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Niki U*i ku bahungu banutse?
🙏Tubwire ✌️

Nyuma y'ibyumweru 4 habayeho Imibonano mpuzabitsina idakingiye.
Girl: baby?
Boy:ndakumva darling
Girl:haricyo nshaka kukubwira
Boy:okay, mbwira ntrbi
Girl: baby nsezeranya ko utari busare?
Boy: urambwira cg ntabwo umbwira?
Girl: (atangira kurira) nda.. nda.. nKeka ubanza ntwite
Boy: iki? subiramo? gute utwita c?
Girl: yego kuko nabuze Imihango, ndatwite ntashidikanya
Boy: ushobora kuba uri gukina Sibyo?
Girl: oh baby nigute nakina mubintu nkibi
Umusore yahise akupa terefone, umukobwa atangira kurira akekako bamwanze.
haciyemo iminota 30 yumva barakomanze afunguye asanga niwamusore upfukamye hasi aramubwirango numvaga umbwirako utwite nje kugukosora nkubwireko udatwite ahubwo turatwite kuko twese dufite inshingano kumwana wacu, ese my love will you marry me?

KOMEZA USOME: ndabizi ubwo umenyeko ari inkuru y'Imana ikurikiye ugiye kuyica amazi

God: uyumunsi ntewe ishema no kubona umwana wanjye
Satan: uwuhe mwana c?
God: uyu urimo gusoma iyi post
Satan: uyu urigusoma iyi post nanjye nuwanjye
God: okay, ngaho reka turebe Uwo ari busange
Satan: okay byiza cyane, ugiye kubona umwana wanjye akomeje ntakintu avuze hano
God: ndabizi umwana wanjye aravugango " Imana nigitangaza" kd aranakora share iyi post muma group 5 kubwurukundo ankunda

IMANA IHE UMUGISHA IKIGANZA KIRI BUKANDE LIKE na SHARE MURI GROUP 5 kugirango inkuru nziza ikomeze kwamamara agakanda follow kuriyi page ya Tise TV

MARRIAGE!

Don't Marry Because of S€X,
Don't Marry because you are getting OLD,
Don't Marry because you are of AGE,
Don't Marry because you are LONELY,
Don't Marry because you Need someone to Support you FINANCIALLY.
Don't Marry because you Got PREGNANT for Him,
Don't Marry because you don't want to LOSE the PERSON, Don't Marry because of Family PRESSURES,
Don't Marry because you Like the IDEA Of Marriage,
Don't Marry because of PITY or Out of PITY,
Don't Marry because of TRIBE,
Don't Marry because you Admire WEDDING GOWN you See,
Don't Marry because you Love KIDS,
Don't Marry because all your Friends are
getting Married, Don't Marry because of Physical/ Academic Qualifications.

But
Marry Because you want to Fulfil DESTINY.
I pray to God almighty to give the Best Life Partner to as many who Truly Desire to Marry with the Right Motives...Amen

RULES OF LIVING WITH PEOPLE

1. When you meet young people - *INSPIRE THEM.*

2. When you meet children - *EDUCATE THEM.*

3. When you meet old people - *HELP THEM.*

4. When you meet wise people - *STUDY THEM.*

5. When you meet leaders - *HONOUR THEM.*

6. When you meet foolish people - *AVOID THEM.*

7. When you meet humble people - *TREASURE THEM.*

8. When you meet arrogant people - *IGNORE THEM.*

9. When you meet gracious people - *EMULATE THEM* .

10. When you meet aspirational people - *ELEVATE THEM.*

11. When you meet strong people - *SUPPORT THEM.*

12. When you meet godly people - *BLESS THEM.*

13. When you meet elderly people - *RESPECT THEM.*

14. When you meet weak people - *STRENGTHEN THEM.*

15. When you meet hardworking people - *ENCOURAGE THEM.*

16. When you meet kind people - *ESTEEM THEM.*

17. When you meet Honest people -
*PROMOTE THEM.*

18. When you meet virtuous people - *REWARD THEM.*

19. When you meety evil people - *EVADE THEM.*

20. And in all situation “ *Watch, Pray and wish everyone well.*

1. *Dr. Ben Carson said,* "I struggled academically throughout elementary school yet became the best neurosurgeon in the world in 1987."

*LESSON:* Struggling is a sign that you are on a verge of success. Don't quit yet.

2. *Bill Gates said,* "I didn't even complete my university education but became the world's richest man."

