Larry The Dawg

The first week of Breakfast at Larry’s is almost in the books. We have set World Records in the Arts of Breakfast. The Guinness people have been calling and the only reason we answered was because we thought it was the Beer. Allegedly, they have a book about stuff. Anywho, Breakfast at Larry’s is so good y’all. Maybe you could get a Breakfast Bowl that consists of tater tots, sausage gravy, the filling of our Breakfast Burrito, and cheese. We call it “The Dawg Bowl”. It’s the greatest thing ever created by anyone…ever. Leonardo DaVinci and Thomas Edison put together didn’t create “The Dawg Bowl”. We did.

You’re Welcome,
Larry

Today, History will be made!!!
Breakfast at Larry’s!!!!
Cause let’s face it….
Your Mom’s cooking is probably terrible
Starting today
Save yourself
7am-1030am

Folks, this is the greatest breakfast food ever created by human hands. It’s a well known fact. Google it!!!

Are you !!!

I am a Dawg for the people!! I do what I can for my fans, or whatever. But I gotta be honest, it gets old, dealing with so much fame. People want my time, and as THE Dawg, I get stressed out. That’s when I know I can count on my fans to pull me out of the ruts of life. Just the other day, a fan comes up and says he has a joke. This wise guy proceeds to tell me “I bought a pet snake. He’s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, hot dogs, and sloppy joes. Apparently, my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon.”
I shot him in the face.
Are you ??

Take it from Larry and Dirty Harry.

In the movie “Sudden Impact”, Dirty Harry said “Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog”

Dearest Momma Dawg,
This thing with the Humans is growing evermore out of control. I seen about a trillion of our Brethren led away in their bread coffins today to the delight and laughter of even the smallest of our enemies. Their laughter and smiles haunt my dreams.
I hope one day to return to you and feel your warm embrace but I don’t have a car or gas money or legs with which to push the pedals, and you have no arms to hold me tight.

Life sucks,
Larry

During peak hot dog season, from Memorial Day to Labor Day, Americans are expected to consume 7 billion hot dogs.
Today, I can say without a doubt…I was not one of them.
You all are sick and twisted.

Folks, take it from the Dawg himself.
A hot dog is NOT a sandwich