Ang Mahalaga Importante

Remember!
Having s*x on a regular basis makes your Memory alive!
Happy New Year! I wish you all a great 2018!!!

Grandma's best!

Meal for 2 weeks sorted! 🤣

Can't wait to watch this for christmas!
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Hello !!!

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Life expectancy for men is 76 and women 81. I figured if I transition now...😅🤣😂

In the blink of an eye it will be 2030.
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Even yoghurt froze.
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How to say Hi in Mandarin.

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I send an SOS to the world...
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Don't leave me hiiiiiiiiiiiiìiighhhh...
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Put a ring on it! 💃

Ken doll in the wind...EltonJohn.
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Until next summer.

Jerlos 😅😁😂🤣

Wrong show! WWE

Meme?
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Ye-ye-ye-ye...ye-yeh...

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SLOW DOWN AND BE PATIENT WITH LIFE

If You Are Looking For Wealth, Somebody else Is Looking For Health.

If You Are Looking For Health, Somebody else Just Dièd.

If You are Looking For Power, Somebody else Has Acquired And Used it, And he/she is now Powerless.

Each Time You Drive A Fancy Car, Somebody, Somewhere Is Dying In A Car Crash.

Each Time a New Mansion Springs From The Earth, A New Grave is Dug Below The Earth.

Each Time You Throw Away A Morsel, Somebody else somewhere is Searching For a Morsel To Survive.

Each Time You Throw Food Into Dustbin, Someone else Is Looking For Remnant To Eat.

Each Time You Ask God To Promote or Change Your Present Situation, Someone else Is Praying to Get To Your Present Situation.

For Each Smile On The Planet, There's a Drop Of Tear In Another Place On The Planet.

For Each Celebration Of Childbirth, There Are Tears of Bùrial.

Each Time You throw waste Or Drink Water, Remember Someone Is Using Pipe For The Same Purpòse.

So Always Be Thankful.

Think of the Goodness you have, rather than the vanities you long for.

(Author Mohsin Ihsan)

Credit to the Owner. ❤️
(Reposted)

I guess her life is normal now.

I just want food. 🤷

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Girlfriend:
What did the Doctor said?

Boyfriend: I got prescription for DAILYSEX.

Girlfriend: Honey your prescription is for DYSLEXIA!

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That's confident! 👊

Say no one ever. 🤣

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