*LESSON:* School does not make you rich. School is only supposed to polish what will make you rich, not make you rich.

3. *Christiano Ronaldo said,* "I told my father that we would be very rich but he couldn't believe me. I made it a reality."

*LESSON:* Your words rule your life. If you mean what you have said, each word will come to pass. You get what you say.

4. *Hear Lionel Messi!,* "I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training and still became one of the world's best footballers."

*LESSON:* Believe in your dream. Don't let your pain tell you how your future will look like.

5. *Steve Jobs penned,* "I used to sleep on the floor in my friends' rooms, returning coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple, I later on founded Apple Company."

*LESSON:* That you are small today doesn't mean you will be small tomorrow. Keep trusting God.

6. *Former British PM, Tony Blair said & I quote,* "My teachers used to call me a failure, but I became a Prime Minister."

*LESSON:* Don't let someone else's opinions of you become your reality.

7. *Bishop David Oyedepo said,* "I started Living Faith Church from a lawn tennis court with three members only & preached prosperity. Many of my friends criticised me, but today we have the largest church auditorium in the world & two world-class universities."

*LESSON:* Believe in yourself even if no one does & never think of quitting.

8. *Nelson Mandela said,* "I was in prison for 27 years & still became president."

*LESSON:* You can be anything you want to be no matter where you have been or what you have been through.

*9.REECE* "I drove a taxi to finance my university education but today I'm a billionaire."

*LESSON:* Don't let your past decide the kind of future you need to have.

10. *Harland Sanders, Founder of KFC said,* "I was on the verge of su***de when an Idea of opening a restaurant hit me after I retired as a cook in the Navy."

*LESSON:* Nothing is ever too late. "Too late" is a language of failures. Your future can begin at any age. Don't ever let AGE limit you.

11. *Aliko Dangote said,* "I worked for my uncle since I was a small boy, people looked down on me. I later on took a loan from my uncle to open a tiny shop. I worked hard to make ends meet. Now I am the richest Man in Africa.

*LESSON:* Failures or limitations of the past have no control over the greatness in you. To him that believes, all things are possible.

12. *Barack Hussein Obama said,* I am a son of a black immigrant from Kenya, I graduated from Harvard and later on became a Senator in Chicago. I was also the President of the most powerful nation on Earth.

*LESSON:* Never design your life like a garden where anyone can walk in and out. Design it like the sky where everyone aspires to reach!

13. *Arnold Swarzzenegger said,* I traveled to America in search of financial independence when I was 15yrs old. I became the world's strongest man 7 times and Mr Universe. I then got my Economics degree, then I became one of Hollywood's best actors before I was voted twice as governor of California."

*LESSON:* Don't wait for everybody to believe in your ability and dreams.

Beloved endeavour to be good to people you meet everyday,,fear God and live peacefully with all men knowing full well that if we don't meet to part, we will part to meet one day.

*KINDLY SHARE TO MOTIVATE OTHERS.*

GOD BLESS YOU🙏❤️

EYA Oliver Uchenna

Bob Marley

Every man gotta right to decide his own destiny
And in this Judgement there is no partiality
So arm in arms, with arms, we'll fight this little struggle
'Cause that's the only way we can, overcome our little trouble

Brother, you're right, you're right
You're right, you're right, you're, so right
We gon' fight (we gon' fight) we'll have to fight (we gon' fight)
We gonna fight (we gon' fight) fight for our rights...

FACT!!!!!!!

Highest paid musicians in Africa- charges per show.
1.Wizkid ($200k to $1million
2. Burna Boy (200k to $1million
3. Davido OBO ($200k to $1million
4.Rema ($150k to $300k
5.Tiwa Savage ($150k to $300k
6. Diamond Platinumz ($100k
7.Black Coffee ($80k
8.Fally Ipupa ($50k
9.Alikiba($50k
10.Sarkodie ($45k
11.Sauti Sol($40k
12.Shatta Wale ($30k
13.Stonebwoy ($30k
14.Harmonize ($25k
15.Nyashinski ($20k
This is the facts about your favorite celebrities payment on show if you inviting them to rock your stage

