Nangs in the botan's

apology for poor english

when were you when snapchat dies?

i was sat at home eating dorito when phone ring

‘snapchat is kill’

‘no’

Check the boys new track out

Oh god, oh f**k

Guess where we're opening next?! There may be some clues in the image below... 🧣

Catch me in church tommorow because lord I'm gunna sin

Perfect sustained loss of traction weather today

Im a slt for RNZ podcasts

F**k kaikorai valley

2 restricted's make a full

People in brockville be fighting moths over the lightbulbs

Lord forgive me for I am about to simp

Sleep paralysis but its harold the giraffe standing over your bed holding a b**g

People who take babies to the cinema are the worst, i didnt pay $20 to listen to your weak pull out

Mosgiel ❌
Mos Angeles ✔️

I straight up do not understand homophobia. Not only do gay people leave more girls for us, but they take another dude with them

The only thing worse then meeting a dunedin girls family, is meeting her other personalities

Who the f**k put MD in my m**h?

Can i have the rest of your ciggie

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*taps b**g with lighter* I'd like to make a toast

Its called forth street cos it's full of 4's

Me:

Absolutely plastered white girl lined up outside subs: cAn I uSe YoUr V**e

She asked me to kiss her somewhere dirty, so we drove to brockville