lucky.diavel

Duc Date Day.
May our homies be glad, our exs sad, the opps mad, and new b!tches bad.

We are all in the same game, just different levels ~ dealing with the same hell, just different devils.
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IDC if you’re crazy, if you’re pretty. We can work something out. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Idc if you’re insane, if you pretty. We can work sum out.
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Roses are red,
The sun gives off heat,
if your legs are tired, use my face as a seat.

Okay first of all, I didn’t “ignore” any RED FLAGS. I looked at them and thought “Yeah.. that’s sexy!” and THAT’S my problem right there.🫠

You’re allowed to jump to conclusions this year. It’s a leap year🤷🏻‍♂️

Glad to see so many embracing therapy. A few of you need an exorcism as well but... Baby steps☺️

Dark times teach you a lot. That’s why you can’t regret what you went through, but rather be thankful for all the lessons it taught you.

Instead of wondering how many hoes I got, try to be my favorite one.🤌🏽

You’re in her DMs, she’s thinking of ways to kill me.

People think I have a Roster not knowing that I can only be delulu with one person at a time.

Welcoming this new baby to the family.
I wanted to post this raw how I got it, with all the dirt, blemishes and imperfections(that only I can see according to ).
I can’t wait to share what I do with the bike, the mods the maintenance after buying a used bike like oil change, brake fluid flush and coolant flush. A lot of things are gonna be a first time for me too. Let’s see how it goes.
Thank you for all the support🫶🏽 I’ll keep y’all posted

I love to dismiss my horrible decisions by saying "yeah that was a weird time in my life" as if the rest of my existence hasn't been absolute clown shoes.
Had to repost the picture by . It’s such a gorgeous shot!😮‍💨

I've decided to just be fully delusional this year and see where that takes me cuz being sensible hasn't gleaned the results I was looking for.🤷🏻‍♂️

Stop looking for YOU in people. YOU is rare gang🫶🏽

Work is so weird. Arguing w dudes twice my age like buddy, you are here to support a family I'm here to get bike parts & food for my girl.

Best Christmas gift I got is this drawing from . Thank you for choosing me and spending so much time in drawing this artwork🫶🏽. It looks AMAZING!😍

In 2024, normalize swinging on people mid sentence when they disrespect you.
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I'm sorry I bullied you I was just tryna flirt.😬

Slight change of NYE plans, instead of wrapping my bike around a tree, how about you wrap your legs around me instead.

I do be texting back with a lot of
"hahaha"'s for someone who's having a hahahard time. 🙁

Not to be $lutty or anything but I’d listen to your problems and run my fingers through your hair.🫣

Christmas 2023🫶🏽
Perfect gift under the perfect Christmas tree.

I'm financially at a stage where i understand why people do fraud.

Ending 2023 with 500th post and 60k followers and grateful for every single one of y’all.🙏🏽

Take my posts just as your ex took you. As a joke 🤡. Nothing serious here😬

Not saying a Polaroid of you in a thong on my dash would solve all my problems... but it sure would help. 🥹 👉🏽👈🏽

If you're gonna have me pushing the shopping cart at Target, buying you books, getting your favorite snacks, smelling those stupid candles with Starbucks in our hands. Sign me the f up✍🏼

I wanna be held like a fart on a first date🥲