghanaian And Her Love Tie The Knot in African Native’s Attires.🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Congratulations 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Some holes 🕳 are death traps 🪤
Remember that.
This post is not about lizards 🦎

🤣🤣

Saw this, felt I should share with us.

Painting by Joseph Desiree-Court - 1826

What are we seeing:
A person trying to save his father, and completely ignoring his wife and son, who are closest to him. And the lightest weight among them is that he saves you.

Character representation:
- THE MOTHER: represents LIFE;
- The child: represents the FUTURE;
- THE FATHER: represents the PAST.

Interpretation of the Work: man has clung to the past and, therefore, loses his LIFE, and his FUTURE.

As "HAVELOCK" said:
The art of living involves knowing when to hold on and when to let go.

Team work

Big truth 🤣🤣

SOME NIGERIAN NEWSPAPER HEADLINES, 02/02/2023

Punch
New naira scarcity: Sokoto, Zamfara, Katsina border residents trade in CFA

Fuel, new naira scarcity protests rock Delta, Ekiti

ICPC arrests Twitter user selling new naira notes

Abuja fuel queues disappear, NNPC pumps 67 million litres

FG okays 11 new Gencos

Supreme Court sacks Taraba APC gov candidate

Yobe North: Court decides Lawan, Machina’s fate Monday

Osun REC admits politicians, INEC staff bypassed BVAS

A’Court okays ex-AGF’s trial after N6.4bn refund

Buhari urges finance board to target N100tn asset

Apply for access to medicals, court tells Kanu

FEC approves N15.57bn for road, university infrastructure

US cops fatally shoot fleeing double amputee

Some stations glamourising hate speech, divisive remarks – NBC

No favourite presidential candidate – US envoy

NDDC disowns fake email accounts

123 killed in January crashes, FRSC blames speeding

Vote your conscience, Sultan, CAN advise Nigerians

Moody’s downgrades nine Nigerian banks

Heifer launches solar-powered storage for Lagos farmers

Dangote, firm ink deal for Ogun cement plant

NNPCL opens new Lagos gas distribution outlet

Sabotage: Tinubu campaigners back el-Rufai, minister defends Buhari

Obi, Kwankwaso won’t step down for Atiku – Parties

Ondo politicians dump APC, PDP for LP

APGA factional presidential candidate Okorie names running mate

Amosun, Abiodun clash over performance, abandoned projects

Efforts to save gov candidate failed, Ikpeazu laments

Jigawa govt decries new naira notes scarcity

Ogun extends tax returns filing by two weeks

Rotary Club donates N1.5m wheelchair to polio survivor

www.punchng.com

The Nation
NLC, TUC oppose salary upward review for political office holders

Supreme Court dismisses appeal by Orbih faction in dispute over Edo PDP crisis

Yobe North APC ticket: Lawan know fate February 6

N26b ‘fraud’: Court okays ex-AGF’s trial

Court grants Kanu access to doctors, medical records

Alleged N4.6bn fraud: EFCC cleared me after 21-day detention – Obanikoro

Prioritise leprosy eradication, NMA urges govt

No cash is missing in Ogoni Trust Fund, says ex-board chair Edun

Tinubu didn’t attack Buhari at Calabar rally, says APC PCC

Obi to Adamawa people: we won’t abandon you after victory

El-Rufai: Elements in govt working against Tinubu

NANS Southwest supports Tinubu

Wike voids approval of stadium for Atiku rally

Rivers knows our chosen presidential candidate- Wike

Gunmen burn INEC office, police station in Anambra

42 injured as truck rams school bus in Anambra

Nekede poly SUG disowns lady over private part aiding graduation claim

Ondo Pastor publishes own obituary to avoid N3m debt

www.thenationonlineng.net

Vanguard
NiMet predicts 3-day thick dust haze, sunshine from Thursday

BVAS: INEC to conduct mock accreditation in 6 Lagos LGAs Saturday

FG stops sales of Kadpoly quarters, ASUP seeks audit

Polls: FG deploys new firefighting trucks in Lagos, Kano, others

FEC approves N9.6bn refund to Plateau, Borno states

Osodeke, ASUU President to deliver 14th Ralph Opara Memorial Lecture

Osinbajo, APC legal team meet as 2023 general elections draw near

