DniceG Comedy Concept

Laugh away your sorrow👇 🧘😍🤗🤣😂 (1)

1> I saw a science student crying...
Me: What's the matter?
Girl: Matter is anything that have mass and occupies space....
i just kuku left...😂😂

2> The way my neighbour loves eating chicken legs eeeh....all her chicken are now using wheelchair....😹😹

3> It is only in Nigeria, a man will gym for 5 hours, come out with full six packs and one yeye girl will just push him with one finger and he will fall on the bed and start laughing......
oya....hold your head and pray like dis......" Powers holding my sense....die by fire"........😹

4> To the guys....beware of girls who come to your house with big hand bags......
since Amaka visited me, i have been looking for my washing machine....😹😂

5> A man went for an interview...unfortunately, on his way to the interview, he got himself very drunk.
Interviewer: What's your state of origin?
He shouted..." Omo na six bottles me i dey take oooo"😂😂😹

6> The way ghana girls loves cars eeeeh u will think they were breastfeeded with engine oil.....😂🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

7> Girl: Baby, lets go to the zoo nah
Me: No oooh....am not ready to see your parents....

8> Imagine a pilot horning in the sky......what nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did u want God to shift for you ni???

9: In case of another valentine......Valentine is for slim and moderate girl...
Fat and chubby girls should wait for new yam festival...😹🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

10: MY SONG EVERYDAY
"Reason with me.....
If i no fine today
I go makeup tomorrow
Abi u wan make i bleach
E no easy for me"...

11. Salute to all d girls who visits their Bf & put their phone on "Airplane mode" ✈️ miss pilot, one day ur plane will crash 😂😹

12. U gave her Money to for postinor after SXx & she buys data & posted "MOTHER TO BE" 😂 Devil blood dey hot 😹

13. Plz who's Amaka Aloy🤷?...I'm eating Suya with ur JAMB scrip 📃 U scored 12___olodo😂😹🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️

Which one made u laugh most?😹😂

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