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*PHILOSOPHY ABOUT TOO MUCH*

1. If you speak too much, you will lie
2. If you think too much,you will be depressed
3. If you cry too much, you will lose your sight
4. If you love too much, you will be lost
5. If you care too much,you will be taken for granted
6.If you play too much, You will not be taken serious often
7.If you trust too much, you will be betrayed
8.If you work too much, You will die of stress
9.If you eat too much, You will be obsessed
10.If you sleep too much, You will be idle
11. If you spend too much, You will have no future
12.If you wear make up too much, You will lose your beauty
13.If you look too much, You will lose your focus
14.If you pursue life too much, you will lose everything.
BUT..........
* When you pray too much, You will have everything
*When you have too much patience, you will have the whole world
*When you invest too much, You will have your future guaranteed
*When you let go too much, you will have peace of mind
*When you are careful too much, you will be saved of many evils.
*When you serve God too much, you will receive unlimited and unspeakable reward and testimony.
Love you all.
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A. Einstein about his 'intuition' of general relativity (1929) 🧠

I believe in intuitions and inspirations. I sometimes feel that I am right. I do not know that I am. When two expeditions of scientists, financed by the Royal Academy, went forth to test my theory of relativity, I was convinced that their conclusions would tally with my hypothesis.

I was not surprised when the eclipse of May 29, 1919, confirmed my intuitions. I would have been surprised if I had been wrong.

-- as mentioned in an interview by George Sylvester Viereck (26th Oct., 1929) titled What Life Means to Einstein

📷 photographed by Hermann Landshoff, 1950.

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Happy birthday to Bolaji Badejo, the man behind the teeth in Alien (1979). A Nigerian visual artist at the time standing at 6 feet 10 inches tall, Bolaji was "discovered" inside a pub in Soho by a member of Ridley Scott's team. Actor Yaphet Kotto had gotten so deep in his own character, he developed an animosity for Bolaji ( who he saw as the creature, not the man) and physically confronted him on set. Bolaji proceeded to pick up Yaphet OVER his head and put him back down. Yaphet did not go back for seconds.

“Why do I read?
I just can't help myself.
I read to learn and to grow, to laugh
and to be motivated.
I read to understand things I've never
been exposed to.
I read when I'm crabby, when I've just
said monumentally dumb things to the
people I love.
I read for strength to help me when I
feel broken, discouraged, and afraid.
I read when I'm angry at the whole
world.
I read when everything is going right.
I read to find hope.
I read because I'm made up not just of
skin and bones, of sights, feelings,
and a deep need for chocolate, but I'm
also made up of words.
Words describe my thoughts and what's
hidden in my heart.
Words are alive--when I've found a
story that I love, I read it again and
again, like playing a favorite song
over and over.
Reading isn't passive--I enter the
story with the characters, breathe
their air, feel their frustrations,
scream at them to stop when they're
about to do something stupid, cry with
them, laugh with them.
Reading for me, is spending time with a
friend.
A book is a friend.
You can never have too many.”

By Gary Paulsen, Shelf Life: Stories by the Book

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MY NEIGHBOR

Written by Nicholas Stephen

Episode 1

The woman later went back because I heard no sound nor trace of her and she didn't dare to even knock our door. I took care of the boxer by watching it and spreading it outside.

After what happened that night, I resolved not to sleep at all.

When everyone else would be sleeping, I'd put on my earpiece and listen to uplifting music or watch a movie.

I tried everything possible to make sure that my phone was always charged before nightfall. They don't put on the compound Gen everyday and they do restore power mostly in the morning.

There was one night that my sister woke me up, that should be around 5am. Fortunately, I mistakenly slept off that night.

I was startled when she woke me.

"Shedrack what happened to you. Better start talking."

"I don't know what you're talking about please could you tell me what happened?"

"Remember that woman, that our neighbour that mum and dad told us to stay away from?

Immediately I heard this my heart abruptly skipped a bit..

"Yes.... But... But. What, what happened?

"The cold breeze jolted me up from sleep. That should be around 2am. I noticed that the door was unlocked. When I turned I couldn't find you, only saw your shirt and trousers. I almost woke mum."

I was taken aback by what she said.

"Then next thing, I went outside to look for you. I saw you sitting down at the backyard of her house with bare shorts. She was talking to you. I hid myself and was observing the both of you. Immediately she went inside her house probably to get something, I rushed there and dragged you here.."

"Can't you see you're on your shorts? Is this what you wore to sleep?"

"Jesus Christ. Esther you're right." I whispered looking so confused.

"Esther, truth be told, I had no idea of what you're telling me. So I left this place mehn...."

"So you normally sleep walk? It's high time you turn to mum for serious prayers. Tell her everything that happened.. You know you're my brother and I