Naira redesign: Don’t succumb to blackmail, Atiku urges Buhari, CBN

APGA presidential candidate, Chekwas Okorie unveils running mate, Campaign DG

Ortom urges Catholic Church to establish university in Makurdi

Supreme Court: No victor, no vanquished, let’s unite to rescue Nigeria – Obaseki

Over 250,000 benefit from NSIP in Plateau

Auto crash: Scores escape death as another truck falls on passengers bus in Lagos

Martin Lawrence, Will Smith confirm fourth ‘Bad Boy’ movie

‘No come Lekki, or we go fight’, Portable warns TG Omori

www.vanguardngr.com

You don't get respect if you don't deserve it. - Snoop Dogg

# # # Good morning

You searched for - Punch Newspapers Olukotun: Memories of a students’ union activist Today, the remains of Professor Ayodele Olukotun, the eminent scholar-journalist, will be committed to mother-earth within the grounds of the University of Ibadan. Predictably, since the passage of th... 27 minutes ago

John: bby am gonna tell u a story
with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts
Grace: alryt love
John: okay am gonna start wth part 1.
There was a husband n a wife, they
were driving to a camp site wen they
came upon a split road. The husband
says "lets take the left one. The wife
say i thnk we shuld take the right
road." The husband slaps the wife
across the face "whose driving me or
u?" and they took the left path.
Grace: hahahahaha..
John: now am gonna tell u part 2.
Once they got to the camp the
husband goes fishing so his wife can
cook dinner. He comes back and the
wife says "good now i can cook fish
soup for us to eat." The husband says
"but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife
slaps the husband n says "who is
cooking me or u?" and the ended up
drinking fish soup.
Grace: oh crap! Hahaha
John: now am gonna tell u part 4.
Grace: wat abt part 3?
John: (landed grace a hot slap on the
face) who is telling the story me or you?

No disgrace is worse than a lecturer standing behind u in exam hall & screaming "Some people are writing nonsense".
😳🤸🏽‍♀🤣

Well, Experience is experience 😎

!!!! I Am In Talks With Obi and Hopeful for Positive Outcome - - - - - - - Atiku Abubakar….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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People Democratic Party (PDP) presidential candidate Atiku Abubakar has said that he is in touch with the presidential candidate of the Labour Party, Peter Obi for possible support, and expects a positive outcome.

Atiku said this in an interview with BBC Hausa service.

What Is You Thought About This Statement??????

A 20-year-old woman who got pregnant while on birth control has given birth to a baby boy who entered the world holding the IUD in his hand.

Violet Quick, from Idaho, married her husband John Francis at 19, and they weren't planning on having a child yet, However, just one year into their marriage they discovered they were expecting.

Violet and John welcomed their baby boy Rudy at the end of January 2022.

In a viral video, which has amassed millions of views, the new mom shared footage of their son clasping her contraception device just moments after he was born.

She revealed that Rudy left even the nurses in shock as they all rushed to see her IUD baby.

When all the nurses come in to see a baby with his IUD,? Violet captioned the video.

In a series of videos, Violet revealed that she decided to take a pregnancy test out of precaution because she had been nauseous for the past two weeks.

She wrote: "So I had my Skyla IUD for nine months before I got pregnant and the reason that I decided to take a test was because I was feeling nauseous for about two weeks and I would just throw up every once in a while.

"I didn't know what was going on and so I took a test and it was positive right away."

She advised her followers to take a test if they were experiencing any symptoms, even if they were on birth control.

Intrauterine device (IUD) is believed to be more than 99% effective in preventing pregnancies. Yet, a number of women have been reported to get pregnant while on it.