Ahmed Smaak

Maum 🕯samaj kar jisay aag 🔥 main dala tha wo asal m loha tha :D
Gair sayasi bayan. 🫡

Situation in Pakistan ?

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Only babies I stalk on my foreign tours 🫡

Qaum :
In sayasat dano ne mulk ko bech dia hai
Also Qaum :
● Biryani ki plate per Nara 🫡
● 500 main kisi k b banner ko phar den gay
● 1500 main Id Card le lo🫡
● 2 hazar main jalsa attendance 🫡
● 5 hazar main Khalaf for vote 🫡
● CG-125 per 50 logo ki corner meeting🫡

I'm not neutral. I'm least interested in politics. REASON: I don't want to get ARRESTED
I don't want to get beaten by opposite party
I don't want to be cursed by anyone for a politican
I don't want to start a debate that leads to no where.
My family will vote ( if there is no news of any fight or hangama at polling station )
Some tips for upcoming election :
Do not argue with Police .
Do not debate for your leader .
Do not park your cars and bikes at public places .
Do not play your party's music in your car infront of opposite party
Do not damage public or private properties .
Do not carry any kind of 🔫
Avoid carrying flags of your party .
And remember your family is waiting for you at home.

Vote kisay or ku den gay ?

Going to sell franchises of my business from next week . ( will cost you approximately 10-15 million PKR) PROFIT will be around 15-20k dollars every month . Stay tune will post further details later .

Bhai fair elections krwao ya na karwao lakin jeenay to do .Awam k agay hath jor k request hai gar beth jao bahar litar hi parnay hain. Kabi broiler khanay wali qaum main b jan hui hai . Internet services down :) clients cheekhain mar rhe hain :) . 30 lac salaries de rha hu hr month 1 din ka mtlb 1 lac udr se nuksan , 6 lac rents m chala jata , monthly revenue jo generate hta average 1 lac dollar b lgau to daily ka takreeban 10 lac ka yeah nuksan alag . Na mjy Imran Khan se garz hai na mujay Nawaz Shareef se j**s ko baat chubti hai chubhay in logo ne aw kr mera r mere employees ka ghar nahi chalanaa. Or meri tarah k darjano log isi trh aj farigh bethay hain .

Warm welcome to our new trainees. I wish you guys a great future . For details please visit businessbysmaak.com

I was very hungry an hour ago I ordered KFC and suddenly i remember the bycott now foodpanda is closed ( boiled 2 eggs to fill the hungar ) please keep boycotting these brands.

About to open a Zoo in my house 😄

Sold my Revo 10 lacs above from the market due to political situation in Pakistan wow 😄 what a country .

I'm unable to afford a headlight :(
1000kg/600hp 😈

Yestarday POV : You're living in a country full of Muslims
This my 22-23 year old neighbour in a high end society abusing delivery boy ( uncle around 50 years using mother/sister words) for delayed order by restaurant . I was sitting in the car and about to leave for my work . I approach uncle and try to tip him some money he declined and said " main Be-Olad hu or aj is bachay ko dekh kar khush hun k meri olaad nahi hai or yeah aj pehli bar main galia nahi sun raha " . I'm 💯 sure this guy is gonna beat his parents in future and that's how his parents raise him.

Zero life style your ppc is so distracted I'm least interested to buy your or any smart watch and your ads comes to me everywhere ( G-Ads , fb , insta almost everywhere) you're wasting money on wrong audience please take care of it.

To all my new enrollments you're warmly welcome for your new startup . Our orientation (physical and virtual) is held in the last week of this month . Dates will be confirmed soon VIA E-mail and whatsapp . Best of luck for your bright future.

Edited ( Sold )
I'm selling an E-Store (local e-com) with a monthly profit of 9-12 lacs ( profit raising by 14 percent every month ). With 11 months sales history, for Rupees 2.4 Crores (without inventory ) you have to invest 1 Cr for inventory separately . Email my team on given mail in profile for more details no one will be entertained in comments.