Funkybeta bouldering

Three 100% true bldgr rules😎

         

For climbing and coffee aficionados🤗

         

Which Word Best Describes You:
a) Poured.
b) Chopped.
c) Burned.
d) Squeezed.
e) Perforated.
f) Edgy.

One of the questions from the 5-min funky quiz: Which climbing hold are you?
Check it out, and maybe you will find out that you aren't what you thought you were. 😉
link in bio. Have fun otherwise is work.

Do You Have Any Climbing Injuries?
a) There's chalk in my hair.
b) I've pulled a finger tendon.
c) My spine needs three strong people to bend it.
d) My ego hurts.
e) I've got some worn-out fingertips.
f) No injuries? You're dead.

One of the questions from the 5-min funky quiz: Which climbing hold are you?
Check it out, and maybe you will find out that you aren't what you thought you were. 😉
link in bio. Have fun otherwise is work.

If You Could Have Any Superpower, What Would It Be?
a) No need for a superpower.
b) Bones of steel.
c) Super grip.
d) Super strength.
e) Finger hook.
f) Zero gravity.

One of the questions from the 5-min funky quiz: Which climbing hold are you?
Check it out, and maybe you will find out that you aren't what you thought you were. 😉
link in bio. Have fun otherwise is work.

What's Your Biggest Fear?
a) Falling.
b) Failure.
c) Being stuck in one place.
d) Being judged.
e) Running out of options.
f) Losing my grip on reality.

One of the questions from the 5-min funky quiz: Which climbing hold are you?
Check it out, and maybe you will find out that you aren't what you thought you were. 😉
link in bio. Have fun otherwise is work.

What's Your Go-To Move When Things Get Tough?
a) I just hang on and hope for the best.
b) I grit my teeth and power through.
c) I use my balance and flexibility to contort my way to the top.
d) I take a break and come back stronger.
e) I switch to another technique.
f) Dancing on the edge.

One of the questions from the 5-min funky quiz: Which climbing hold are you?
Check it out, and maybe you will find out that you aren't what you thought you were. 😉
link in bio. Have fun otherwise is work.

Serious crimping is always a question of will.

You have to mentally force the boulder "to show" you the crimp at first, and then you have to convince yourself that it's much bigger than it looks.

Of course, both you and "the boulder "know that this is a pure lie, but sometimes you just have to fake it 'til you make it!

"Stick with Everything You've Got"

My bouldering conversation: "Remember that time I fell off the boulder because the rock I was holding on to broke off? Yeah, me too. It was epic. I s**t in the pants. Totally."
The author of the photo swears that this is the exact moment of the fall from the conversation above and a broken rock can be seen on the left. I can't see it even if I enlarge the photo several times. True or False?

The self-proclaimed Ph.D. in Theoretical Bouldering😂🤣😂 tries to visualize himself at the top of the boulder in the beautiful bouldering area in Arzachena, Sardinia.

"A moment when you become one with the rock"🥳

We support people who climb with clothes on, so I guess he is not our fan.

But if you make your sends in t-shirts, check out bouldering tees - born from positive bouldering frustrations and made to make your friend laugh.

What else can motivate you more than humor😂?

                                                       

Today's got us feeling proud as hell 'cause the one and only Mina Marković (), a true climbing legend, 9a climber, World Championship medalist, and World Cup winner, among other things, is rockin' a fresh funkybeta t-shirt.

We were amazed that such a great climber could be so humble as to choose a tee that screams 'Future Sloper Queen!'

While Mina's climbing royalty with slopers might still be up in the air, she's already a queen to the funkybeta crew, and we're all bowing down to her supreme climbing skills.

thx for the photos

"The benefits of having a support system"(12/10 bonus funky life lesson that bouldering teaches you)

Bouldering teaches you that having someone to catch you when you fall is invaluable and the importance of having people in your life who believe in you.
And you could be climbing with them right now as you read this.😎

About Life lessons
“Why so serious?”
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 10, link in bio).

"The power of positive self-talk"
(10/10 funky liffe lessons that bouldering teaches you)

Bouldering teaches you to talk yourself through a problem and convince yourself that you can do it, even when things seem impossible. Everything is impossible ‘till it’s done.
You know how it goes: "If you think you can, you can, if you think you can't, you're right."😎

About Life lessons
“Why so serious?”
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 10, link in bio).

“The importance of ignoration”
(9/10 funky liffe lessons that bouldering teaches you)

The only way to climb a route is to ignore all the voices in your head telling you:
- that you can't.
- that you should be doing something more productive
- that you're going to fall and die.
- that you have a beer waiting for you.
🤣

About Life lessons
“Why so serious?”
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 10, link in bio).

"The power of visualization"
(8/10 funky liffe lessons that bouldering teaches you)

Bouldering teaches you to imagine yourself completing a problem before you even try it, and how to see the impossible as possible. You have to see yourself at the top before you reach it otherwise it might be time to go home.🙃

About Life lessons
“Why so serious?”
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 10, link in bio).

"The power of perseverance"
(7/10 funky liffe lessons that bouldering teaches you)

Sometimes the key to success is not giving up, and to keep trying and pushing through even when things get tough.
After all a bouldering place is a place where gravity is making fun of you.😂

About Life lessons
“Why so serious?”
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 10, link in bio).

"The art of the 'dyno'"
(6/10 funky liffe lessons that bouldering teaches you)

Bouldering teaches you that sometimes you gotta go for it and make a big leap of faith. Even at the cost of initially feeling like a flying rubber chicken wearing an undersized superman costume. 😳

About Life lessons
“Why so serious?”
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 10, link in bio).

“The art of communication”
(5/10 funky liffe lessons that bouldering teaches you)

The only thing harder than bouldering is explaining to your non-climbing friends why you do it. And if you succeed in doing that, then you can explain anything.
So true. I was sailing with some non-climbing friends a few weeks ago and when I started talking...you should have seen their eyes.🤓

About Life lessons
"Why so serious?"
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 12, link in bio).

"The beauty of the struggle"
(4/10 funky liffe lessons that bouldering teaches you)

The hardest problems are often the most satisfying to complete. The phrase "this problem is a piece of cake" is a complete lie, it's going to be hard, but delicious.🤜 🤛

About Life lessons
“Why so serious?”
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 10, link in bio).

“The importance of finding your own way”
(3/10 funky liffe lessons that bouldering teaches you)

Even if a solution works for everyone else, it doesn't mean it will work for you. Sometimes you have to find your own beta.
And trust me, some of the solutions are truly weird at first but always remember that betabreakers have more fun. 😁

About Life lessons
"Why so serious?"
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 12, link in bio).

"The fine art of procrastination"
(2/10 funky liffe lessons that bouldering teaches you)
Sometimes it's better to take a break and come back stronger, rather than rushing through a problem.
Now you know that laziness is sometimes justified and socially acceptable. You gotta do what you gotta do 😁

About Life lessons

Why so serious?
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 12, link in bio).

"The art of falling"
(1/10 funky liffe lessons that bouldering teaches you)

The only way to progress is to fall down and get back up again. Bouldering teaches you that falling is a part of the game and how to do it safely and in style.
The falling is not a failure, it's gravity having more fun than you.😂

About Life lessons
“Why so serious?”
Sam Altman, cofounder of openAI, once stated that chatGPT is an ideal coworker.
That's why we asked our new colleague chatGPT what bouldering can teach us.
The answers are humorous. But bouldering also teaches us that a sense of humour is essential if you want to enjoy climbing, even when things get hard.
Have fun (otherwise is work).😎

((for all 10, link in bio).