Mr Han Ntalo

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Episode 3
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I told you guys I have been staying in my friend's place since last week because of the village girl my mom brought for me to marry,

I left the house believing if she didn't see me for a week, she will go back to the village..

Just this evening I decided to come back home as I told you all I will..

Arriving home, I was happy to see my door locked,

Probably she has gone back to the village and locked my door for me..

Maybe the foods stuff I left in the house has finished and hunger don pursue her back to the village,

I was very very happy this village girl is finally gone...

As I was opening my door to go in, my neighbour's young cousin passed with a corn 🌽

Me perceiving the scent of the corn asked the kid to cut for me and he did,

The corn was so sweet that I asked where he bought it from and he said there's one auntie selling it off in the street.

I left my door and went to buy..

Getting there now I found out that the auntie selling the corn 🌽 is the village girl mom brought for me

I didn't even know how she managed to loose and remove the cover of my standing fan because that's what she's is using to roast the corn,

She asked where I have been and I didn't answer her..

😳😳I was still in shock and asked what she's doing and she said she's doing business, that she's not trained to be lazy.

I just tire like this...

Why mom do me this kain thing when I told her I neva ready to marry?

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I haven't posted for some days now because the village girl I told you guys my mom brought for me to marry is giving me a serious tough time..

Person wey mom said is well trained,

I no know sey na bag of trouble she be..

That night my mom brought her which I asked her to go back and she refused.

In the middle of the night while sleeping, she woke me up and told me I'm facing down, telling me that's not how to sleep, that I'm supposed to face up.

I turned and face up.

Later this girl woke me up again, and when I asked why, she told me she couldn't hear me snore, so she want to check if I'm still alive...

Wahala..

Sleep no near my eyes again till morning.

After we woke up and I prepared for work, she served me food she has prepared and when I told her I won't eat, she tasted the food to show me it's not poisoned.

And when I tell her it's not a matter of being poisoned, that I'm not just hungry, she still insisted that I must eat otherwise I won't go to work.

Shoooo 😳
I asked why and she said I'm too lean,

"Me Mr Han Ntalo too lean?" 😏 🙍🏽‍♀️

And she said yes, that lean is an understatement, that I'm too thin, not just slim but thin and she wants to make sure I eats very well so that I'll add some weight at least small, sey she no want make people dey think sey her husband no dey chop.

Before you know it she don dey force the food to my mouth like a baby👄...

Na so I comot her hand from my mouth and ran outside and ran straight to work, but I forgot my phone in the house.

Since that day till now I've been sleeping in my friend's place.

I'm planning to go back home tomorrow evening and I hope she's gone before I arrive..

I posted this with my friend's phone. 📱 My phone still dey my house.

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Episode 1
So yesterday I jokingly posted I'm married to a girl called Cecilia...

My intention was for laughs, because I don't even know that girl.

But it was taken so serious than I imagined🤦🏾‍♂️

My inbox yesterday was full of congratulations and happy married life..

In my committee of friends, our chairman sent me a message, fining me 50k for getting married without informing the committee.

That was not all,

I don't know how the news got across to my Church ⛪ people,

They removed me from youth fellowship whatsapp group and added me to men's fellowship.

The toughest one now...

My mom showed up in my house this morning with one girl she brought from the village telling me she heard I got married to a city girl even without informing her my mother, that she can't allow that to happen, saying that the village girl is a girl she's been keeping for me to get married to when I'm ready..

I laughed and told mom it was only a joke that I can't get married like that without she my mother being aware, that I'm not even ready for marriage yet talk more of getting married to a city girl as she said..

Mom said whether I'm ready or not, that the girl is staying with me until I'm ready to marry her, and warned me never to attempt defiling her until I have married her..

My mom left...

This thing is still doing me like film..

As I'm talking to you now this girl is in my house,

I've given her money to go back that I will come and marry her later if I will and Hanty said she's going nowhere...
So even village girls are stubborn..

I just weak like this 🤦🏾‍♂️

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My friend Mike is having issues with his girlfriend,

The girl came to my house complaining to me about it.

According to her, Mike is cheating on her with some other girl she's yet to identify.

"But why will Mike be cheating on a pretty girl like you? "I asked..

"I'm really confused, I don't know why, am I not good enough for him?"

"Maybe there's a reason why he's cheating on you"

"What could it be? I'm loyal, submissive and supportive to him, what could be his reasons?"

"Maybe you're not good in bed"

"What?? That cannot be his reasons"

"Who told you?"

"Because I'm very good in bed, I wish there's a way to prove it to you"

Me:👇 👇 👇
"There's only one way" 🙃
.. To be continued
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